The North Umbershire Regional College
Nobody’s top pick for a school but for many still in their top five picks, for some it’s what they’ve had to settle for.

A few blocks off of a campus just past all the fraternities and sororities, there is a house. It was built sometime in the 1970s that’s been rented out by a bunch of students. It’s Friday night & they are having a party.

“Why am I even here?” Lucas thought. He stood on the doorstep of the house for a few moments. He hesitated about should he knock or should he leave & head back to his dorm. He’s got World of Fantasy XIV: Nuclear Fallout Remastered Edition downloading to his PC & checking his phone it should just about done downloading by the got back if he left now.

Before he could turn around & leave, the door was wrenched open letting all the cacophony of noise from inside out into the neighborhood. Lucas quickly looked around to see if any of the neighbors came out of their houses, It was after 10 after all. But before any of real chance to look could be made Lucas was quickly picked up off his feet & pulled into the party. The door closed behind him just as quickly as it had been opened. The person who had grabbed him was also the person who had invited him: Johnny, his lab partner. Not sure why they were partnered up. He’s never gotten to ask Mr. Beardsley about it. He was 100 pounds of nerd compared the quite imposing frame of Johnny, star alternate quarterback on the football team.

Johnny was walking though the party with Lucas still wrapped in a bearhug, barely able to move, his legs just dangled as they made their way through the party.

“Lucas, Lukey Boy!” Johnny said, almost yelling it in his ear. “I’m glad you could make it. I know it’s not really your thing but you know who’s thing it is?”

Johnny smiled broadly & suggestively.

“uh… No?”

“It is theirs!” He winked, jerking his head in the direction of the center of the room. There dancing near the fireplace (that was currently holding not a fire but a keg of some kind) amongst the other party goers in a group of girls was Erin. The girl Lucas had spent more then a decade with a crush on. He didn’t even know she went her. She heard that she went to some school out east with Brad, her boyfriend all through high school. It’s been a few months since he’d seen her but she still looked the same as always: shoulder length platinum blonde hair, perfect size 34C breasts. Skin tight clothes showing off all her curves.

Johnny noticed that Lucas was clearly staring at someone. “See anyone you like?”

“uh… What? no. No. No!” Lucas protested.

Johnny laughed, Lucas feeling crushed very time he let out a laugh. “Ok.”

“Your timing is actually perfect good.”

“Why?”

“I was waiting near the door because I was looking for you. We were just getting ready to play some sort of drinking game one of the girls wanted to play. Thought you might wanted to join. Plus, never seen you drunk before!”

Lucas half heartedly laughed. “Which one?”

“oh… I’m not sure about her. That chick is super weird. Not even sure how she got invited to the party.” Johnny scanned the room & once he found her he pointed her out. “She’s over there!”

Sitting in the corner near window was someone much like Lucas looked a bit out a place at a party like this: She was dressed all in black: oversized black turtleneck, black ankle length skirt, black leather boots with a massive heel. Sitting on the floor next to her on the ground was an old canvas messenger bag. She has pale skin, a messy mop of black hair that faded into silvery grey with dipped dyed purple tips. Unlike almost everyone else at party: she was just sitting there. Clutched in her hand was a red SOLO cup, she’d take a sip every so often as she watched the party going on.

“Her name is Vivian I think. I think she’s like Courtney’s sister, cousin, lab partner, roommate. I don’t know. Wasn’t really passing attention to what she said when she showed up like an hour to two ago. Been a bit distracted looking at all the other ladies here. Like that Erin chick!”

Lucas’ expression changed from unsure & slightly confused to depressed.  If Johnny had his eyes on Erin, whatever changes he felt he had with her were now slim to none.

“Come on, let me introduce you to the ladies!” Johnny said as he carried Lucas to the dance floor, ignoring all of Lucas’ request to go elsewhere.

“YO! ERIN!” Johnny belted out as they got close.

Erin & the small group near her turned to look in their direction.

“This is my boy, Lucas. The one I told you about!”

Johnny finally set down Lucas directly in front of her. She just stood there looking him over, he tried to avoid her gaze.

“OH! Lucas!” She finally said. “What are doing here?”

She giggled, a sound that haunted his dreams for years & one he didn’t think he’d ever hear again.

“I mean not just at this party but at The Nuck?”

“oh… you know. Just living life.” He said nervously.

“cool. Cool. Me, too.” She replied.

“So……” Lucas said letting that drag out “How’s Brad?”

“Oh…” Erin said with a disgusted tone to her voice & an eye roll. “That piece of garbage cheated on me with Sally Jones, you remember her from high school? The girl that was more plastic then actual person. APPARENTLY She & Brad had been going out behind my back for like 3 years! Since High School was over, Brad didn’t feel the need to keep me around anymore so he & the Barbie doll went off to U of E together, the school I was going to go to with him. Since I didn’t want to see him everyday, I applied here.”

Before anything else could be said, Johnny introduced the rest of the group:

There was Keisha, Erin’s new best friend & roommate. An ebony skinned “social media influencer”, someone that seemed to be from what she told Lucas involved having the most followers on various media platforms. She seemed to be quite proud of how many people followed on her Instagram. Her slender frame was topped off by the stick straight hair that stopped just at below her shoulder blades & just above her quite full breasts in the front.  The only other attribute about her that was noteworthy & most likely why some many people followed her was her butt, a body part that seemed to jut out at least three feet from her back side, something she attributed to “good genes & a healthy workout routine”

Next was Gina, a mutual friend of seemingly everybody except Lucas. A plain looking but very curvy redhead girl that from appearances didn’t seem to have much going on in her head or in life. Rumor going around was that this is her first time out in “the real world” having grown up in a very strict religious family. She not had much contact with other people her age outside her rather large family & church congregation. Another rumor was that she was on the prowl for “the right guy”.

Next to her was Ty, which was short for Tae-Ming, a trim but toned Physics exchange student from South Korea. From Lucas’ short conversations with him in the past is a really cool person.

Just behind Ty on one of the many couches that were strewn about the house was Danny, one of Johnny’s many roommates. He was only half there as he stared at his own hand, slowly move his fingers back and forth. He was clearly on something. Danny had shoulder length blonde greasy dreadlocks, a dirty olive green hoodie on over a Pickle Rick t-shirt. He also had on a pair of dirty pair of canvas shorts & Birkenstocks on his feet.

Standing behind the couch, giving Danny various disgusted looks were Shane & Courtney. Given all the money that they seem to have come from, Lucas never knew why they even went to this college or even hung out with this group of people. If you ever go search up “Spoiled Rich Kids”: they are most likely the first result to pop up.

The party had being going on for some time or that’s how it seemed to Lucas. Lucas hadn’t done much of anything during his time there: some small talk, some brief dancing. He then noticed that Vivian picks up her bag & walks over to where Johnny is. She taps on the arm, when he notices who it is he leans down & she whispers something in her ear. He get a big smile on his face. Johnny motions for you to come over so you do. By the time you’ve made it over to him you, the rest of the group has gathered.

“Ok, listen up people! As requested by Vivian” Johnny said as he placed his hand on her shoulder, she almost flinches as he does that. “and seconded by me: it’s time for the time honored tradition of BEER PONG!”

Johnny then points over to a well used piece of plywood, one half in neon blue & the other half in neon red, the school’s colors. On each end a series of holes about the size of SOLO cups cut into it. As they make their way over to the table, Johnny says “You all know the rules: you throw the ball, if it lands in another person’s cup: you gotta down it whole!” Johnny says excitedly. “That’s about it. One other things, no one can interfere during someone else’s turn, ok?”

There were nods all around.

“Can it be Boys versus Girls?” Keisha suggests. Much to the dismay of Shane & Courtney, everyone else agrees.

“So let’s get this going!” Johnny says.

“Uh... Actually…” Vivian says, louder then anyway expecting. “I have few extras rules I’m imposing. Each player will have a ball with their name written on it.” She says as she pulls out a bag of balls with everyone’s name on it from her bag. “And the cup with all also have your names on it.” She pulls out a stack of cups out of her bag & places the cups into holes in the table.

“I guess so.” Johnny said as there scattered nods around the group.

There is also a crowd gathering around to see what’s going on.

“Also, there won’t be any drinking.”

There were sounds of disgust from various people. Many of the group left.

“Instead you get your ball inside a cup, you have to give up your bodies to that person. If a ball get into the cup with your name on it, you gotta give up your body to that person. And things will remain like this for the rest of…” Vivian said as she paused looking like she was thinking up what the end of that sentence would be “…the night.”

Vivian smiled, looking around the group.

“Yeah, yeah, We get it! Ya spooky.” Keisha says, rolling her eyes. “Can we get this thing started already?” She groans, gesturing for Ty to make the first throw. “He’s only going to miss anyway. I’d bet my ass.” She says, winking.

“All right, you asked for it!” Vivian grins as she snaps her fingers with both hands.

Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light that engulfed the room. Once that flash had gone away & everyone had regained their sight, they were all save for Vivian: were naked.

“I was going to let everyone remained clothed for the game but Keisha had to be her normal bitchy self. Now you all gotta do it naked.”

“Hey! What happened to everyone else at the party?” Johnny asked as he looked around & saw that it was only them now in the house. The music had also stopped.

“We don’t want any interruptions. Plus I only have 10 cups.” Vivian said with an evil smile as she fills the cups with liquid.

“10?” Shane asked as he counted everyone that was standing around the table “I only see 9 people unless you're counting Johnny as two people since his so massive?”

Johnny flexed his muscles.

“No.” Vivian said dismissively “Danny is your other player.”

“Danny? Ew!” Keisha said.

Danny lifts his head up from the couch “Did someone say my name?”

He looks over at the group, he starts to giggle “hehehehe you’re all naked!”

Danny then dropped back onto the couch.

“Can we just humor her & get this game over with?” Courtney said.

“If you insist.” Vivian said as she tossed Ty his ball.

Ty was almost unready for it but caught the bouncing ball before it leapt off the table.

“Oh... one more thing before you take your shot, you only get one chance to make a shot. That goes for everyone.”

Ty nodded. He then sets up his shot, with a flick of the wrist the plastic ball sails through the air & with a small SPLOOOSH lands neatly into the center cup.

“Let’s see who it is?” Vivian said as she picked up the cup by the rim to reveal that it was Keisha’s cup.

“Ok. Ty walk over & take Keisha’s body.” Vivian said with a smirk on her face.

“What? How?” He said confused.

“Just touch her.”

Ty looks at her. Keisha looks back “Well… What are you waiting for? Take me, big boy!” She said with a laugh.

Ty walked over to her & around her a few times.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

“Look for other best spot to touch you.” He said with a smile.

“Found it!” He said as he slapped Keisha on the butt. One problem when he tried to pull his hand away it wouldn’t come back. His hand was now stuck to her butt. He pulls so hard that his glasses flew off his face.

“What’s happening?” Keisha asked. She turned around to see & Ty walked around with her as she moved.

“My hand seems to be stuck to your butt.”

“WHAT?!?”

“yeah. I can’t get my hand off your rather nice derrière.”

“Are you saying I’ve got a little Korean boy stuck to me now?”

“no. Not for long.” Vivian said as she gestured toward the two of them with her left hand.

Ty’s hand began to recede into Keisha’s butt. He started to scream.

“What? Ty! Speak to me! What are you doing back there!”

Gina said “His hand is going further into your butt!”

“WHAT? Don’t you be doing that Ty! I do not want you hand up or in my ass! I don’t like you that way!”

“Not sure I have any choice in the matter” He said as her butt had engulfed his hand up to the wrist by now.

Keisha glares over at Vivian, who was clearly enjoying this.

“VIVIAN!” She screamed.

“Yes?”

“There is a currently a little Korean boy slowly receding into my butt. Would you please do something to help me out?”

Vivian’s eyes light up. “You want me to do something to help you out?” She said with a big smile on her face.

“YES!” Keisha pleaded as Ty was now elbow deep in her butt.

Vivian walked over to them, making sure to remain. Just out of arms reach of either of them. “Here you go!”

He playing kicks Ty in the butt which sent the upper half of him into Keisha’s butt.

“Did that help?”

“NO!” Keisha screamed as she felt him wriggling around in her.

“Good!”

The group watched the event on display. Some in horror, some in bemusement. Courtney had her face buried in Shane’s shoulder. The outline of Ty’s face could be clearly seen I coming through Keisha’s abs. Shortly the rest of Ty’s retreats into Keisha’s body as his face begins to move up her body. Along her lower body, the outline of his knee could be seen sticking out of pelvis region.  Keisha stumbles around as the sudden added weight is throwing off her balance. She turned to Vivian, now with even more anger “You said you were going to help me?”

Vivian blank stares back “Didn’t I? He’s no longer stuck to your butt!” An evil smile spreads across her face.  

Keisha screams but it didn’t only sound like her, it sounded like she now had two sets of vocal cords. One her own & the other Tys’.

After a few minutes, Ty’s legs seems to have made their way down to into Keisha’s legs as the body horror that has been happening in the lower half of the body seemed to have stopped. This has caused the Ty/Keisha hybrid to fall over on to the ground. They continue to convulse around as Ty’s limbs wriggle around inside Keisha’s body. There were pleads for help, they alternated between Ty’s voice & Keisha’s own voice.

Just below Keisha’s ample breasts, Ty’s face pokes out & as his face screams, his voice could be heard exiting Keisha’s mouth. The face then moves up her body. It pauses briefly on Keisha’s right breast. The nipple making for an amusing placed mole. His hands then finally reach the Keisha’s hands as his face was now poking out for her neck.

“Help Me!” Ty’s voice pleaded as they reached toward Gina who was the closest person to them.

Gina was unsure of what to do. She looked around for answers & was not getting any. She finally relented, grabbed a hold of their hands & pulled. After a few seconds of pulling, Ty’s hands were becoming visible through Keisha’s own hands. This caused Johnny to come over & help. The harder they pulled, the more of Ty’s body was becoming visible. With one last forceful jerk, Ty’s body comes free of Keishas’. The force of the pulls, sent the three of them flying backwards.

Ty opens their eyes, they quickly dilate to adjust to the glaring light.

“Uhhhh! Don’t wanna do that again” Ty said. He sat up, bounced up & down a bit. “Did a land on a beanbag chair or something?” He said as they looked around.

Johnny & Gina both looked at the body lying on top of them. They saw that the eyes were still closed. They look over where Keisha’s body as it looked back at them confused.

“What?” Keisha said with Ty’s voice.

Danny once more raised his head from the couch & looked over “Beanbag chair? Dude, we only got one & its over here by me!”

Ty reached around looking for something. He soon found it: his glasses. He put them on then he raised up his hands to notice that were a different color then he was use to & were more feminine in nature. He let out a scream. This scream woke up Ty’s original body.

“Wha? What happened? Did we get Ty out of my body?” Keisha asked Gina groggily.

“Not exactly.” Gina said sheepishly.

“Is this what its like for Keisha all the time?”  Ty asked as he had stood & wobbled around on his new legs. “I like big butts but this might be taking it a bit too far!”

Keisha’s eyes widened as she looked over at Ty “WHAT THE….”

She quickly scrambled up off Gina & over to him. “What are you doing in my body?”

“I could ask you the same thing.” Try said with a smirk & a smile.

This was the first time that Keisha had taken the time to take in what body she was in.  She looks down taking it all in. She then began to gyrate back & forth with her hips to watch her newly acquired dick sway gently side to side. She giggles.

“HEY!” Ty protested.

“Its cool! Its cool!” She said then looking up at Ty with a smile. “I’ve seen worse.”

As Ty & Keisha check each other out, Vivian asks as she playfully tosses a ball up & down in the air “So… Whose’s Next?”

Everyone else is silently sizing each other up for who they might want to swap with. But given that no one but Vivian knows which cup is which it doesn’t seem like there is any point to it. Lucas looks over at Erin, he knows he’s love to swap with her but he also notices that Johnny & Erin as exacting looks back & forth. Lucas also notices that Gina is looking in his direction.

“Well… Whose next?” Vivian asked.

Gina leaped up from the ground, waving her left around back & forth excitedly  “Me! Me! I wanna go next!”

“Ok.” Vivian tosses her ball to her.

“But before you go. Let me give everyone else their balls.”

Danny giggles from the couch “hehehehe. balls.”

Once that is done, Gina lines up her shot. Lucas nervously hopes that she doesn’t get his cup, he’s not sure what Gina would do in his body. Lucas momentarily looked over at Ty & Keisha.  Ty is gleefully twerking before Keisha with his newly acquired booty. His cheeks bounce up & down like two over filled firm sacks of jelly. Keisha stands there pleased as Lucas notices that her penis has become erect. She also is gently stroking it. Lucas’ attention snaps back to the game at hand.

Gina tosses her ball across the table to the guys side, they all watch as it clips the side of one cup & then falls into the cup next to it.

“Ok. Let’s see whose cup this is!” Vivian said as he picked up the cup. She picked up & silently read the name on the cup. “Hmmmm… that’s interesting.”

“Whose is it?” Johnny asked.

“It’s Ty’s cup.”

The group turned their attention to Keisha & Ty.

“What?” Keisha asked mid rub.

“Gina took her turn & her ball fell into Ty’s cup.” Erin said.

“But I’m Ty right now!” Keisha said.

“Not anymore!” Vivian said as she pushed Gina at Keisha.

Gina lost her footing & fell directly towards Keisha. She held out her arms to catch her but Gina’s body fell right through Keisha.

After a moment of silence, Gina’s body rolled over.

“Ow!” Keisha’s voice came from Gina’s body “That’s hurt!”

Everyone was looking at her, as she picked herself up she said “What?”

Once she was back on her feet she looked over at Gina “crap! I was having fun at Ty!”

She then take a look over her current body “Not that this body isn’t good, too”

Keisha grabbed a hold her breasts & gave them a good squeeze. “You’ve always had some great boobs, Gina!”

Gina frowned & sighed “This wasn’t the body I wanted.”

Ty stopped twerking & asked “what’s wrong with it?”

“Nothing, Ty. You’ve got a body anyone would die for, it’s just that it’s not the body I wanted.”

Gina looked over in Lucas’ direction.

“Let’s see which cup it would have gone into if it had not dropped into Ty’s cup.” Vivian picks up the cup next to Tys’ “and it was Lucas’ cup.”

“I WANT TO GO AGAIN!” Gina cried out. “I WANT A REDO!”

“Sorry. There are no redos’. You’ve got one body so one chance.”

“But… But…” Gina said trying to come up with any reason to go again. “I’m in a new body now, so I should get another turn!”

“But that was Ty’s body & he already went.”

“My ball was going to into Lucas’ cup, I should be in Lucas’ body!”

“It fell into Ty’s cup.”

“I WANT ANOTHER TURN!” Gina yelled

Johnny burst out laughing.

“What?” Gina demanded.

“It’s just funny hearing your voice coming out Ty’s body. Also, I could never take you serious when you were mad when you were in your own body but not that you look like Ty I really can’t take you seriously.”

Shane sighs loudly, maybe too loudly. “Can we just get this thing over with? Courtney & I have other things to do with our time!”

“Are you saying you want to go next?” Vivian asked

“sure.” Shane said, rolling his eyes. “Whatever.”

Shane turns to Courtney “Hand me my ball!”

From the couch, Danny says laughing “You only have one & she carries it around for you?”

Shane glares at the couch “Shut up!”

Courtney hands him a ball & he lines up his shot. He then flicks his wrist & sends the ball flying. Lucas looks over at Courtney who looks like she is praying to God, probably that Shane’s ball fall into her cup.

SPLOOOSH!

“Let’s see whose cup this is!” Vivian says as she picks up the cup.

“Whoops!”

“What?” Shane demanded.

“It seems like I put a guy cup down here & that’s what cup your ball feel into.”

“ok. Whose cup is it?”

Vivian turns it around to show Shane that it says Danny on it.

“no. No. NO! I’m not swapping with that sad excuse for a human on the couch over there.”

Vivian peaks into the cup “Oh. Looks like you won’t have, too.”

“What?” He said confused.

Vivian fishes out the ball from the cup. “It wasn’t your ball.”

She shows that the balls says Courtney on it. Courtney then starts to cry.

“Oh god no, not that! ANYTHING but that! Shane, Shane please, do something!” Courtenay says between the tears.

“Can I get do over?” Shane asks.

“If I don’t get a do over, you don’t!” Gina said.

“But I used the wrong ball!”

“Gina is right.” Vivian said “The rules are the rules. Maybe you should held on to your own ball.”

“HA!” Came Danny’s voice from the couch.

“Now Shane your free to go again using your own ball but Courtney will still have to swap with Danny.”

“But I don’t want to be that… that… thing on the couch. Plus I didn’t throw the ball. That’s gotta count for something. Right? Right?” Courtney said a bit franticly.

“It doesn’t.” Vivian says as she snaps her fingers as Danny’s body starts to float up off the couch.

“Whoa. Trippy”

His body starts to float towards Courtney.

“Get BACK you filthy degenerate! She’s mine!” Rupert snarls, as he tries to bat away the floating stoner. None of his attempts connect with Danny. They just past through him like he was wasn’t even there.

Danny floats closer & closer. He is turned to now floating in an upright position, he passes through Shane harmlessly & continues towards Courtney.

“Come give Dan The Man a hug!”

She screams as he laughs.

“Oh god. Mummy always said this was what would happen if I associated with poor people.”

Danny’s body passes through Courtneys’. Once on the other side, Danny’s body collapses to the ground.

“Why?” Courtney’s voice said from Danny’s mouth. “Why did it have to be HIM?!” She whimpered. “Oh God, Shane. I CAN TASTE HIM! It’s like licking the inside of a hobo’s sleeping bag!” She threw up a bit in her mouth, then started to cry.

Shane wanted to go over to comfort his girlfriend in her time of need but he didn’t want to have to actually touch Danny’s naked body. He was conflicted what to do.

Danny turned around to look at Courtney laying there on the ground, crying. “whoa. Out of body experience. Cool! Haven’t had one of those since that night at Coachella last year.”

Danny then looks down at his chest. “whoa. Tits! Awesome!”

Danny raises up his hands & begins to fondle his newly acquired breasts. Danny closed his eyes & smiled as one hand stops fondling his breasts. That hand starts travel down his body.

“Nope! Hold it right there!” Shane said, getting angrier with every word. “Don’t do what I think you're going to do! You touch that & die. The only guy who is going to being touching her down there is me! And maybe a doctor under certain situations but definitely not you, Daniel!”

Before Shane could do anything, the sound of a SPLOOOSH could be heard. Johnny had taken his turn.

“Let’s see who Johnny will be swapping with…” Vivian said as Johnny winked at Lucas.