Phantom was always focused on worldly matters - never "out of this worldly" matters - until that day!
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A short, fun story by the OG himself, Osvaldo Greco. He wrote it for me very quickly as a gift. I enjoyed reading it and I felt like it was the story to be shared sans edit. There are many things about it that I find positively charming. 
Inspirations:
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