Hi folks! Jonny here, back at it again.

At this point I've become like a vigilante superhero, punishing the shitty people or people that have wronged me in the past. Some of the stuff I've done to date have been pretty messed up, but hey, tell me you wouldn't do the same if you had the powers I have.

Speaking of powers, it turns out that I haven't even began to scratch the surface of what I am capable yet. The more I use these powers, the more I discover about it. Like for instance, take Eric (and Brad), pictured above, for example. Let call him victim #2, since I only allocate the word 'victim' to the really shitty ones.

Eric is the definition of a douche-bag. I bet if you looked up that word in an encyclopedia, his face would be featured there. He is a chauvinistic pig, who claims he is God's gift to woman. He constantly parks his car at the front of our house, making it difficult for us or our visitors to park anywhere. Why he even has 3 cars was beyond me. He also, constantly makes very offensive sexual comments to both my mother and big sister and often swears at my Dad for no reason. Urgh, just the sight of his bearded face, fade haircut and stupid tattoo makes my blood boil.

The guy, with the face buried in Eric's crotch is Brad. Brad's also a jerk, not as bad as Eric, but he's up there. You see Brad had a really attractive wife, Lisa. They live across the street from us. Both are very opinionated and always had a complaint about something. They loved each other very very much. So much, in fact, that they made love everywhere. In the front yard, in the back yard, in their garage in the house, etc. How do I know? Coz I've seen it. They're not shy about it. Heck, every Wednesday night I get front seat to their love making, from my bedroom window.

Anyways, it was a Wednesday afternoon and I was on my way home from the gym. I haven't had the chance to use my abilities at all that day because of how busy I had been, although I was very tempted at the gym. I just wanted to get home, shower and relax on my bed.

As I was driving, a Red BMW, going far over the speed limit, veered into the opposite lane and then back to the correct lane to cut me off. I instant knew it was Eric, that fucking douchebag. He sped off and I was left driving pissed off.

I come into my street and see the same BMW parked in front of my house, partially covering our driveway.

"Fucking Eric!" I screamed from within my car.

I did a U-turn and parked my car in front of Brad and Lisa's house. From their unclosed window, I can see that the couple was on the couch making out (again), but I didn't stop to watch.

I got out of the car and walked towards Eric's car. At the same time Eric was heading outside and he must have noticed me angrily stomping towards his car.

"Ayo Jonny Boy! What do you think you're gonna do to my car huh? Touch my car and I'll end you, loser!" Eric screamed whilst power walking towards his BMW. If he loved anything more than himself, it was his cars.

"Eric you douchebag, move your fucking car. Why don't you park it outside your house? You're blocking our driveway!" I yell out wanting to badly damage his car.

"Because there's no space dumbass. Fucking moron! Last I check street parking is for the public, so you snooze you lose!" Eric responded with an infuriating smirk.

Just then Brad came out of his house, with Lisa watching from the door way. They both looked dishevelled from their make out activity.

"Dudes! What is the dealio? We can hear you both swearing. Not good for the mojo, if you know what I mean," Brad said annoyingly trying to diffuse the situation. I glared at Brad.

"Butt off Brad, this doesn't concern you," I said with gritted teeth. "Go back inside to your wife."

Eric looked toward Brad and then further down to his wife Lisa and smiled. "Now look what you did Jonny boy. You're cock blocking our boy Brad. Yo, Brad, how's about I come over and uh play with you guys. Your wife is looking extra fine today!"

I've had enough at this point. The voice in my head was now screaming for me to swap this douchebag. Then a thought popped into my head and I smirked.

"What are you smiling at you weir.." Eric began before a pulse of energy shot out from me and hit Eric and Lisa from all the way across the street. There was a moment of pause and disorientation (from the reality readjustment) and then everything started playing out normally again.

"do," a female voice finished off Eric's sentence.

I look up and now on Eric's douchey body was the pretty head of Lisa, Brad's wife, complete with her messy layered blonde hair, smudged makeup and beautiful face. She was really pretty and her voice was so calming, but her head looked so out of place on Eric's body.

"Eric, could you please move your car and if possible not park it outside our house. It makes our lives harder if you do that, specially when you block the drive way like that?" I asked the new Eric. Lisa's face smiled and nodded.

"Sorry about the Jonny, not sure why I did that. Let me move it. Sorry to be an inconvenience," Eric said as he unlocked his car and moved it further down the road.

"Well glad that's done. Back to play time with the missus," Brad excused himself and ran towards Lisa, who now had Eric's manly head on it. They haven't even closed the door yet when Lisa, forcefully shoved her (now his) big tongue down Brad's throat.

"Gross!" I thought to myself as I got in my car again and re-parked it outside our house.

You're probably wondering what I did.

The story doesn't end there, don't worry.

What I did was, I obviously swapped Eric and Lisa's head with each other. But I also swapped their reasoning and demeanor as well. That's why I was able to talk in a civilized manner to the new Eric and he understood what he did wrong.

And that's also the reason why the new Lisa is now more dominant than ever and treating Brad like a second rate human.

The next part of the swap though will be taking place in 5, 4, 3, 2...1.

An energy shot out of me and made its way across the street and hit Lisa, with Eric's head on her sexy body. Until now she was carrying on like her usual self, albeit with a slightly different personality, but now all of Eric was back.

He was now Eric again, however he is the only one aware of that. To everyone else, he was Lisa, a hot sex kitten who was married to Brad. The only thing I didn't change was Lisa's inability to ever leave Brad and her pussy's addiction to Brad's cock.

I smiled as I looked into Brad and Lisa's bedroom from across the street. I could see Eric freaking out, clutching his new tits, clawing at his new cock-less crotch. Brad looking confused for a minute, then he probably thought that this was one of Lisa's many roleplaying games.

Eric backed away from Brad, but Brad was now physically stronger, and he threw Eric onto the bed. Brad clutched Eric's thighs and forcefully opened his legs to reveal the moist pussy Eric now had. I could see him protesting trying to resist, until Brad shoved his tongue into his cunt. Eric threw his head back and closed his eyes, as his resistance turned into pleasure and he started bucking his hips against Brad's tongue. His male ego beaten and bruised, as he let out low girlish moans.

I couldn't help but laugh at the whole situation. Serves him right, asshole.

I then saw Eric/Lisa in their front lawn getting into his car, all suited up.

"Must be date night," I thought.

I refocused on the Eric and Brad again and watched from my window as Brad had his wife, bent over on all 4 as he took her from behind. Tears streaming from Eric's eyes, whilst he moaned a writhe from the pleasure, disgusted at chauvinistic self for what is happening.

I smiled and reached for the lotion. It's gonna be a long night.