I... made a thing! I made a thing! 
EDIT: At 2510 words this is a bit bigger than the other Quick Fixes. If I can come up with another chapter I'll move this out into it's own thing. Edited to fix a metric ton of grammar and spelling errors (you read clearer when its not so late the sun is starting to rise), and also changed Michelle's name to Megan for... reasons.
Believe it or not, I started writing this because I wanted to write about vacbeds. I just didn't feel right glazing over the part where she puts on latex for the first time
So there's an opportunity for a chapter 2!