Jeff had an awful night. His roommate Miguel, took home a woman, again, and had a marathon sex session all night long. The walls were thin in their apartment and Jeff heard every single moan that came from their room.
"Urghh keep it down!" Jeff banged on the wall to no avail.
He laid on his bed, semi-erect from hearing non-stop moaning from the woman in the next room. It was past 12am now and he had to be up for work soon. A glimmering light caught his attention from outside his window. Then came a flash of bright blue light, then blackness.
The sunlight shone through the window and onto Jeff's face the following morning. He felt good, he felt like he was glowing. "What the fuck happened last night?" he groaned with his eyes closed and stretched out his arms. His chest jiggled which prompted his to open his eyes. He looked down and was greeted by large breasts on his chest, one boob hanging out of his top. He shuffled backwards and ran into someones leg.
Miguel stirred from his slumber, as Jeff backed up and retreated to the edge of the bed. Miguel looked at Jeff and smiled, "Good morning beautiful. Breakfast?"
Jeff stared in confusion. Finally he spoke, "Miguel, what the hell happened? Look at me!" he said grabbing his new tits.
"We made love all night baby girl. Don't you remember screaming out my name all night?" Miguel smirked, "We can continue if you want?" he said tapping the bed next to him.
"What the fuck dude? I'm not gay!" Jeff screamed as he backed up to the wall.
"Jeff, baby, I don't get it. What are you on about?" Miguel questioned. "Oh is this one of your role play thingy? Like last night when you were the doctor and I was your well hung patient?" Miguel winked he got up letting the covers drop, exposing his large, hardening member.
"Miguel! It's me Jeff, your roommate! I'm a dude bro!" Jeff pleaded as he backed up all the way into the corner. Miguel got closer and closer to him.
"Oh okay Jeff! You're a 'dude'. Let me take you from behind then," he stood Jeff up, lead him to the edge of the bed and bent him over. "You ready 'dude'?" Miguel whispered into Jeff's ear.
Jeff tried to protest but nothing was getting through to Miguel, who thought they were doing some sort of sick roleplay. In the next room, there was banging on the wall, that was being drowned out by Jeff's low moans.
"Keep it down in there!" a woman's voice yelled out.
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Elsewhere, in outer space:
"Experiment number 2 was also a success. The second function of the body swapping and reality altering mechanism seem to be in order. Once the subject is exposed to this variation of the light, they swap bodies and lives with the nearest female. Reality is altered, so nobody else sees the change. Their head, name and sexual relationships are swapped." A humanoid alien said to his recording device.
"Whilst its a success, I think we need to test this out a little further," a second alien chimed in.
"Agreed," said the first alien, "Locating next targets".
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