The audience applauded as Linda swept the last performance off the stage. "And that's Five!" The shapely mother wore a red sexy Santa outfit with white trim, her midriff bare and her top open with a cutout circle to expose the insides of her breasts. Her skirt was short, and in her hands was a large red bag from which presents would come for the performers and the audience. "Well, that was fun!" she announced, even as she had nothing to do with it. "Next," she reached into her bag, far far deeper than it could possibly be, and pulled out a small letter. She opened it up. "Dear Miss Acting Head," she glared at her audience, "I have a name you know," she made the side comment before going back to the letter, "Dear Miss Acting Head, my friend and I would like to experience being mismade please! Signed, Jenny."

Linda dropped the letter and letter back into her bag. "Well, time for your present! Come on up Jenny, and bring your friend!"

From the audience, two excited girlish squeals heralded the arrival of the two young women to the stage, even as two boxes were rolled out the long stretch of the stage to the central performing circle by Sammy and Kimberly. They were person sized, one was a nice crimson red, and the other a deep green in colouration. Very festive. Jenny and her friend took the half-step onto the stage, and were greeted by Linda, allowing Jenny's friend to give her name, Kristen. Kristen was a brunette with light eyes, who wore a green evening dress, along with opera gloves and low shoes. Jenny was more festive with her own red Santa outfit, complete with hat, gloves and stockings.

"So, the two of you want to be mis-made, right?" Linda asked them as waited for her assistants to lock the two cabinets in place.

"Yes, please!" the two women chimed in together.

Linda laughed at that. "Ah, the eagerness of youth!" She held one hand open towards the two now open cabinet with the assistants beside them to help things along. "Although now that we've gotten to this point, I have to ask if you two want to see each other as you get into the box, or would you like to be shown to the audience?"

Kimbery gave Linda a rude finger, but said nothing else from her position beside the red cabinet. The two women on the stage looked to each other then back to Linda. "We want to look at the audience!" Jenny proclaimed.

"Please!" Kristen added her two cents.

Linda could only sigh. "OK, fine. Sammy, take Jenny to the Green box, and Kristen take Kristen to the Red one."

"I'm Kimberly!" Kimberly objected as she took Kristen with her to the Red cabinet, earning several chuckles from the audience.

"Oh, you keep track of everyone's names," Linda accepted the complaint with grace and dignity. "I can't, especially when they sound the same."

"YOU NAMED ME LINDSEY!" Her daughter yelled out from back stage, earning more laughter from the audience, but also distracting everyone as the two proper assistants helped secure the young women being given the magical gift this show. Kristen and Jenny were both secured into place in each of their boxes, with short clasps holding their ankles in place, while their arms were also clasped to the sides of the box. They were in similar positions, and both seemed to be enjoying it."

"Normally, this is where I would prattle on and on," Linda said as she reached into her bag and her two mobile assistants didn't bother closing the doors to their cabinets, instead removing the sides of the boxes around each woman's hips and head, creating an odd shape where there was no front, a full back, and alternating sides - present for the feet, open around their hips, present for the chest with the arms to attached to them, and open around the head, allowing both women to look around. "But as you can see, my lovely assistants have already finished their prep work, and I have to hand out more toys for the naughty and nice girls!" Linda reached into her bag and started pulling out wide blades, the silvery squares each with a small handle on the side. She had to use both hands as she passed them to Sammy and Kimberly, who took six each.

"Girls! Begin!" Linda commanded, and with that, Sammy and Kimberly went at their respective boxes. Sammy started low, sliding the first metal blade into the space that was between the closed-side bottom with her stocking covered legs and the second box up, the sideless, but still backed area around her hips. She bit her lip as Sammy made no effort to be provocative, they had a show to do after all. This was joined by a second blade under the first. The next went above the same sideless section, through her dress, but avoiding her elbows as it went through her ribs. The fourth blade quickly joined that. The second to last, Sammy slid along the top of the chest section and through Kristen's neck, her face showing just the faintest touch of worry before it passed along with the divider. The sixth joined it without concern.

On the other side, Kimberly started at the top, standing in front of Jenny as she slid the two blades in as one through her neck. Jenny seemed surprised at this for a moment before she allowed herself - not that she could stop it - to be decapitated and her vision of the rest of what was happening to her impeded. The next set of blades went in as a single pair as well, matching Kristen in terms of going through her hips, leaving her green-clad chest and arms in their own frontless box, while her hips were more open. The last pair finished the job, going through her legs, and enclosing the lower part of those limbs.

The audience clapped at that, and everyone on the stage seemed pleased with this development. Then, without waiting for a signal, Sammy and Kimberly began to disassemble the two women. In concert, they slid the heads off the two stacks, Jenny and Kristen both looking slightly shocked before realizing what was happening. The heads were held up high by the Assistants, and then set down on the floor of the stage, facing outwards. Next, their arms and chests were pulled off, shown of and stacked atop each other near the center of the stage, where Linda too the opportunity to sit down on the newly offered seat. Their hips were next, and these were placed atop the heads, though naturally, they were mismatched, with Kristen's pelvis atop Jenny's head, and Jenny above Kristen in turn. Their legs were left untouched as the audience improved their appreciation with claps and wolf-whistles.

"Now," Linda waved at her audience to gain their attention. "You all know how this club works, and there is no way we would perform this trick straight now, would we?"

The chorus of "No's!" were echoed by the two in=parts women on the stage. "Right, so I bet you're all expecting me to have them reassembled while mixed up. You know, red-green, red-green?"

There were a lot of people who seemed to approve of this plan.

"But, I have a better idea!" Linda announced. "Girls!" She summoned her two assistants, who approached and leaned in as she gave them their instructions. They seemed intrigued by this plan, but waited for her signal. "Now, Jenny, Kristen, here's the deal," she said from outside their sight. "We can do this the way people expect, and you can head about your evening to do as you will." She paused for dramatic effect. "Or," she stressed, "We can do something absolutely perverted, and you become presents for some lucky people."

"Presents!" Kristen immediately shouted, and the audience exploded with agreement.

"Oh fine," Jenny agreed. "Let's see what you've got!"

"You asked for it!" Linda agreed as she clapped her hands. Sammy and Kimberly instantly jumped into action. They took the two pairs of hips from their mini-stacks at the front of the stage, and held them at chest height. Linda got off her impromptu seat, and approached her assistants from behind as they turned to face each other. Sammy and Kimberly then rotated their respective boxes and pushed them against each other, waist to waist. The audience didn't quite believe what they were seeing, but it was proven true as Linda reached for the two handles that separated the two pelvises and pulled them out! The Assistants were left with the two women, joined a the waist, a red skirt meeting a green one. "Set it down," she said, and they did, putting the Red side down.

"Huh?" "What?" Jenny and Kristen asked at the same time. But Linda didn't tell them what she was doing as her Assistants went back to her previous perch, the two boxed chests and held them together by their own waists. Linda reached in and pulled out the dividers between them, leaving the two upper-bodied just as unified as their lower halves, green dress meeting red perfectly despite being different things entirely. "I feel funny..." Jenny wondered aloud.

Lastly, Kimberly and Sammy picked up the two bare heads and rotated them to face the audience, neck to neck. Linda walked up with a giant smirk and pulled the dividers out from between them!

"Ah!" "What?" The double-headed persons expressed confusion by what was going on, even as the were handed to Linda. Sammy and Kimberly, as Linda did the next bit, joined their legs together as well, but that was in the background. Linda for her part, held the two heads by their mutual neck and showed them what she had instigated. "Ladies! Instead of making you into two women with switched parts, I joined your lovely bodies together like this, head to head, chest to chest, hip to hip and leg to leg! These will go to lucky winners for the night!"

She spun around to present them to the audience. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have here two heads! The perfect gift if you want both tits sucked at the same time, or for the ultimate deep throat experience! They are Gift 6 on your wishlist for the night!" With that, she dropped the two heads into her bag, ready to be presented as presents at the end of the show. "Gift number 7 is this lovely body-pillow!" She indicated "Four breasts, four arms, two hearts! For all your personal comfort wants and needs." It joined the heads in her bag of toys. "Gift Eight is this!" she indicated the two attached hips. "Well, there's no other way to put this, but we have our first outright sex toy!" She ripped the two skirts off to hold up the prize for all to see. "I don't need to tell you what you can do with these," she displayed both pussies for the audience, who liked what they saw. "And gift nine will be the legs, if you want," she said dismissively as she put the gifts into her bag. "I have no idea why, they're not my thing, but I won't stop you."

With that, Sammy and Kimberly cleared the stage of the props.

"Who is ready for our next gift request?" Linda called out, and the audience cheered. She pulled out the next letter and quickly read it. "Sammy, don't go anywhere!" she said to the nearly-departed Assistant. "This one is for you! But, don't get too comfortable, as I don't think you'll be in a condition to keep performing after this." And so the show went on.