The Painted Lady tires of her career as a supervillain. She sends an up-and-coming heroine named Patriotic an offer - find her before her retirement, and she will go without a fight. Little does Patriotic know that the Painted Lady isn’t looking for a siesta… she’s looking for a successor! Can Patriotic defeat the Painted Lady and her minions, or is she doomed to succumb as the Painted Lady’s latex-clad legacy?


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A top-tier commission for someguyovertheir . It was an entertaining chance to write another cheesy and fun superhero story, with a generous dash of latex-clad corruption. 

Spiritual successor to:  The Vixens of Venus City
Thursday, May 13th, 9:12 PM
"What do you hate, dear? Miss... Disguise. That's what you call yourself."
"I can't hear you."
"You know, I hate intruders. You breaking into this rented property is just as infuriating as if you were to burglarize my home. How would you feel were our roles reversed?'
"Ah. Well, I hate misquotations. You're probably thinking that's a silly thing to be peeved about. I assure you, it's a catch-all hatred. Not just misquotations, but the people that make said statements. Are you a Star Trek fan? Captain Kirk never actually said, 'Beam me up, Scotty.' Not even once. He got close though; he once said "Mister Scott, beam me up." Minor.
No, there are far worse misappropriations. The worst, the absolute worst, comes from those humans who decide they can justify their views with a smattering of out-of-context statements. Have a problem with taxes? Grab a quote from Benjamin Franklin. Don't like a religious figure? Steal a quote fro