So colorfultrick has a contest running where we write continuations of his unfinished stories. Not sure Laundry counts as unfinished. But here's what happened next, according to me.

Not sure I should say this part but I wrote this in an hour, apparently

Start Time: 03/30/2020, 15:21:21
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nd Time: 03/30/2020, 16:23:49
Edit Completed: 03/30/2020, 16:34:14

As always comments welcome.