Oh, dear, what was I thinking? I wasted this valuable time writing a short story when I could have been writing porn.<br /><br /> <a href="https://lololplz.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="https://a.deviantart.net/avatars/l/o/lololplz.gif?1" alt=":iconlololplz:" title="lololplz"/></a><br /><br /><br />My grasp of Chinese isn't perfect, but after reading Journey to the West I was really inspired. <br /><br />I love folklore, so this was really fun to adapt and the writing style was so much fun to try and emulate.