*hic* "Damn it..." *HIC*

"Something wrong, ?"

She smiled at her boyfriend as his face twisted into a sour expression.

"Aw, I've got the hiccups. I can never seen to get rid of them," he pouted.

She giggled, a thought coming to mind. They said the way to lose the hiccups was just distract the hiccuper until they were gone. She had an idea that should prove highly distracting.

"I know a surefire cure, but you have to trust me. Do exactly what I say and don't stop until I tell you to..."

"Okay, anything if it'll help." *HIC*

"Close your eyes..." She murmured seductively.

He did so, hiccuping softly. She quickly pressed her lips to his, probing her tongue into his mouth. He grinned around the kiss and soon began to return it. Their tongues began to dance and entwine, and slowly their breathing began to grow heavy. After nearly a minute of sweet, tender kissing, the only sounds had been the moist suckling of their lips. Now it was her turn to smile around his lips. Looks like the cure worked after--

*HI-FFP*

Her eyes shot open as she felt the sharp, sudden suction of a violent hiccup. His gentle, suckling kiss suddenly drew both of her lips and half her chin into his mouth. She tried to tell him to spit her out, but all she could do was hum, which sounded pretty much like what she was already doing during the fun part of the kiss. Then came another hiccup, and the warm, soft embrace of his lips suddenly jerked forward to encompass her entire head. The quiet enticing sounds of their kiss turned into a loud squelch in her ears. His tongue have her face a few curious licks before a series of hiccups began to slurp more and more of her body inside.

If it wasn't such a jarring, sporadic journey, she might have enjoyed it. The warm, juicy sensation of his lips and mouth felt just as good on the rest of her body as it had on her own lips, and as she was driven deeper by six inches per hiccup she got to enjoy more of the pulsing pressure around her body. Mostly, though, each sudden involuntary slurp only registered surprise and confusion.

She wasn't that great at anatomy, but she would have expected hiccups to force something into his lungs, but what she felt slickly hugging her every curve felt more stomach-y than lung-y...

~~~

He hiccupped two final times, feeling her wriggling feet first draw into his mouth, then disappear down his throat. For two or three minutes he rubbed his stomach and felt her struggles. Then it slowly dawned on him.

"Hey!" He said. "It worked! They're gone!"