[sex doll TF, multiple]

“This is Celia Waters coming to you live with breaking news. There’s been an explosion at a Pop Palace chemical plant just on the outskirts of town. We go live to our news correspondent Amanda Gilbert. Amanda?”

“Thank you, Celia. As you can see behind me there’s a huge cloud of pink smoke that’s billowing out of the building. I’m being told that it’s their sex doll formula that combusted. Thankfully no one was hurt in the explosion, however all of the research scientists who were in the building at the time have been permanently turned into inflatable sex dolls.”

“That is unfortunate for them. What’s the long term consequences of this accident?”

“That’s a bit more troubling, Celia. I’ve been told that the pink smoke will eventually dissipate. However it is still highly contagious and transformations are rapid if you come in contact with it.”

“Does it pose a danger to the city?”

“It does actually. The explosion sent the smoke into a huge radius and will descend upon an area of 2 miles from the source. Anyone within that 2 mile radius should evacuate immediately or else you will be turned into a sex doll very soon!”

“My goodness! We’re within that radius”

“I know, I would recommend you all pack up and leave as soon as possible!”

“Amanda? That... that cloud of smoke is coming up behind you mighty fast...”

“Yeah... nothing I can do about it. I hope someone takes good care of me after I transform! This is Amanda Gilbert permanently signing off. Aaaahh-ohhmpp!”

“Well! You heard it here first! Unless you want to be a sex doll for the rest of your life, please pack up immediately and move to a safe distance. I am told that the experience is quite intense and... pleasurable. But for your own safety please take precautions. Oh no. Is that what I think it is? Folks I’m afraid the cloud has caught up to the TV station. Yes, my producer just turned into a sex doll. And there goes the camera woman. Oh! And here I go! Mmm! This feels... so good... ooh! This... this is Celia... Waters... signing... ohhhh-mmmphm!”