My agent said I'd be modeling swimwear at the beach, as a mannequin.&nbsp; "That's great!" I told her. "I love gigs where I'm turned into a mannequin." What she failed to mention was they would be leaving my arms, legs, and head back in the van.<br /><br />I hope I can't get tan lines while transformed into a mannequin. These cutouts would be leave weird ovals on my skin. And I don't know how I'd explain tan lines that cut across my neck, shoulders, and thighs like this. I suppose I could say I was laying out in the sun wearing thigh high boots, opera gloves and bag over my head. That might be more believable than the what really happened.