It had been a couple of weeks since I had wished for my new genie, Elandris, to take care of me. She was doing a terrific job, too. All my chores were always done, I had fresh clothes every day, she made breakfast and dinner for me instead of the lousy frozen food I would usually ‘prepare’, and even fed me. And of course, there was the magic she was using to make this all ‘efficient’.

My mornings now consisted of waking up in bed as nothing more than a disembodied face, a layer of skin with my eyes, nose, and mouth. Elandris would have peeled my face off and taken over my body to prepare it for the day, letting me get a few extra minutes of shut-eye. At first she left me as a head, but we decided it would be nice for her to tend to my hair every morning as well. While she got my body ready, her faceless body would prepare breakfast, and feed it to my disembodied face. I hadn’t asked how the food still ended up in my belly, just sort of accepted that it happened. Then she would peel her face off of my head and slap my face back on, letting me take back over. Oh, but not before making my nipples vanish before I leave the apartment, so that I don’t have any embarrassing moments.

When I returned home from work, all my chores would be done and the apartment would be in tip-top shape, except for the bed. I’d demanded Elandris leave the bed un-made, because it felt cozier that way. She still plans to wash the sheets every other week though. For sanitary reasons, she says.

The very first thing I do now when I get home from work is to take a bath. Well, I suppose not. There was always some idle chatter with Elandris as I told her about my day, and she restored my nipples after I stripped down for my bath. See, if she didn’t do that before my bath, they might not be able to be returned. That’s because for my evening bath, Elandris melts me down in my bathtub, until I’m nothing more than a thick puddle of liquid flesh. Add some soap and water, and I’m left super clean after Elandris resolidifies me. Anyway, she said if I wasn’t whole before melting me, the different magics she used could interact poorly. Whatever that meant.

I never bothered with clothes when we’re in the apartment alone anymore, as Elandris would erase all my unmentionables clean off my body right after the bath, so that I could lounge around naked, yet decent, which was surprisingly comfortable. Then I was free to play video games until bed time, since Elandris would feed me dinner while I game. I now insisted she peel my mouth off and feed it that way, so she wouldn’t get in the way of me and the TV.

Even sleeping was different, now. I enjoyed sleeping on my side, clutching a pillow, but sleeping on my side usually makes the arm I’m sleeping on mildly uncomfortable. So now, every night before bed, Elandris would split me in half. Vertically, I mean, so that my two halves could sleep flat-side down on the bed, and I could wrap my arm around my other half. Cuddling myself was so much better than using a pillow. It was incredibly disorienting at first, to literally be in two places at once, but I got used to it. And I’ve never slept better.

However, today was a Saturday, which meant none of that stuff. I didn’t need to wake up early. In fact, I didn’t need to sleep early either. Which meant I didn’t sleep. At least, not yet. It was still 3 a.m. My guild had just finished raiding. Which meant NOW it was time to sleep.

Walking into my bedroom yawning, I found Elandris sprawled out on my bed, seemingly asleep. I frowned. That’s unusual. I didn’t even know she slept at all, since she usually put me to bed first. I suppose I could sleep normally for once. I gently lifted the covers and crawled into bed beside Elandris, and tried to get some sleep.

I was woken up barely a few minutes after shutting my eyes by a sudden jerking motion as Elandris bolted upright in bed. “Ohcrap!” she muttered quickly under her breath.

“What’s wrong?” I mumbled sleepily, sitting up in bed.

“Oh my goodness. I can’t believe I fell asleep! I was just waiting for you to come in so I could prepare you for the night! What time is it?” Elandris was practically shrieking.

“Like, three a.m. or something? It’s okay, don’t worry about it.”

“Three? Do you normally stay up this late?” She was rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. “I thought even when you’re gaming on the weekends you get to bed by one at the latest.”

“Raid schedule’s changed.” I yawned. “I didn’t even know genies slept.”

“We need rest to recover just as much as you mortals do. Should I prepare you for sleep mistress?”

“Yes, please. Could you remove my eyes tonight too? I want to get to sleep easier.”

Elandris crawled over on the bed to rest her hand over my eyes. I shut them obediently, then she shut them completely. They had vanished into nothingness, leaving smooth skin in their place. “Thank you.” I murmured. Then I felt her hands reach up to the top of my head, preparing to split me in two. I didn’t protest as I felt my body break apart straight down the middle into two equal halves. I pushed against myself with each side, opening up the division, and settled down into bed, snuggling against myself.

“Good night, mistress.” Elandris murmured. I felt her get off the bed.

“Wait.” I stopped her. By the way, having my mouth and tongue split apart didn’t seem to be an impediment at all for speaking. “Would you like to sleep in bed with me?”

I could feel Elandris pause, still sitting on the edge of the bed. “Really, mistress?”

“Yeah, why not? You’ve already seen me naked. Most of the time, in fact. I would have invited you earlier if I had known you slept. I don’t even know what you do when you’re not taking care of me.”

“Well, I spend most of that time in my lamp. Especially the sleeping bit.” Elandris yawned.

“Is it comfortable in there?” I asked, inquisitively. It had been edging on my curiosity.

“Not especially. It doesn’t really feel like anything. I dismiss my corporeal body while I’m in there.”

“So would the bed feel better?”

“I suppose. Would that be okay, mistress?”

“Yes.” I pet the bed beside my right half. She slipped into bed beside me and I soon dozed off.



I woke up the next morning alone in bed. In two pieces, but it was still just me. I shifted around in bed. Elandris usually put me back together before I woke back up. Trying to move around while split down the middle was incredibly hard work. Not to mention I was effectively blind. Inconvenient. “Elandris!” I yelled. I wasn’t sure if she was around. She’d told me that while she was running around doing my chores, she wasn’t running so much as gliding. As a result, I couldn’t really hear her making any noise.

“Ah, you’re awake, mistress.” I heard Elandris’ voice by my side.

“Could you put me back together?” I asked, quietly. It always felt weird to be completely at her mercy. Even though by now I was sure she would never hurt me in any way. If she vanished from my life for some reason overnight, I would be completely screwed for the rest of my life. I’m reasonably sure that won’t happen though, so the comfort all this magic affords is well worth the risk.

“As you wish.” Elandris giggled. I think she sensed my apprehension. She helped me to slide my two halves against each other, and pressed my bodies together. As my flesh melded back together, I had to restrain myself from thrashing in throes of pleasure. That was the other reason why the magic was so good.

“Thank you, Elandris.” I breathed out heavily, as I calmed down. I sat myself up, and stumbled out of bed, stretching. I felt my body up and down to make sure I was all in one proper piece.

“Do you not trust me to put you back together properly, mistress?” Elandris asked, cheekily.

“You would think after so long I’d just trust you to do it right, wouldn’t you.” I joked. “I just want to be sure.”

“Are you maybe expecting me to play pranks on you?” The cheekiness in her voice was overwhelming.

“Um…” I honestly was not sure.

“I wouldn’t do that without your express permission, mistress.” Elandris said. Her voice sounded rather resigned. Rehearsed.

She wanted to. And somewhere in the corner of my mind, I think I wanted her to, too. It would certainly make life more interesting. I sighed comically. “You have my permission to pull pranks on me from time to time, Elandris.”

“Really?!?” The excitement in her voice was palpable.

“Yes. Just… try not to interfere with my life too much with them.” I giggled. “Now, could I have my eyes back?”

“As you wish, mistress.” Elandris said, mischief dancing in her voice. I guess I would be experiencing my first genie prank sooner rather than later. I would have expected her hands to rest on my face to rub my eyes back into existence. But, I felt her hands on my breasts instead.

My sight returned to me, as I watched her hands move away from my eyes. I looked around. My line of sight was much lower than it usually was. I looked up at Elandris. My depth perception also seemed a little worse for wear. My eyes seemed further apart than normal. I turned my head, and my vision didn’t move with it. Reaching my hands up in front of my chest confirmed my suspicions.

I walked over to my mirror and stared at my reflection. My boobs stared back at me. My eyes were on my breasts, where my nipples would normally be, if they weren’t still vanished. “Bravo.” I half muttered, half giggled. My face still remained devoid of eyes. I turned to face Elandris, whose mouth was twisted into the widest grin I’d ever seen.

“This is freaky.” I laughed, “How long have you wanted to do this?”

“This specifically? Not very long. I just thought it up right now.” Elandris giggled, “I guess I just have a repressed mischievous side.”

“Well, I guess I can look forward to a lot more pranks like this then?” I hadn’t really expected this much, but at least it was interesting.

“You gave me permission, mistress.” Elandris grinned snarkily.

She really was repressed. Jeez. “Well, if you have any more immediate ideas, feel free. This is fascinating.” My curiosity was working out pretty well for her. I was nearly willing to be her plaything just to see what she would do to me next. Ever since I had learned she could literally melt me down into a puddle, I had no clue what to expect.

“Really?” She was practically bouncing with excitement. “Because I have this idea to-“

“Don’t tell me, just surprise me.” I giggled.

“As you wish, mistress.” Elandris giggled too. “Could you come stand by the bed?”

“Sure.” I acquiesced, and stood by my bed, bumping my knee against a pillow. I had a very short bed, because I was prone to rolling over in my sleep, and I secretly feared falling out of bed. At least with a short bed I wouldn’t have a long way to fall.

Elandris came up close to me and gave me another cheeky grin as she slammed into me with both her palms and shoved me over backwards. My arms flailed wildly as I lost my balance and fell over across my bed, scattering across my bed. Literally. To my surprise, my body had blown apart from the impact, breaking up into a bunch of pieces.

As I landed across the bed, I tried to take stock of just what the damage was. My head had fallen off my neck, and I’m reasonably sure my nose, mouth, and ears had fallen off my head. My neck seemed to have come off as well. My arms had definitely come apart into segments of my upper arms, elbows, lower arms, and hands. I was somewhat relieved my fingers hadn’t split apart too. My breasts had dislodged from their place on my torso, though interestingly enough, my eyes had not fallen off of them.

My body had split apart at the waist, though that left my torso and hips intact. My upper legs came off my knees, which in turn simply rolled onto the bed. My lower legs simply fell onto the ground, torn off my feet by gravity. Every division was covered in a layer of skin that kept my insides… well, inside.

I squirmed. I could still feel all my bits and pieces, even though I had been broken into god knows how many segments. I released a breath I didn’t know I was holding in. “Whoa.” was all I had to say.

“I hope I didn’t hurt you, mistress.” Elandris smiled. She picked up the few bits of me that were still on the floor and tossed them onto the bed. My foot bounced off my breast.

“Not at all. This is… uh. This is new.” I was lost for words. “How many pieces am I in?”

“Oh, I lost count.” Elandris giggled.

“This is… wow. Um. Is there any way you could let me see myself?” I asked, curiously.

“Well…” Elandris grinned, leaning down and gingerly picking up a breast from the mess of my body parts. She turned my eye down so I could survey the situation. Fortunately, due to spending a fair bit of time split in half, I had gotten somewhat used to having split vision.

The bed was a mess. More so than usual, I mean. My body parts were strewn across the bed, pieces of me lying everywhere. From all the bouncing I had expected my parts to land in completely random places, but they still seemed to be more or less grouped up in the loose shape of my body. “I expected to be more… mixed up.” I wondered aloud.

“We can fix that, mistress.” Elandris grinned. She grabbed an edge of the sheet and yanked it off in one fluid motion, causing my parts to fly up into the air a bit before landing back on the bed and bouncing and rolling about. I had been in bouncy castles before as a kid, but having individual parts of myself bouncing separately was a bizarre experience. “How’s that?”

I exhaled again. “Yeah, that’ll do it.” I chuckled. I was certainly more mixed up. I poked at my crotch with my left hand that had landed beside it. “I feel like a human jigsaw puzzle.”

“Oh?” Elandris said, “I’ve done that wish once, you know.”

“Huh? What do you mean…?”

“An old master once wished to turn himself into an actual jigsaw puzzle for his girlfriend. When she put the puzzle together, she would see the completed picture of him knelt down with a ring in his hand. Then, the picture would become real, and he would pop out, and ask for her hand in marriage.” Elandris said, almost dreamily. “Ah, young romance.”

“Wow.” I was rather taken aback. Both that someone had used a once-a-year wish like that, and that something like that was actually possible. I suppose I couldn’t be too surprised, though, considering my current situation. A proposal was a rather ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ situation, after all. I looked over the jumble of my parts again. “I guess that’s a little more literal.”

“Right, and a real jigsaw puzzle only has one solution.” Elandris mused.

“Hm? What do you mean?”

“Well, jigsaw puzzles are meant to fit together a certain way.”

“Yeah… so are humans.” I said, cautiously.

“Please.” Elandris giggled. “You should know by now I could put you back together in any number of ways. Or did you forget that your eyes are on your breasts?”

“Oh.” I paused. “Hey, that reminds me. How come my eyes didn’t fall off?”

“Ah, because they shouldn’t be there to begin with. Magic overlapping and all that.” Elandris waved away the question.

“Didn’t you say that magic overlapping was dangerous?” I grew concerned.

“Sure, if you don’t know what you’re doing.” Elandris snorted. “Don’t worry, this is all easily reversible. Would you rather we reassemble you manually, or would you like a quicker option?”

“What’s the quicker option…?” I inquired, though the thought of slowly piecing bits of myself together was rather enticing, I was still a little tired from the lack of sleep.

“Well… it’s sort of like melting, but not really. I’ll make you sort of… squishy, and just meld all of you back together into a single pile, and reform you from that. Uhm… there’s a children’s toy that inspired this idea that had just come out around the time I had my last master… his child used to play with it all the time. What was it called…”

I frowned. “Play-Doh?”

Elandris snapped her fingers. “Yes, that was it! Play-Doh. You’ll turn into something like that.”

This piqued my interest a little more. I can always ask her to disassemble me again later. “Let’s try that.” I giggled. I had played with Play-Doh a lot when I was a kid. I mean, really, who hadn’t. But I’d never once thought of BEING the Play-Doh.

Elandris grinned at me, and let my breast roll out of her hand back onto the bed, where it bounced off a knee. Fortunately, it rolled to a stop in a position where I still was able to look at her. I wasn’t quite sure if that was dumb luck, or a gentle nudge of invisible genie magic. “As you wish, mistress.”

She waved a hand over the bed, shutting her eyes to focus. Interesting. I’d never seen her have to focus when using her magic before. In fact, she always seemed rather nonchalant, as if her magic took no effort at all. Maybe this was more complex. After all, Play-Doh wasn’t quite solid or liquid. She cracked her eyes open.

“Did it work?” I asked, curiously.

Elandris didn’t answer, and instead picked up the two smallest pieces closest to her, which happened to be my left foot and my right elbow. She gently pressed the two together, and to my utter confusion (and odd pleasure), I felt my two parts squish and distort under each other’s pressure, until the distinction between the two started to blur, and they melded together into a single piece. Elandris continued to squeeze the amalgam of flesh, and rounded it off in her palms, further confusing the sensations between the two, until I couldn’t tell where my foot ended and where my elbow began. She opened her hands to present a perfectly smooth sphere, the same color as my skin.

“Ta-da!” Elandris dramatically triumphed. She picked up my other breast and let me get a closer look at it.

“That’s… my foot. And elbow.” I was in mild disbelief. I could still feel the parts, but they were completely mixed up with each other. Add that to the fact that they were in the shape of a ball instead of anything resembling a body part, and you have total confusion. Very sensual confusion, at least. It was a lot like being melted, except… different. I tried to wriggle my toes, or what felt like my toes, and I felt the ball of flesh quiver excitingly. My toes were definitely in there, along with everything else. I could feel indefinable bits of my toes wriggling through my elbow, my foot, and even themselves. I couldn’t stop staring.

Then, I noticed Elandris was bringing my eye closer. “And your breast.” Elandris said, cheekily, as she mashed my breast into the mix. It quickly disappeared into the fleshy substance, as did my eye and my ability to see from it. Squishing my foot and elbow together felt so good, it was a given that adding my breast into the pile was even more sensual. I let out an involuntary moan.

“Feels good, huh?” Elandris giggled, as she smoothed off the now somewhat larger ball.

“Yeah…” I sighed, pleasantly. “Do more.”

“As you wish, mistress.” Elandris smiled at my remaining eye. She plopped the ball of me onto the bed and picked up two different parts. It didn’t matter which ones, the sensations remained just as intense. Another smooth ball of flesh dropped to the bed.

“Would you like to try, mistress?” Elandris teased, as she picked up my hands.

“Can I?” I wondered aloud. I flexed my disembodied hands. They seemed functional.

“Here.” Elandris picked up my featureless head, and gently laid my hands on the sides of my scalp.

I gave a gentle squeeze, and felt the sides of my head cave in to the pressure. My head felt soft and doughy in my fingers, malleable to my touch. I squeezed a bit tighter, and my head easily deformed in my grasp, as I felt the side of my head collapse inwards. I giggled. “This is fun. Just like playing with real Play-Doh.”

I began to squish my clay head with reckless abandon, enjoying the novel feeling of my head being molded in impossible ways. But, playing with Play-Doh when your hands are also made of Play-Doh isn’t exactly easy. As I squeezed more and more, I noticed my hands were getting deformed too. My fingers were sticking to my head, melding with it. I soon lost track of my hands completely, as I had managed to massage them right into my head, losing them in the mixture of my own flesh.

“I lost my hands.” I giggled to Elandris. “I’m afraid I couldn’t get that into quite as nice a ball shape as you could.”

Elandris giggled back, and picked up the mass of my hands and head, expertly smoothing it off into a sphere. She placed it down beside the others, and got to work melding more parts together. Soon enough, she had gathered most of my body up into several large-ish balls of flesh. All that remained as separate pieces were my mouth and breast. She held them in her hands.

“So, it has come to this.” I said, dramatically.

“Naturally.” Elandris cackled, as she slammed her hands together, quickly working my mouth and eye into the flesh of my breast, and rendering me temporarily blind and mute. But I could still feel everything.

Elandris gathered up my balls of Play-Doh-like flesh and rolled them together on the bed into a large formless mass. My body had been fully reunited at last. But she was far from done, evidently. She started massaging me, fingers working through my doughy flesh, kneading me thoroughly like I was nothing more than… well, dough.

My soft body yielded absolutely no resistance as Elandris’s fingers sunk through my flesh, giving me the best massage of my life. I would be moaning if I had the ability to. As I was slowly spread across the surface of my bed, she ran out of material to knead, so she gathered me back up in a large formless lump, and began the process all over again.

Suddenly, there was a pause. “Oh, I almost forgot something.” Elandris exclaimed. I have no idea how I could hear her without ears. “Wouldn’t want you reforming without these.” Without warning, I felt four small parts of myself pop into existence in her hands. Four parts that had been erased from my body last evening, that I had somehow nearly forgotten about until now. Elandris dropped them onto me like she was adding sprinkles to ice cream. Except you don’t usually mash the sprinkles into the ice cream. Unless you went to Cold Stone, I guess-

My thoughts were immediately disrupted as my most sensitive parts were worked into my flesh. I was already spread out and mixed up so thoroughly from all the previous massaging, that the newly added sensations became far too easy to keep track of, as I felt them slowly be spread throughout the rest of my body, becoming one with the rest of me. I let out a deep mental moan of satisfaction.

Elandris continued to knead me for what seemed like hours, until I was totally lost in my own formless, featureless body. I no longer had even the faintest idea where any part of me was, everything was utterly blended together in the most blissful fashion. Then, her kneading pattern changed, and I found myself being spread out across the bed into a thin layer.

“You’d make a great blanket.” Elandris giggled, as she smoothed me out. I was momentarily terrified she would leave me like this, yet some smaller part of myself wished she would actually use me as a blanket. It would feel so cozy and intimate. Maybe some other time.

To my relief and disappointment, she began rolling me up into a tight cylinder of flesh, which she then stood upright. I felt a tingling sensation run through me, and I felt myself… reshaping. I was slowly being molded back into a normal shape. My head formed from the top, rising out of myself and slowly solidifying. As my features slowly gained definition, my senses returned to functionality. Limbs began to sprout out from my sides, as the tube of flesh I had become slowly curved itself into the shape of my body. The minute features on my body slowly rose from my skin, and I felt myself whole and solid once again.

“I… wow.” I muttered. “That… felt amazing. You could make millions selling massages like that.”

“Such a thing would not be allowed.” Elandris pouted, “Rules and all.”

“I wasn’t proposing that. Just… that felt… so incredible. Every tension in my body has just… vanished. I thought melting was relaxing, but somehow that was even better.” I sighed pleasantly.

“I’m glad I could please mistress so.” Elandris smiled. “Now, how about some breakfast?”

“That would be great… although I bet by now it’s more like lunch time.” I stretched, moaning softly. My body felt incredibly soft and tender now. It was like I had a completely new body.

Elandris giggled, “Mistress, it’s not even 11 a.m. yet.”

This surprised me. “But… that massage felt like it lasted for hours.”

“Your sense of time might have been somewhat warped. It tends to happen when you lose track of all of your physical senses.” Elandris waved off my concern. Then she eyed me appraisingly, looking me up and down. “You’re indecent.” She grinned. Then, she waved off my private bits. “There.”