Do you think you have fans? Probably not. Therefore, you can imagine the surprise of meeting one.
Imagine Phantom's surprise.
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"I am not comfortable with signing documents not yet carefully analyzed by my legal slaves."
"It's an autograph, not-"
"Close your mouth or I will have it closed," said Phantom to her "fan."
The fan began to blush. "C-could... would you be so... so kind as to -"
"Close it?" Said Phantom.
"My pleasure."