This is based on a series of ads for HBF that came out circa 2010-2011. Watching these ads got me fascinated by vertical splitting and I wondered why the NBM community hadn't really tackled it, so I figured I may as well give it a shot. 

It was cheesium's "More Flexible" story (based on this famous Ingham's ad) as well as the work of DevilandAngelKiss and Firingwall that got me interested in adapting this particular ad, albeit with some liberties. If this goes over well, I may create more stories around this concept.