This is a little late for winter, I suppose. You should have your gutters cleaned after the leaves of autumn finish falling. And at her size, I'm sure Layla can get the job done quickly.
There's another one of these coming soon. Hope you enjoyed the comic. (BTS, both the maid and the home owner are the figures used in Statue Rentals to play "Stacy". Paul was last seen working at the storage facility.)
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Panel 1 – A 30 ft tall woman kneeling on a lawn, wearing a traditional maid’s outfit.
Guy (shocked): Whoa!
Maid: Hi, Mr. Erikson. You hired my gutter cleaning service?
Guy: Gutter Maids, yes.
Maid: That’s me. Sign here.
Guy: Um… Okay. Pen?
Maid: Oh, go ask Paul, the truck driver. I can’t easily hold a pen.
Panel 2 – The woman is cleaning out the gutter. Guy watching. The driver is carrying away a trash bag.
Guy: That little shovel must also be hard to hold.
Maid: Easier than a pen. It’s a normal gardening shovel. When you’re my size, you get used to small tools.
Guy: I feel like that was a joke at my expense.
Maid: That would depend on the size of your tool. They all look small to me.
Guy: I suppose I shouldn’t touch that one with a thirty foot pole.
Maid: Good one. And since you look like you want to ask, we have a machine to change my size at the shop. I’m normally quite short.
Guy: I bet this job gives you perspective.
Maid, to Guy: Are you flirting with the thirty foot tall woman.
Maid, to Paul: Thanks for changing the trash bag, Paul.
Maid, to Paul: Don’t look up my skirt, Paul.
Paul: Do this, Paul. Don’t do that, Paul. Nag, nag, nag.
Guy: I fear as a girlfriend you would always be out of reach.
Maid: Got them all out of your system yet?
Guy: Or you’d always have your head in the clouds. That should do it.
Panel 3 – She is crammed into the back of the box truck. Guy’s standing outside the rear opening. Paul approaches.
Maid: You rock. Just don't actually take that picture while I'm crammed in here. Do you want to do dinner? I eat very little considering my size.
Guy: Given the luxurious ways you travel, I doubt I could afford to take you some place appropriate.
Paul: I hate to break this up but I've got to close the doors. We still have two more stops today, Layla.
Guy: Why doesn’t he have to wear a maid’s dress?
Maid, Layla: Yeah, Paul, why aren’t you in a frilly dress?
Paul: Don’t rile her up. She’ll get bigger.
Maid: It was only that one time.