Jamie had to admit it; he was a bit of a slob.
It was mainly due to his laziness, of course. He was so fed up with things like shaving and keeping tidy. It took so much effort.
As such, he was reading online one day, and spotted a product called ‘Hair Stop’. It was guaranteed to stop hair growing wherever it was applied. It didn’t say anything about how long for, but it looked like just what he needed to stop having to shave…!
Before he knew it, he had ordered a tube…
It arrived a few days later. Chucking the instructions to one side, as guys do, he splashed a generous portion onto his hands, then massaged it all over his chin. Feeling a bit itchy, he then decided to have a shower.
It was lucky he didn’t wash his hair that morning as well…
Within seconds, he had a baby smooth chin. Trouble was, all the hair on his body had gone from the neck downwards. All of the hair…
Jamie looked down and let out a small shriek. He’d never seen his body so smooth! It was almost glowing. He quickly thoroughly washed his hands, hoping it had got rid of all the hair stop on them. Then he felt a prickling in his scalp…
His hair grew and grew, tumbling down his back, and it stopped just short of his waist. It also shone in the most amazing, lustrous way, in a gorgeous chestnut brown. What the hell…?
Jamie finally decided to read the hair stop instructions…
“Use Sparingly! This compound is extremely potent. Two drops to one litre of water is the recommended dose. Can also cause untreated hair to grow much more. For female use only.”
His eyes widened, especially the last sentence. It didn’t say anything about that in the advert! Then he read the next paragraph, his hands shaking…
“This product can also boost the female sex drive and reproductive system, as well as cause breast growth. These effects are minor if used properly. In the case of an overdose, seek professional help immediately.”
His chest already tingling, Jamie called the emergency services. The tingling turned into a stabbing sensation, rising to a crescendo, and Jamie passed out on the floor…
“Miss! Miss, can you hear me…?”
Jamie’s eyes fluttered open.
“What…?”
“Doctor, she’s coming round!” a woman’s voice called.
Jamie’s eyes opened, and he sat up. He then looked down…
A pert pair of ‘C’ cup breasts met his gaze.
Jamie just screamed like a girl (which he now was…)
The nurse took hold of Jamie’s shoulders, gently.
“It’s ok. You’re ok. You just seem to have passed out, for some reason…”
“No, its not ok!”, Jamie sobbed, ‘his’ hormones all over the place. “In no way is this ok! You’ve got to fix me!”
“Why, what’s wrong with you?”, the nurse asked, confused. “Your vitals are all steady. You’re a perfectly healthy young lady.”
“That’s the problem!”, Jamie cried. “I woke up this morning as a man…!”
Haltingly, shakily, Jamie told the doctor and nurse the whole story. As soon as he mentioned ‘Hair Stop’, however, the nurse shivered.
“I use that myself”, she said, “but I always follow instructions on medication. It keeps my legs shiny and smooth.”
Jamie lifted the sheets and looked further down. His legs were indeed shiny and smooth. Then he noticed what was missing between them and started crying again. The nurse and doctor tried to calm him down, but he was inconsolable, so the doctor had to sedate him in the end, for his own safety.
Doctor Phillips got on the phone to Zanatec, the makers of ‘Hair Stop’, and talked to their chemist, Natasha. She confirmed that the product was never designed to be used in those quantities but said that there were definitely possibilities of sexual problems, as well as it never being designed for men to use! She would immediately look into how it was being advertised; she’d pass the message up the chain to her boss. She was also very sorry, but there was no known way to reverse the effects…
Doctor Phillips walked slowly back to Jamie’s room. What was he going to say, and what pronoun should he use? Jamie was now definitely a woman, so ‘she’ would have to be treated like one. The trouble was Jamie had no idea what that meant…
Opening the door, he could see he was worrying too much. Mikki had already got everything in hand…
Jamie had started to wake up again, despite the sedative, shortly after the doctor had left the room. The nurse, Mikki, had stayed by his side, some kind of premonition telling her that there was going to be problems…
Jamie’s head was twisting from side to side, him moaning, half asleep.
“Must wake up… it’s all a dream… I’m not a girl…”
Mikki, feeling a lot more than she should for Jamie, leaned over and kissed him, gently.
“It’s all right, love. It’ll be ok. You are a girl, and a beautiful one, too…”
Mikki had fancied girls from an early age. As far as she was concerned, Jamie was a real looker. She hated to see her like that…
“Jamie… Jamie…”, she called, quietly. “Can you hear me…?”
Slowly, Jamie opened his eyes again, drowsy from the sedative. He smiled as he saw Mikki’s face staring down at him.
“That’s better”, Mikki said. “Now, at least at the moment, let’s look at the facts. I hate to tell you this, but you’re a man in a very attractive girl’s body.”
“A gorgeous woman like you, and you’re calling me attractive? Don’t be daft.”
“Have you seen yourself?”, Mikki asked. Standing at the end of the bed, with all the sheets removed, she took a photo, tucked him back in, then showed the photo to him.
Jamie just gasped. He was getting turned on by his own picture. It was just the type of woman that he would have dreamed of dating. “Wow…”
“Yeah, wow”, said Mikki. At the same time, Jamie was really getting turned on by her…
When the doctor came in, the two were laughing and chuckling, getting on like old friends…
Mikki spent all her time with Jamie, on and off duty, showing her how to get on with her new body. Meanwhile, Natasha had confirmed that Jamie’s change was permanent, and Doctor Phillips had given ‘her’ (Jamie said you might as well use she/her now, as that ‘s what I am) the bad news.
“It’s not too bad, actually”, said Jamie. “At least I’m not alone anymore. Also,”, she said, with a smile, “I never have to worry about shaving again…!”