Hula portals are confusing enough when they're positioned horizontally. But when they're vertical... <img src="https://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/o/omg.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":omg:" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="231" title="OMG"/><br /><br />Thanks loads to <b><span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u regular username" href="https://aquagirl7.deviantart.com">aquagirl7</a><span class="user-symbol regular" data-quicktip-text="" data-show-tooltip="" data-gruser-type="regular"></span></span></b> for permission to use her <b><a href="http://fav.me/d4vrm5k">non-stock original photo</a></b>. <img src="https://e.deviantart.net/emoticons/s/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" alt=":)" data-embed-type="emoticon" data-embed-id="391" title=":) (Smile)"/>