I had to say, working my off nights at a bar wasn't the worst use of my time. I couldn't be expected to put on a show every night, mind. The show would lose its mystique and and terror otherwise. So, I worked behind the bar of an open-air lounge, serving drinks and otherwise keeping to the policies and themes of this wonderful resort - with my own twist naturally.

So tonight was free drinks night. If you were female, as the signs posted went, if you wore nothing above your waist or below it, your drinks were free. And given the nature of this bar and this island, I was giving out a lot of freebies.

Of course, I had to be me, so I made made sure that at the bottom of each sign, in the fine print, was a special notice. Talk to me about going topless and bottomless for a special prize.

You had to pay real close attention to see it.

So when a foxy blonde woman with long locks pulled up to my bar, I didn't think twice. I did notice, however, that she was wearing one of the specials for this tropical island paradise. Someone who legitimately wasn't me, figured out how to create leaf-bikinis and sell them in the concessionary. This particular woman wore green leaves taught over her tits, held in place by the stalks wrapped around her neck, and a front under her bust. Her hips had another set of fronts encircling it with a leaf running between her legs.

"Hey!" she said as she took a seat. I nodded back.

"What would you like?" I asked.

She leaned over the counter, her elbows on it and her face in her hands. "So, what's this about free drinks?"

Not the first person to ask, people didn't always read the signs. So I tapped the one by me as I handled another order. Pouring and mixing drinks was good for the manual dexterity. "It's all there," I said.

"Cool, but what happens if I take off my top, get a drink, then put it back on?"

"If you're trying to break the intent of the rules, well, I can figure out which room you're in and add to your bill." It wasn't an idle threat. I'd already had to one tonight, and sent security to another room last night after a person wouldn't take 'No' for an answer.

That was a privilege reserved for me and a very few other people. It was part of my 'gimmick'. "Well, that's a problem," she said as I handed her her first drink and she slipped me her room number so I could put it on her tally. "You see, I promised my dad a couple things before he would let me come here," she said expecting me to get more information from her.

"And those would be?" I asked when I had a moment.

"First, that I wasn't allowed to sleep with any guys, not allow anyone to take off my clothes and get naked," she said with a smirk. "And a couple other things, like not getting smashed." She raised her drink and finished it off. "But what is a horny girl supposed to do?" She looked at me with expectation. I knew the look.

"Well, I can think of at least three ways around those restrictions that you've given me, and that's before I get creative."

"Not into girls," she said.

There went one. "Well, you could always ask a woman to undress you. Or not get dressed at all," I waved a hand and served more drinks. "Then nothing is stopping you from having all the sex you want as long as you sleep by yourself."

"And maybe my clothes can be removed without anyone noticing, let alone me, Mister Magician."

"That is always a possibility." I agreed. "And why?"

"Well," she pointed at the sign. "Free for going topless or bottomless, and I see people definitely taking advantage of that. But there's also this prize for doing both. What's the prize?"

The prize was strictly what I wanted, given the context of the person asking. "Well," I said as I worked, "That depends partly on what you want out of this."

"If you remove my clothes," she offered, "I won't put any back on. I'll even come around that side of the bar and practice all the things my friends taught me."

"You know I'm working, right?" I chided her gently. "Work before pleasure." She started to pout. "But how about this? I strip you here and now, without touching you, and then I put you to work for the rest of my shift. When I'm done, I'll let you do what you promised."

"Deal!" She rose and offered her hand. I shook it. "How do you want to do this?"

"Already done!" I told her with a smirk of my own. She looked down. True to my word, her clothes had vanished. Seriously. Asking a magician to make something disappear? That's easy.

She gasped, then smiled. "Nice! How did you do that?"

I stuck out my tongue at her. "I don't reveal my secrets. Now, come around here and I'll put you to work."

She responded by hopping over the bar, rather than going around. I had half a mind to take her right then and there, but I was still working. "Over there, you'll find serving trays," I said. "Bring me two of them."

She gave me a jaunty salute, then grabbed a pair of circular trays. She waited patiently for me to finish the latest round at the bar, then I took them from her. The first, I held at waist height and pushed it through her with no warning or performance. She gasped as the cold metal sheared through her body. "What?"

I lifted her top off the bottom, leaving her lower body standing pretty right there. "First," I said as I placed some drinks on the serving tray there with one hand, the woman embracing me to prevent her from falling off, "I'm going to have you here carry drinks around for me."

"Shit, that is so hot!" she complimented me as her lower half started to carry its load of drinks away. "Wait, what's going to happen to me? that? I can't feel it!"

I set her top down on the bar. "I have no control over what happens to that out there," I assured her." I took the other serving tray and this time I pushed it through her neck, taking off her head and leaving a perfectly smooth skin over her neck. I set down the head as she gaped at me, but didn't say anything as I twisted her nude torso toward the front of the bar. I quickly wrote a couple notes on some cards and set them down in front of the body.

"Both tits - Ice Cold Water" read the first. "Squeeze to dispense" was the second.

"You!" the woman looked on at me with awe after I showed her the cards. "Wait, if I can't feel my legs, will I feel that?"

"Nope," I shrugged off her concern even as someone walked up and filled their class from her right teat. The very idea of a naked torso being used as a drink dispenser didn't even bother people.

"What about me?" she asked, being just a head on a plate. "How am I going to help?" She glanced at my shorts, her intent clear, but I had other ideas for now. Pleasure would come later. Instead, I put her head - still on the plate - up on the bar to one side. I rolled her over so that she was facing upward and put some towels around her to keep her steady. Then I drew up one more sign and took a funnel out from under the bar.

I held the sign up for her to see, and when she opened her mouth to object or agree - I didn't care which - I stuck the funnel in her mouth, keeping it open. Then, I set the sign in place. "Drink Disposal" it read.

"Shift is done in three hours," I said. "Then we'll have some real fun."

In her eyes, she told me she couldn't wait.

*  *  *

Shift done, I collected the only woman who saw the special prize notice and approached me about it. Her head, I placed on the tray that still topped her hips and I carried her torso with me as I left the bar and headed back for my workshop and residence.

It didn't take too long before I got there and locked the door behind me. "Whoa!" my fun for the evening said in awe as she looked around. Or tried to given that she was being carried around by her legs.

"I promised fun, and I'm going to deliver," I informed her as I found a nice sofa. I put her torso down, properly aligned, then went back for her head. She grinned at me as I plucked it up and went back to the sofa, handing it over to her torso.

"What are you planning?" she asked.

"What? You're already in three pieces and you want more?" I chuckled. I removed the trays from her lower body, then dropped my shorts. "Besides, I've been waiting for hours for this."

"HEY!" She yelled at me, but her body acted on my accord and moved her head to face her bare breasts "What..!" Her mouth was filled with her own tits and I took her lower half over to the sofa, sat down and arranged her legs nicely to fuck her.

I did that, taking full advantage of her helplessness to relieve my stress. It didn't take long for me to finish and I set her used body down on the sofa, upside down. I took her head from her body, watching as she tried to kiss herself one more time. "Damn," she muttered as she saw what I had done to her. "I wanted to feel that." Then she spoke again, more shocked. "HEY! I didn't say you could...!"

I shut her up with a finger. "I don't need your permission," I reminded her, "after all, you agreed to have fun after work, and if you want to back out, well, I know some guys who work here who would more than enjoy having a woman in your condition given to them to have their own fun with."

"No! No!" She replied very quickly. "I don't want that! I was just... surprised! And hoping to be able to feel that," she backtracked her words. I let her. "What now?" Her question was tinged with a bit of worry as I took her away from the rest of her body.

"I'm just going to get something," I informed her as I made my way to the storage room. I entered, found what I was looking for and headed out.

I now had her head under one arm, and a black bag in the other. She wisely did not ask what was in it as we returned to her bisected body. I set her head down on the armrest of the sofa, adjacent to her legs. She looked down into her pussy, still moist from me earlier.

I opened the bag, and inside were needles. Many, many needles.

"Oh," she said as I picked up the first one.

"Stick out your tongue," I told her, and she did. I put the needle through it, long and thin. She tried to pull it back in, but couldn't.

"Ey!" she tried to say, but I ignored her as I removed another few pins and moved over to her torso.

"You'll feel this now," I informed her as I carefully took one of her breasts in my hand and poked the needle into her nipple, straight in.

"Ahh!" she couldn't help but respond as I repeated the process with her other breast, her tongue now panting as I pushed more and more pins into her wonderful erect breasts. Despite this, or because of it, her arms stayed at her sides.

After putting a dozen or so pins into her chest, I stepped back to admire my handiwork. Then I stepped back to put her hands over her chest, not to protect her long-lost modesty, but to give her body a chance to play with the needles.

"I 'ike 'his," she said, face flush.

I was glad she did as I moved to her legs, still upright. She didn't need to be told what I was about to do as I carefully took a needle and pushed it into her maidenhead, eliciting a cry of pleasure from the head beside me. I turned her lower half so she could see better, and began to criss-cross her pussy shut, taking my time to enjoy her moans of pleasure and pain. When I was done, ten of them pierced her there, sewing her shut with metal.

"I'm almost done," I said as I approached her head, more needles in hand. She was blissed out by what I had done so far to really care what I was about to do.

I pierced her nose, side to side.

I punctured her cheeks, twice each from each side.

Her ears, once.

Then, I propped open her eyes and pierced them each once, through the middle. This elicited a cry of pain from her, but she could do nothing as the long metal pin went through her eye and into her head. I stopped there. I was hard again, and debated how best to take care of that. In the end, the simplest was the best. I pulled the needles out of the woman's tongue and cheeks then stuffed my cock into her mouth. She was eager to please, that's for sure, and I made sure to not pull out.

Once I was done, I held her head up to eye level. "Now," I informed her, "I'm going to go to bed. When I get up in the morning, I'll think about putting you back together to send you on your way, or if I'll keep you like this and put you on display at my next show. Either way, I don't think you'll have to worry about your promises any more."