Well, here's another story of mine you can blame grapehyacinth for. Her recent story "Carleton's War" included a scene where a guy called Dave gets a cranky genie. Which made me wonder ... what would happen if you found a lamp with a genie that happened to be a beautiful woman? Who happened to be the perfect girl for you? It's pure sappiness on my part, but frankly, I needed a bit of sappiness. Hope you do too. Actual TF content is pretty minimal, I warn ye.