I feel a hand caress my thigh. I groggily open my eyes and look at my clock. 10 am on a Saturday. I slept in a bit. I roll over in bed and look at the one who woke me up. The gorgeous woman beside me is only partially obscured by the bed sheets. I guess must have hogged the covers again in my sleep. She does the same thing sometimes.

My eyes trace her long legs to the bikini she’s wearing. From there, they venture to her exposed midriff and the tight t-shirt she’s wearing. My eyes linger on her breasts for a bit – her nipples showing through the tight shirt. Hey, I can’t help it. I love those titties. Lastly, I take a gander at what makes my girlfriend kind of unique – and it’s not that she has a stunningly perfect body. It’s that, well… there’s no head atop that sexy bod. Where a head and neck would normally be, there’s just smooth shoulders and a hole she breaths from, not unlike a dolphin’s blowhole.

You see, Kaitlin was born with a rare condition where her head never truly developed and instead, her brain resides in her chest. But, well, at least her body’s well developed. Damn, is it well developed. If she was born with a head, I think a girl this hot would be way out of my league. Luckily, I have no problem with a butterface, or in this case, a girl without any face. Who needs a face anyway when you have the body of a goddess?

Of course, on second thought, the lack of a face makes it kind of hard to tell whether she’s sleeping or awake when we’re in bed like this. Although on the plus side, she doesn’t need to use any pillows. She has some very lovely, soft pillows built right in to her chest, anyway. She sat up, showing me that she is indeed awake.

She placed one hand on the inside of her elbow and raised the other, then waved her hand around where her face would be – American Sign Language for “morning, handsome.” “Hi there, beautiful” I replied. I began to roll up her t-shirt, exposing her amazing titties. I planted my face right into her boobs and began kissing up and down her torso as I frequently do. A sigh came out of her neck-hole. She pulled my head up so I could see her hands and signed that she’s almost glad she has no head, because if she did, I’d never pay attention to it. “Guilty as charged,” I agreed. She responded with a rude hand gesture and signed that I’m lucky that I was so cute.

She playfully poked my nose with her finger, grabbed the back of my head and shoved my face to smooth top of her shoulders. I kissed her air hole as that’s what she wanted. I gave her a little tongue action. I tried fucking her there once as it is a hole after all, but it wasn’t the best idea given that she wasn’t able to breathe with my boner in there.

She blissfully rubbed her hands all over my body. She turned me over onto my back and sat over me cowgirl style. Kaitlin slid my boxers off exposing my junk. “Oh, I see what you want.” She kicked her panties off and they fell to the floor. She bent over and leaned on top of me, rubbing her body against mine. I ran my hands down her torso and back as I kissed her lovely breasts. I inserted my cock into her wet pussy as she began to thrust.

With no mouth, she made no sound. She had no o-face as she had no face at all. But, when you’re in love with a girl who has no head, you learn to read body language. Her nipples were hard and she tensed with pleasure. She began to climax and I came not long after.

Exhausted and covered with sweat, she dismounted, put her shirt back on and snuggled up against me. I hugged her tightly. She breathed heavily from the hole where her head should be. She gently caressed my chest with her hand. As we lay there cuddling affectionately, I drifted back into sleep.

Hell of a way to start your morning. Wouldn't have it any other way.