A short story about someone who thinks becoming a doll would be cool.

As always, comments are encouraged.

EDIT: I've updated the title to reflect the series it has become.

Ted's Dolls 1: Jane
Ted's Dolls 2: Emily
Ted's Dolls 3: Gillian
Ted's Dolls 4: Emily 2
Ted's Dolls Interlude 1: Email
Ted's Dolls 5: Tamara
Ted's Dolls 6: Aimee and Gillian
Ted's Dolls 7: Jane and Emily
Ted's Dolls 8: Ted
Ted's Dolls 9: Mitch
Ted's Dolls 10: Edwin
Ted's Dolls 11: Cooper
Ted's Dolls 12: Emily 3
Ted's Dolls 13: Jane 2
Ted's Dolls Interlude 2: Halloween Exhibition
Ted's Dolls 14: Beverly
Ted's Dolls 15: Gillian and Aimee
Ted's Dolls 16: Ted 2
Ted's Dolls 17: Emily 4
Ted's Dolls 18: Whitney
Ted's Dolls 19: Mitch 2
Ted's Dolls Interlude 3: App Reviews
Ted's Dolls 20: Paris
Ted's Dolls 21: Tanya and Mike
Ted's Dolls 22: Emily 5
Ted's Dolls 23: Richard
Ted's Dolls 24: Ted 3
Ted's Dolls 25: Jane 3
Ted's Dolls 26: Elliot's Dummies
Ted's Dolls Interlude 4: Letters to the Editor