Waffles is a male cat. He's like a little boy, playful, destructive, inquisitive. His nickname is Chuppie, which is short for Chupacabra, because he's an unholy terror when he gets to running through the house. Best cat that's ever owned me.
10/25/17 Update: Waffles is all gown up now, but still a wonderful cat. He's used to being taken out on a leash for walks around the house, and he likes to drink running water out of the faucet.