David's phone vibrated in his pocket as he plopped onto the sofa, remote in hand, ready to watch the latest documentary on Aliens he found online. The unknown really fascinated him. UFOs, aliens and anything paranormal.<br /><br />He looked at his screen and he saw a text message from his friend Jimmy. He opened the messaging app and read.<br /><br />"Oh my god dude, I know what that remote looking thing does now! This is a trip out! Call me, ASAP!"<br /><br />David sighed. Him and Jimmy were walking through the shortcut in the woods yesterday when they spotted a weird remote looking device lodged into one of the rotting logs, as if someone tried to hide it. It had all these weird symbols on the back, which they didn't understand and had an outline of what looked like a head at the bottom. They thought it may have been just the logo.<br /><br />David phoned Jimmy, "What do you want Jimmy? Can't you let me rest until tomorrow?" David complained annoyed at his friends disturbance.<br /><br />"Dude, this remote, it's unbelievable. My body, its different. In a good way. Like I was just watching TV and I was going to change the channel, but I didn't realize I had the remote we found. Then a red flash then... I had boobs dude! Like what the fuck!!" Jimmy was speaking a million miles and hour.<br /><br />"Dude what the hell? Did you smoke that shit we got from Buster again? You know that shit is lethal, I was seeing fairies and shit for 2 hours?" David said. Jimmy hung up momentarily, then called back for a video call.<br /><br />David's mouth dropped when he answered the call.<br /><br />"Hi David!" Jimmy waved. "Do you see now?"<br /><br />David's eyes were glued to the screen as he watched his bestfriend wave at him, causing the breast on his chest to jiggle. When the initial shock went away he said "Dude, I'm coming over!" and rushed out of the house.<br /><br />Jimmy hung up, tossed his phone to his bed and started massaging his chest. "I wonder if I can rub one out before David gets here" he thought as he began to undress.