Today I got interviews instead of stories. In fact, there are some people who you may know from what I told you along with some new people with some of them wanting to remain anonymous. For the record, I am wearing a brace that will prevent my head from popping out. It has been tested so anyone who wants to help me should wear this. With that here we go.
Subject 1 Freya: I found her in a cave in Ireland, around her early teens at best for that many years. I then placed her head on a table and ask some questions.
Me: So how long have you been stuck here?
Freya: I don't remember. I have asleep for... oh my I do not know.
Me: This is the year 2016. Probably a few centuries.
Freya: That long! Oh my. First my technical husband died of disease along with my body and his body then this.
Me: Wait what?!
Freya: It's my words again. I wish for death and he came.
Me: I'm sorry.
Freya: It is fine. Though could you wipe my tears. I don't have hands for it.
I did as she told me. I stopped asking questions because it was too much for her. I sent her to one of my base of operations for heads lost in time. Time for the next subject.
Subject 2 Alice:
She was a kind heart girl despite not having a chest. It seems that she has grown, but remained young. I am still researching on how this rebellion affects youth. Her head sat on a chair while I moved the hair out of her face.
Me: My dear Alice, how are you today?
Alice: I feel dandy Mr. [beep]. How are you?
Me: Busy. Say, how are you holding up?
Alice: A bit numb from the neck down, but got used to it after a century.
Me: A century. I would have gone mad as a hatter.
Alice: That would be one of my siblings.
Me: Did you discovered how could this happened?
Alice: Not really. The only clue we had is our ancestors. There is something wrong with out past.
Me: I need to do a DNA test. Something about you looks familiar. Thank you for your services.
Alice: The pleasure is mine.
I did the DNA test and look at that. Freya and Alice has some connections. I had them talk to each other and it was awkward at first because Freya does not look like a many greats grandmother. Also Freya's body had two children. What of the odds? The head told me about the family which I will discuss later.
My guess is that for those that has it happen to them for no reason is due to genetics. Oh hey, we got some modern guest here today. One guy and three girls and they are only heads carried by bodies. I'll take a look at the heads.
Subject 3 [Classified/male]
Me: So [beep], tell me about how you lost your head.
[Subject 3]: Well I was going out for drinks after a band contest and then this happens. My arms just did as it pleases and took my head off.
Me: Just like the reports. Are you doing well?
[Subject 3]: Well me and my body are doing okay. Though at least the girls are becoming more open.
Me: How so?
[Subject 3]: [Censored]
Me: The [beep] is wrong with you. Do you do that to every woman you meet? I'm surprised that you still have a stable relationship if that is the only thing that keeps you together.
[Subject 3]: What's your problem?
Me: I admit that I have done my share of perverted actions, but you... my advise for you is to take is slow. Your bodiless state does not give you an excuse to bang.
[Subject 3]: Whatever dude.
Subject 4 [Classified/female]:
Me: So Ms. [beep]. Based on our transcript, is what your boyfriend said true.
[Subject 4]: On how we lost our heads, yes.
Me: Well did you get used to your new form?
[Subject 4]: Not really. I miss having a body and it does get weird if I ended up in a male's body.
Me: How so?
[Subject 4]: Well I get this weird feeling with the [beep].
Me: I see. Well I also want to tell you something important. If [beep] is the only thing keeping your relationship together, you may want to rethink about it.
[Subject 4]: Are you implying that [Subject 3] is a bad person?
Me: Not really. He just reminds me of an asshole that I know of. Though it is wrong for me to judge people. I am just a man with a soft side.
[Subject 4]: Can I go now? I don't feel comfortable being a head on a table.
Me: You may.
Subject 5 Flair:
Me: Good afternoon Ms. Flair.
Flair: Is this some job application for heads?
Me: No, but you will get paid for this interview. I found out that you have some relationship with someone during the Victorian age.
Flair: Please show me.
*I presented her the head of Alice*
Me: She is what you would call a great aunt of sort.
Alice: Big sister's daughter had a baby who had a baby who had a baby.
Me: Judging from the family tree. Yes.
Flair: Sweet. Nice to meet ya grandma!
Alice: You look pretty, but informal. Is this a trend during this era?
Flair: I just look like this.
Me: So tell me Flair on how you lost your head?
Flair: Simple, I was at my house and my body took me out. Simple.
Me: I did a DNA scan before the interview and it seems that you along with Alice share this gene different than of a normal gene. My guest is that is the source of your headlessness.
Flair: I was meant to be a head. Awesome.
Alice: Welcome to the club. Turns out our ancestor is the same and the first of us like that.
Flair: Even cooler. It runs in the family.
Me: Well would you like the meet the rest of the family?
Flair: Would I, it's better than the one that cares nothing about me!
*Two men carried off the two heads*
What's that, subject 6 is nervous and was here because she was forced to. Hm. Tell her that it will be alright.
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I hope this interview is something you like to see. There will be more interviews in the future about the victims of the rebellion of bodies. I'm one step closer in finding some clues about this.