"Oh Marceline! Why are you so... mean?"<br /><br />"I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old and I've just lost track of my moral code."<br /><br />---<br /><br /><span>Reading Notes:</span><br /><br /><span>On the top right of the reading area there's a toolbar with options for readability. If you click on the button that's labelled (c) it will align the text inside your window for you to a more narrow column, which is how I intend for this story to be read.</span><br /><br /><span>For future reference, I will edit to the following readability options:</span><br /><br /><span>Text Size:&nbsp;</span><b>Small</b><br /><span>Font:&nbsp;</span><b>Sans Serif</b><br /><span>Paragraph Spacing:&nbsp;</span><b>Off</b><br /><span>Visibility:&nbsp;</span><b>Black on White</b><br /><span>(c):&nbsp;</span><b>On<br /><br /></b><span>---<br /><br /></span>Introducing <span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u regular username" href="https://www.deviantart.com/hellomisskay">HelloMissKay</a><span class="user-symbol regular" data-quicktip-text="" data-show-tooltip="" data-gruser-type="regular"></span></span>!&nbsp;<br /><br />Check out&nbsp;Rubber Toy here on her page! (<a href="https://www.deviantart.com/hellomisskay/art/Rubber-Toy-778385796">www.deviantart.com/hellomisska&hellip;</a>)<br /><br />(Also shout out to <span class="username-with-symbol u"><a class="u regular username" href="https://www.deviantart.com/geckzgo">GeckzGo</a><span class="user-symbol regular" data-quicktip-text="" data-show-tooltip="" data-gruser-type="regular"></span></span> for the very apt description of what it's like to wear oily latex!)