As I came… to my senses, I jolted backwards. Whether it was to put distance between myself and Elandris, or for some other reason, I couldn’t tell, but regardless, it didn’t really have any effect. Elandris was behind me, after all, as well as all around me. It’s pretty hard to back away from someone when you’ve both been reduced to a thick fleshy liquid in a tub.

I didn’t know what to do. I really didn’t. I hadn’t intended for this to happen. I thought this would just be relaxing not… erotic!

I could still feel Elandris rubbing against me. God, that felt so good. I rubbed back a little in response. She’d get suspicious if I stopped, anyway. I’d rather not let her know I accidentally led her on. Besides, it felt great, so… two birds.

Fortunately I have time to just sit here and think until Elandris eventually restores us… oh, gods. Okay, thinking… kinda hard right now. My mind’s… all over the place. Literally.

I hope she’s done with this soon, I don’t know how much longer… ooh… okay, maybe a bit longer. Gah! No!

I felt Elandris’s movement gradually slowing down. I followed suit, just in case. To my relief, I felt the familiar tug of reformation pulling at my body. Slowly, my body reconstituted itself, my flesh sliding over and through Elandris’ as she did the same, at the opposite end of the tub.

I opened my eyes to a very, very pleased looking Elandris, sitting cross-legged across the tube from me. She certainly looked relaxed… I bit my lip and tried not to let my trepidation show. She met my gaze and smiled. I smiled back, nervously.

“Are you okay?” Elandris suddenly grew concerned.

“Yeah!” I said, a little too quickly.

“Hmmm. You don’t look okay.” Elandris sat up straighter.

“I’m fine, really. That was just… really intense.”

“I did try to warn you.” Elandris giggled.

That’s right, she did. And I insisted anyway. So this was… my own fault, really. I bit my lip even harder.

“Are you sure you’re alright?” Elandris asked, worried.

I nodded, tersely. She simply stared at me, until a look of understanding seemed to cross her face.

“I know. You’re still thinking you’re straight, aren’t you.” Elandris giggled.

That… wasn’t wrong. I looked at my feet.

“I told you dear, that’s not a problem.  I’m not even female, technically.”

Dear? That was… very familiar. Very quickly. Oh god, I hope she’s not too clingy. Crap, of course she’s going to be clingy, look how she’s been acting. And I spurred her on this whole time. Not that I mind clingy just… I’m not ready for… this! Whatever this is!

I looked up at her. She smiled innocently, as if to say everything would be alright. For a moment, I could have believed that. I had to find something to say. “You keep saying that, but…” I stared pointedly at her breasts.

“What, these? This body?” Elandris scoffed, “It’s not even technically real. It’s basically just a clone of your own.”

So, what, I had just been masturbating?

“I can use any sort of body I want, really.” Elandris said, shifting so that she was crouching, and resting her hands on her knees. Her body had changed.

I frowned, and examined her. Her body was less… soft, now. More toned. And… oh. How did I miss that? “Um.” That was all I could manage.

Elandris stood up, and winked. It was practically staring me in the eye. I couldn’t look away. Especially since the hole was missing. It was just the shaft. I tore my eyes off it and looked up at her face. She winked at me. “You like what you see?” Her voice had changed. It was deeper and… well, male.

“Uh… it’s… different.”

“It’s decent.” Elandris laughed.

“I wouldn’t call it decent.” I raised an eyebrow at her, “Decent would just be having a blank crotch.” I managed to let out a giggle despite the situation I was in.

“What do you mean?” Elandris frowned.

I reached out, and hesitated. I decided to point, instead. “This… and… these. They’re… well, lewd. Just not having the hole doesn’t mean it’s decent.” I giggled.

“Really?” Elandris raised an eyebrow. “Even the sack?”

“Y-Yeah.” I blushed.

“Oh.” Elandris muttered. Her male genitals suddenly began retracting into her crotch, as they vanished without a trace. “Better?”

“Sure.” I laughed, in spite of myself.

“That’s so strange. Why do females have secondary sexual traits, but males don’t?” Elandris questioned.

“I don’t make the rules.” I giggled.

Elandris threw her hands up in the air in mock frustration. I eyed her… his? Her new physique. She certainly was… sexy. But it felt… wrong.

“Well… either way. Could you go back to female? I’m just… used to you, like that.” I bit my lip.

“If you want.” Her body shifted once more, back to her familiar form. I relaxed a little.

“That’s better.” I smiled. “I like you more like that, anyway.”

Elandris smiled back. “So, are you okay, then?”

I hesitated. “Um…” This was… weird. I hadn’t intended to… well. But… I guess I had a girlfriend now? But… how could I ask my girlfriend to do all that stuff for me that she was doing?

“If you’re worried about me taking care about you still, I’ll still do it.” Elandris offered.

Goddamnit, she really is psychic! I looked up at her. “But… that’s… weird.”

“I’ve had a few eras to reconcile the discrepancy.” Elandris giggled. “I’m still your faithful servant, despite everything else.”

“I suppose if you’re okay with it…” I bit my lip. I still wasn’t even sure if I wanted a girlfriend. I guess I’m bi now? Doesn’t matter how much she insists she isn’t female. But I guess that just means I fell in love with her as a person, instead of her body. ...person? Is a genie a person? I guess so, right? Also… love? Did I fall in love with her? Or am I just being seduced by her magic? It is awfully erotic…

My train of thought, moving a mile-a-minute, came to a screeching wreck as Elandris knelt down and planted a kiss on my lips. My eyes shot wide open… then I closed them and eased into the kiss. It felt… right. I wrapped my arms around Elandris as she fell down on top of me. I braced for an impact, but she felt lighter than a feather. More magic, I suppose.

“Magic.” I muttered, almost subconsciously. “Do something. Anything.”

Elandris simply smiled, and I felt her hand on my crotch. I hadn’t realized how wet I was. She cupped my vagina, and gently, drew her hand up my body, over my waist. And my pussy followed her hand wherever it went. She kept going, until her hand was pressed up between my breasts. She let go. I looked down my chest, to find it nestled between my boobs. I looked up at her, expectantly.

Elandris winked, as she lowered her face to my breasts, and my eyes rolled back in their sockets. She was… an artist, with her tongue. Goddamnit, was she just perfect in every way? I guess she’s had a few millennia to learn how to do things like this…

When I opened my eyes again, I realized Elandris was sitting upright. But I could still feel her teasing my chest. I frowned. I looked up, and saw her holding a large chunk of flesh. Looking down, I realized I was in 3 pieces. Elandris had grabbed everything below my shoulders, down to just below my breasts.

I should return the favor, a little. I reached up and grabbed at Elandris’ breasts, caressing them gently. To my surprise, they came off in my hands, two nearly spherical mounds of flesh. I squeezed, and brought them up to my face for a lick. I was rewarded with a long, pleasurable moan from Elandris. I smiled to myself. It’s good to know I could help give her pleasure too. I was worried I wouldn’t be able to compare to her… experience. Especially since I’d never made love to a woman before, never mind one that could come apart. But I figured I could simply do things I would find pleasurable, and it’d probably work.

I reached a hand for her crotch, and was disappointed when I remembered Elandris didn’t usually have a vagina. I frowned. “Elandris?”

“Hm?” She moaned. She looked down. “Oh. I have an idea.” She set down the chunk of me she was holding in her hands. I watched as she peeled my vagina from between my breasts like it was nothing more than a sticker. She reached down to her blank crotch, and applied my pussy to it. She smiled at me slyly. I realized I couldn’t feel it any more.

“Did… you just steal my pussy?” I raised an eyebrow.

“Maaaybe.” She grinned.

“I guess we can share.” I muttered. At least this would be easier. I knew where to pleasure myself the best, after all. I grinned, and reached my hand out.

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“Mmm.” I moaned, as my eyelids fluttered open. Or… eyelid. I only had one eye, apparently. And I was on the bed. That’s strange. I could swear we were in the tub. I tried to raise my head up, but that didn’t seem to affect my field of vision. Goddamnit. I’m in pieces. Many pieces. I couldn’t even tell how many pieces. Nothing made sense. I guess that’s the downside to having a girlfriend who can rearrange you as she pleases. “Elandris?” I called out, meekly.

I heard a moan from beside me. “Yes, dear?”

There was the familiarity again. I felt a pang of guilt. “Where… how did we get to the bed?”

“I moved us after you fell asleep.”

“And… how many pieces are we in?” I asked, trying to wriggle around to get a stock of my body. It didn’t really work.

“I lost count awhile ago.” Came the half-giggling reply.

“I see.” I raised my one eyebrow. “Do you have my other eye?”

“I… yes, I do. Oh, that’s why I have so much vision.” Elandris answered. She sounded surprised.

“How much… swapping, did we do?” I asked, curiously.

“Hard to say.” I felt something shift on the bed. She was rolling over, maybe?

“I didn’t think I would be able to use your parts.”

“I wasn’t sure either. Glad it worked.” She giggled.

I rolled my eye. “Great.”

“I don’t think you can handle more parts than you originally own, though.” Elandris continued, “When I tried giving you three arms, you almost passed out.”

“Oh.” I frowned. “That’s disappointing. But… you can take as many parts of me as you want, huh?”

“Of course.” Elandris giggled.

“Is that why I can’t feel my breasts or my pussy?” I asked.

“Yes, I do believe I currently own them all.” Elandris giggled again.

“And my other arm?”

“Actually, you have my arm. I have both of yours.”

“Ah.” I sighed. “Okay, as much as I’d like to continue guessing how much of me is left, can you just put us back together?”

“That’s no fun.” Elandris replied. I could hear her pouting.

“Fine, can you let me put myself back together?” I sighed.

“Okay.” Elandris giggled. “Good luck!”

“Thanks.” I muttered, as I reached over with my one arm, and grabbed ahold of the breast with my eye on it, popping it free from the crotch it was attached to, so I could get a survey of the bed.

“Remember not to attach more parts than you can handle.” Elandris warned. “You’ll pass out again.”

“Right.” I reached over and plucked off one of my arms from Elandris, attaching it to my neck. Without bothering to remove the eye from my breast, I simply attached the breast to the front of my face so I could see better. Finally getting a good view of our scattered and mixed up body parts, I swore quietly under my breath. “This is going to take awhile.”

Elandris refused to help as I pulled my parts off of her and reattached them to my own body, giggling all the while as I did so. As well as giving the occasional reminder that I couldn’t attach too many parts to my body at the same time. Which I almost accidentally did, about… five times. Not something I’m used to thinking about.

Soon enough, I had rebuilt most of my body. At least, my arms and legs and torso, so that I could move around properly. Elandris, on the other hand, I had left in a hodge-podge of mixed together parts, all attached to each other randomly. Intentionally. I did have to return her parts to her so I could reattach my own, but since she didn’t want to help, I wasn’t going to help her. Not that she seemed to mind.

I frowned as I rolled her hips over and found my stolen pussy. “Why didn’t you just make your own instead of taking mine?”

“Erm…” Elandris hesitated. “Well… regular… that is to say, human parts that exist naturally… they feel better.”

“…oh?”

“Yeah. No matter how much magic I’ve tried, or I’ve heard other genies trying, it’s nearly impossible to properly replicate human bodies.” Elandris explained. “We can recreate the form, but… something gets lost in the function.”

“I see.” I muttered, as I peeled my vagina off of her crotch.

“So, thank you, for lending me your vagina.” Elandris giggled.

My face must have turned scarlet from the blushing. “D… don’t mention it.” I stammered, unsure of what to say. That just made Elandris laugh more. I replaced my pussy where it belonged. “You know, if you really want… you can borrow it from time to time.” I offered, quietly.

“Really?” Elandris perked up in surprise.

“Yeah, I guess…” I bit my lip. “We can share.” I giggled. “You can take my boobs too, if they feel better as well?”

“Oh!” she exclaimed happily, “Yes, of course they do. That’s really nice of you. You’re sure?”

“Yeah, why not. If we’re going to date and stuff…” I was so quiet I was practically whispering, but I physically couldn’t raise my voice any louder, I was so embarrassed by the things I was saying. “Besides, I’ve got to do something for you, since you’re still going to be taking care of me.”

“Aww!” Elandris squealed. “You’re such a good mistress. And lover.”

My hand slipped as I heard that last bit, and I fell over onto the bed, landing on top of many of Elandris’s parts.

“Oof!” Elandris groaned.

“Sorry!” I shrieked, picking myself up.

“It’s okay.” Elandris giggled. “Still not used to hearing that, sweetie?”

I shook my head, shutting my eyes tight in embarrassment. The ‘sweetie’ didn’t help, either. I felt a hand patting my head.

Frowning, I opened my eyes. Elandris was back to normal, kneeling on the bed in front of me, and petting me gently. She smiled warmly at me. I couldn’t help but smile back.

“How about you finish putting your face back together, and I’ll make you some breakfast?” Elandris suggested, as she started for the kitchen.

I looked at the clock. It was quite a bit earlier than I normally woke up. I did have work in a few hours, but… “Actually, Elandris… would you like to go out to eat?”

Elandris turned to face me. “Do you have time?” she frowned.

“Sure, if I get ready quickly.”

“I can help with that.” Elandris giggled.

“So, breakfast date it is then.” I smiled, satisfied.