Phantom deded to capture Rossem-Klyn , the fabled elven latex-mancer. There's really nothing as valuable as an elf, and Phantom doesn't want the value to go down. That means making sure he's a perfect, permanent shiny statue.


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I've been having some writer's block recently, combined with end-of-semester workload. I did this a few months ago but didn't want to share at that time. It's rather lewd and a bit more graphic - no violence or anything, but pretty intense. Read if you want to hear about Phan and her rubber-coated statue!