So, I have this weird ability. I can sort of… meld with myself. Like my body can just sort of shift through itself. Here, look. You know that stupid finger magic people do for kids?

Yeah, like that thumb trick. I can really do it. I just grab my thumb like this, merge my other thumb through the base of it, and pull away. Ta-da! My thumb’s actually gone! You can look all you want, it’s not on my hand. Well, not the proper hand. See, here it is, attached to my other thumb. I can still wriggle it too, look. So yeah, my body is weird. I can move parts of myself around like that freely.

You can shut your jaw now, you’ll swallow a fly.

It only works with my own body, though. I can’t pull off other people’s parts the same way. So I can’t really do the “got your nose” trick. I can get my own nose, though, see?

Where’d it go? It’s right here, on the base of my palm.

Why am I like this? I don’t know. It started happening to me when I hit puberty. It was weird. I would wake up in the morning feeling like my body was all loose. Looking in the mirror, I’d see my eyes or something would be slightly out of place. I was a kid, and I didn’t know any better, so I just tugged a little at whatever bits of me were slipping to nudge them back into place, and luckily, it worked!

Eventually I figured out that this wasn’t exactly a common problem people had, and that only made me want to experiment more. So I hooked a finger in my mouth- lahk dish, shee? And just tugged. And my entire mouth just slid over! I had no idea I could even displace my parts that much, and I continued until I had dragged my mouth in a full circle around my neck, then down my chest, and onto my knee. I just wanted to see how far I could go!

I didn’t discover that I could actually pick parts of myself off for a few years, actually. And it was quite by accident. I tripped and fell, and smacked myself in the face with my hand. Imagine my surprise when I found my hand was literally embedded in my face! And when I pulled it out, my eye and nose were stuck to it!

Oh, no. I wasn’t really freaked out. More… bewildered? It’s not like I was a stranger to having parts of my face on my hand at that point. After I fixed myself I immediately tried to pull my nose back off, to no avail. It took me a fair bit of experimentation to figure out what I had to do.

So say I want to move, oh… let’s say my left hand here. I grab ahold of my wrist with my right, see, and meld my palm into my wrist. Now that my left hand is connected to my palm, I can just pull away with my right hand, unmelding the back of my left wrist from it. See, everything has to stay a part of me. It sounds really complicated, and there’s a lot of small steps to the process, but it’s actually really fluid now that I’m used to it.

So once I figured that out, I had fun just scooping up parts off my body and moving them elsewhere like that, and got really good at it. It’s a little weird to say I practiced something like that, but, that’s basically what I did. And now I can just- swoop- and snatch bits of myself off, like that. Ta-da! My face is gone!

Oh, you want to kiss my hand now? Real smooth, buddy. Maybe later.

The melding? Yeah, that’s really how all my ‘abilities’ work, through melding. My body just… it’s hard to explain. Just a sec, let me put my face back together. Don’t want too many people staring.

So, I can sort of treat my own body like it were a sort of viscous liquid. Watch, I can just run my hand literally through my body. My flesh just sort of merges together at will and lets me pass through it with almost no resistance. I can even reach through my own stomach, and poke my hand out my back. I’d show you, but these clothes don’t really work for that.

Hm? No, I can’t feel the inside of my stomach. That’d be gross. My hand just feels like it’s like… submerged in warm flesh. It’s kinda nice, actually. But I’ve had a friend try, and they can’t stick their hand in me, and I can’t stick my hand into other people. Such a shame. Melding with other people would be so much fun!

So yeah, once I’d finally realized the full extent of my abilities, I spent quite a lot of my spare time playing with my body. No, not like that, you perv. Well… okay, sometimes like that. I would be lying if I said I hadn’t experimented. Hehe.

Um… anyway. Almost any time I was alone or there was no one around to see, I would pull or tug on my body parts to shift myself around. I’ve swapped my arms and legs, spending some time learning how to walk around like that. I’ve moved my head to the end of my arms. I moved segments of my legs into my arms, extending my reach, and vice versa, making myself super tall. One of my favorites when I was younger was swapping my nipples for my eyes, but as I grew older and my boobs grew bigger, it became really inconvenient, since my vision would keep bouncing around. I still do it from time to time, but I have to be sure not to move around a lot.

Wha- oh. Man, you are a perv. I can’t say I blame you though. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to being a little pervy myself. And it’s only natural to be curious about this, isn’t it? Yes, yes, of course I’ve eaten myself out. How could I possibly resist? It’s right there! Or here. Or wherever I want it to be, heehee. The kinkiest thing I’ve ever done? Man… I don’t know. Maybe the time I replaced my hands with my boobs, and my nipples with my mouth and vagina and… well, you get the rest of the picture. Mmm…

Oh. Sorry. Spaced out for a second there… ehehe. Quit looking at me like that! You’re the one who asked! Jerk. Besides, I bet now all you can think about is fucking a boob-pussy. Well, I can personally attest that it feels quite great.

Oh, you’re just too cute to mess with! Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

Changing the subject, are we?

Yeah, being able to rearrange my body in almost any configuration I want is pretty awesome. And convenient. If I need to grab something from the top shelf, I just slip my hand into my other shoulder, and pull that arm away from its’ spot, giving me an arm that’s twice as long! Or I can move my eyes apart for a wider field of vision, or slip an eye to the back of my neck to look behind me, or even onto my hands so I can covertly look around corners. I don’t really do that in public much though, sinc- Hm?

Oh yeah, it was really disorienting at first, but I spent an entire week off work once with my eyes on the palms of my hands, and I got used to having my vision split up.

Having extra fingers on one hand can help too, sometimes. I get lazy, and like to type with just one hand. It’s really easy when you have eight fingers on the same hand. Oh, I leave my thumbs elsewhere. There’s not really enough room on my palm, you know, and they’re the least flexible digits.

When I’m at home alone I’m rarely in a ‘normal’ state. For starters, I shuck my clothes off immediately. They get in the way, since I can’t meld through them.

Of course that got your attention. Men.

Hm? Visitors? Anyone who’s close enough friends with me to actually spend any time in my house knows about my ability. And they know I prefer being naked. For their sake though, I’ll usually hide my private bits away so they can’t see them. Usually in the crook of my armpit or someplace less visible. I’m far from indecent, even while naked.

And you’d never find me at home with my face all on my head. Splitting up my vision is so much more convenient! Walking around with both my eyes on the front of my face makes me feel so vulnerable now.

Depth perception? Please. That’s hardly a real problem. You know, as long as you’re good at estimating where things are.

If I’m feeling particularly lazy I’ll add some length to my arms so I can reach further without having to move.

How? I just take some bits of my legs, duh.

Yeah, walking around on short legs kinda sucks. I try to minimize my walking when I do that. One time I didn’t feel like getting up at all, but my remote batteries died, so I chained all four of my limbs together to reach over to the drawer for batteries.

Yeah, you’d think I wouldn’t be able to lift that long of a limb up, right? I’m not sure how that works either. Something to do with my muscles being combined, I’d guess. I’ve also used the same limb chain thing to stretch my pussy all the way to the bathroom to take a leak.

Oh, sure, I can do that with my fingers and toes, too. It’s not especially useful, though. Just a single long pointer, unable to pick things up or do anything other than poke.

How does it work? Man, fuck if I know. It defies all laws of physics. See, even if I slip my mouth over something as thin as my wrist, I can stick my finger in farther into it than my wrist goes.

Shee? Mmph.  All it takes is a little physical force to get my body to do its’ thing. Hey, I didn’t give you permission to grab me. Yet.

Besides, I can control whether or not I’m meldable, so you wouldn’t be able to just do things to me. It took me a long time to learn that control though. I used to have mini panic attacks in high school when parts of me would be knocked out of place just from bumping into people. I still can’t control it when I’m asleep though. I’m one of those people who rolls around in their sleep a lot, so every morning I wake up all scrambled up. I usually set my alarm an hour early on work days so I have time to fix myself.

What? Yeah, it takes me that long… okay, not really. I get distracted playing with myself too. It’s just too much fun!

Any downsides? Not since I’ve learned to control the accidental nudging, no. It takes some concentration though, so if something surprises me I might let things slip a little. Or if I get too drunk or something-

No, I don’t want another drink, jackass, haha. I’m not even done with this one!

I guess there’s the extra time to get myself sorted out each morning, but it’s not really a problem I mind having. Any excuse to do it even more, really. I’ve woken up in some pretty bizzare configurations though. And more often than not, my face won’t even be on my head. I’ve had to retrieve an eye from the bottom of my foot once. But really, there’s way more benefits than downsides. Like I said, there’s lots of conveniences to having such a malleable body.

What can I do? Dude, are you even listening? All kinds of shit. I can put almost anything anywhere I want. There’s only a few sort of ‘rules’ I guess. The first is that I can’t split myself into pieces. You’d think I could just grab something off, but it doesn’t work that way. I’m not taking parts off of myself, I’m just merging it with a different part of me.

What else…? I’ve tried melding myself with other objects, or melding other objects with me, and it just never works. On the other hand, it seems that as long as I keep all my parts in contact with each other, I can do whatever I want.

Oh, my hair doesn’t work either. Or fingernails. Weird. I’d considered shaving myself bald just so I can meld with the top of my head, but I don’t think I could pull off that look.

My melding is also limited to only my own parts.

What? Oh, I guess that is the same as the previous rule. It’s a shame though. I can’t really change what parts I actually have, so all I have to work with is what I am. I’ve always wanted to have more arms, or heads, or eyes, or something, but I can’t. Extra fingers would be cool too. I wish I could borrow other people’s body parts, at least. Hehe. Would you lend me yours?

Oh, really? You’re just saying that because you already know I can’t actually do it. You’d be singing a much different tune if I could just grab your arm and run away with it.

See? You flinched just from me touching you! Heehee. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t ever take something without your permission, even if I could. Body parts are a precious thing, you know?

Anyway, I guess the last thing is that I have to do everything manually. Like, I actually have to physically nudge things into place. Which makes arranging myself back to normal difficult, sometimes, if I get myself into weird shapes. But physics helps too. Like, if I just relax and let momentum do its’ thing, I can move parts without using my hands.

Watch, I have this party trick. I can slide my head from shoulder to shoulder just by wriggling my shoulders up and down.

See? It’s pretty fun to show off.

Dizzy? Nah. It would have made me dizzy a long time ago but I’ve gotten so used to shifting my head around and stuff that it’s not a problem anymore. You’d be surprised what you could condition yourself to withstand.

Anyway, I… Hm? You want me to try something?

What do you mean?

Uh… okay. Sure… meld my right hand with my right shoulder? I think I can… yep.

I see where you’re going with this. I’ll just pull my right hand away, and… oh, there it goes.

Shit, what the hell? My right arm’s detached.

Yeah, I can still feel it. It hurt when it hit the ground. Could you be a dear and pick it up for me?

Thanks. Man, this is weird. What? Not that weird? I guess in comparison… I’m just used to what I can do, and I had no idea I could do this… Boy, I hope I can reattach it. I’ll just try to meld it to myself, and… oh, good, it works. Whew. I was not looking forward to having to carry my arm around everywhere. Seems pretty counter-productive.

Man, this really opens up a lot of new possibilities for me… you’re really smart. Or at least creative. I guess this means I don’t always have to be in one piece. I can’t thank you enough for helping me discover this! This… hm?
I could thank you? You want to watch me do things?

You know… I don’t just tell anyone about this. Especially about what I do during my private time.

What do you mean what do I mean? God, you’re dense. Maybe you’re not that smart, heh. You’re certainly more than welcome to do more than watch, sweetie. Come on, let's go experiment with my body.

Where are we going? My place, silly. C'mon. We've got a fun night ahead of us.