“Now my dear, you will need some photos for your new identity...er sorry your new passport, that’s right, over there” The lady behind the desk smiled and pointed to the far side of the office.<br />Tim walked over to the rickety old photobooth on the far side of the office. She was very good looking and he was a little distracted so he did not notice the sign that said, “PHOTOS for a new you” <br /> “They are very strict on what they will accept so remember you need to have a white background, no glasses, keep your expression neutral and don't smile.” She called after him.<br />Tim placed the money in the slot, concentrating he sat as still as possible not wanting to ruin his passport photos. A trip to the Caribbean with his girlfriend, it was going to be fantastic.<br />He barely saw the change in his reflection. It wasn't until his pictures arrived in the slot he noticed his t-shirt was a little bigger and his centre of gravity had shifted.<br />“Well we need to get you some clothes that fit sweetie” A hand gently rested on his shoulder and a familiar voice said, “I should imagine you are going to need a new swimsuit if you are going on holiday.” <br />He turned quite shocked to see his girlfriend smiling at him and, standing next to her, Jane. OMG, Jane the girl he had kissed at the pool party. His girlfriend smiled “Oh yes I forgot you have met Jane before, we thought that as you were so keen to get into her bikini the other day we would give you some help!”