“Hey, Sarah, a package arrived for you…” Ashley mentioned off-handedly as her roommate walked in the front door. She took a sip of her tea as she glanced up at her.

“Ooh! It’s here, it’s here!” Sarah squealed, grabbing the package and ripping off the wrappings.

“Hey, come on now, I just cleaned up the table.” Ashley protested, as scraps of paper flew over the coffee table.

“Sorry, I’m just excited!” Sarah said, finally wresting the box free from its’ packaging.

Ashley peered over at it and read the logo on the front aloud. “Totally Transformative Make-Up Kit.” She stared blankly at Sarah. “Seriously?” she asked, reaching for the receipt, “How much did you sp- WHOAH!! It better be like… fucking magic for that price!” Ashley screamed.

Sarah only grinned at her roommate, “It is.”

“It is what? Literal magic?” Ashley eyed the box suspiciously as Sarah lifted the cover to reveal an assortment of various makeups, brushes, and the like. Anything and everything a girl could possibly want. “It is quite a lot of stuff…” she picked up a small tub of powder. “What is this… concealer?”

“Yeah. Give it here.” Sarah gingerly caught the tub as Ashley tossed it to her. “Watch!”

“Sarah, I know you have a tiny bit of an acne problem, but…”

“Shh, it’s not just for acne!” Sarah giggled, popping the tub open and grabbing a nondescript white brush, lightly dusted it.

Ashley watched on quizzically as Sarah swept the brush over her left eye. “That’s… not how you use-“ Ashley’s words suddenly failed her. In fact, her mouth was agape. Sarah’s eye was gone. In its’ place was smooth blank skin.

Ashley stared in horror and amazement as Sarah set the brush down and rubbed the area that used to hold her left eye. “Wow, the skin’s so smooth! Touch it, it’s like… baby skin!” Sarah bent down for Ashley to touch.

Ashley slowly raised her hand up to Sarah’s face, and gingerly ran a single finger over the skin. She shivered. Sarah was right, it was perfectly soft and smooth… with not even the slightest trace that there once was an eye breaking the smoothness of the skin there. “How… how… what…”

“I told you, this kit is magic!” Sarah giggled.

“So the concealer… actually conceals…”

“Yeah!”

“But… can you fix it…?” Ashley stammered, “Or is your eye gone forever?”

“It’s makeup silly. It washes right off.” Sarah practically skipped over to the kitchen sink. She wet a towel and wiped off the patch of skin, and her eye returned to existence.

Ashley let out a sigh of relief she didn’t realize she was holding. “…so that’s why it’s so expensive.”

“Yep. At least it’s an infinite supply.”

“…sure doesn’t look infinite.” Ashley frowned, picking up the tub of concealer. She popped it open again to find that it was completely full again. “…oh.”

“So, wanna play makeup, Ash?” Sarah grinned, brandishing the brush at Ashley.

Ashley looked up at her crazy roommate, back at the box, back up at her, and down to the box again. Finally, she looked up with an equally crazy grin. “Sure.”

“Great! Let’s start from scratch, shall we?”

“What does that mean?” Ashley asked, raising an eyebrow.

“It means, starting from nothing. A blank slate, if you will.” Sarah grinned. “Hold still.” Sarah grabbed ahold of Ashley’s chin.

Ashley suspected what Sarah was up to, but let her do it anyway. With a few deft strokes of the brush, Ashley’s suspicions were confirmed. She was now completely faceless. Her hands shot up to her face, feeling the perfectly smooth skin that now covered the front of her head. Her eyes, nose, and mouth, had all magically vanished, and she was rendered sightless, scentless, and speechless. She shivered as her hands ran over the brand new surface of her face.

“How is it?” Sarah asked. Despite not having eyes, Ashley could practically see the grin on her face. She tried to talk, and remembered she couldn’t. She gave a thumbs up instead. She heard Sarah clapping.

“This is awesome, isn’t it? Alright, hold tight. I’m gonna give you a brand new face!” Sarah said excitedly. She turned to the box. “Or… I would if I knew what any of this stuff did. Time to experiment, I guess!”

All Ashley could do was sit and wait as Sarah rooted through the box. After all, there wasn’t much to do when you didn’t have a face. “Alright, this one’s pretty obvious.” She heard Sarah announce. She felt Sarah press something to her forehead, and draw it in an oblong shape.

Suddenly, Ashley was aware that she had a mouth again. “Sarah?” she asked, mostly to test her new mouth.

“Oh, good! So the lipstick makes lips…” Sarah giggled happily.

“Is my mouth on my forehead…?” Ashley asked.

“Yup.” Sarah began rooting through the box again.

“Why?” Ashley asked incredulously.

“Why not?”

Ashley found herself unable to answer her, despite possessing a mouth.

“This is fun!” “Just relax.” Sarah said. Twice.

Ashley was confused. It sounded like Sarah managed to talk over herself. “Wait, did you give yourself another mouth?”

“Sure did.” “Yep!”

“Nice.” Ashley laughed.

“Do you want another one too?” Sarah suggested.

“No, I’m good with just the one for now. Maybe later.”

“So, this stuff works on places other than our faces, by the way.”

“How do you know?” Ashley asked, though she could guess.

“My second mouth’s on my palm.” Sarah giggled, twice over.

“Is that just so you can make ‘talk to the hand’ jokes?”

“I’ll admit that was part of it.” Sarah laughed, as she covered up the extra mouth with concealer. “Hmm. Contact lenses.”

“Wait, really? How is that makeup?”

“I’m guessing this is for eyes. They’re not clear, they have colored eyes etched into them.” Sarah said. There was a brief moment of silence. “Yup, definitely makes eyes.”

“Let me see!” Ashley said.

“Pun intended?” Sarah giggled, grabbing Ashley’s head.

“Obviously.” Ashley grinned. Suddenly, her sight was restored. Everything looked… lower, than usual. And flatter. “Just one eye?” Ashley asked. She felt her new eye, right where her mouth used to be.

“Oh, Ms. Fancy-Face wants TWO eyes!” Sarah mocked.

“You’re the one with THREE.” Ashley pointed out. Sarah’s forehead was in fact, sporting a third eye.

Sarah stuck her tongue out at Ashley. “Because I’m special, duh.”

“Certain kind of special alright.” Ashley quipped back.

“Damn, someone call the burn unit!” Sarah giggled.

“Better cover up the burn with some makeup.” Ashley giggled too. Now that she had her sight back, she got up and started leafing through the box herself. Her eye caught on another tub of cream. “Face peel cream.”

“Ooh, I bet I know what it does. Here, use it on me!”

“Sure.” Ashley grinned, popping the tub open and smearing the cream over Sarah’s face. It soon coalesced and seemed to blend into Sarah’s skin. “That was fast.” Ashley muttered. “Where’d it go?”

“Hmm. My face does feel funny though.” Sarah said, picking at the edge of her face. “Oh.” She found purchase on the edge of where the cream was applied, and started peeling up. “It’s working!”

“A literal face peel.” Ashley watched in fascination as Sarah slowly peeled her face off of her head, leaving smooth blank skin in its’ wake. She whipped the last of it off in a flourish. “Nice.” Ashley grinned. Sarah gave her a thumbs up.

“Can you not talk?” Ashley asked quizzically.

Sarah shook her featureless head, and offered Ashley the remains of her face. Ashley gingerly accepted the sheet of skin from her and held it up. It was definitely Sarah’s face. Though it seemed intact and healthy enough, it was also lifeless. Ashley prodded it with her finger. “You can’t feel that?”

Sarah shook her head again. She made a motion as if she were putting on a mask.

“You want to put it back on like a mask?” Ashley asked, offering the face back to Sarah.

Sarah shook her head again and pointed at Ashley instead.

“You want ME to wear your face?” Ashley’s lone eye widened in shock.

Sarah’s head nodded up and down excitedly. Ashley stared at Sarah’s disembodied face in her hands.

“Eh. What’s the worst that could happen.” Ashley shrugged, and flipped Sarah’s face around. Making sure it was lined up straight, she gently applied it over her own patchwork face. She blinked with her three eyes.

“Whoah. Whoah!” Ashley exclaimed. She was now talking in Sarah’s voice. She watched Sarah clap her hands in glee, recognizing the sound of her own voice. “I… I have your face!” Ashley laughed. She grabbed a hand-held mirror from the kit to look at herself. “Even the third eye…”

Ashley felt her new face. It felt very different from her own face, somehow. She opened her mouth, and sure enough, there were Sarah’s teeth, even the one crooked one. “Damn. This is awesome.”

Sarah gave her another thumbs up.

“Oh, I’m sorry Sarah, you probably want your face back.”

Sarah shook her head again. She pointed at the makeup kit, and then back at her blank face. Ashley grinned in understanding.

“Gotcha. One brand new face, coming right up.” Ashley picked through the box. “Hmm… contouring powder.” It was divided into two sections, a dark powder for contours, and a lighter one for highlighting.

Ashley popped open the lid and grabbed a new brush, dusting it generously with the contouring powder. “Let’s see if this works.” She swept the brush gently over Sarah’s forehead, leaving it with a little indent. She ran a finger into the crevice. “Wow, it really makes it deeper.” Ashley tried the other powder in the same spot. The newly created indentation filled up to normal. “Whew. Okay.”

“So, this can completely reshape your face.” Ashley noted. “Hmm.” Ashley swept the contouring powder in large circles around Sarah’s entire face. Slowly but surely, Sarah’s head began caving inwards. Ashley didn’t stop until nearly her entire hand was able to fit in the hole.

As Ashley finished, Sarah’s hands darted up to her head, where it found that Ashley had made her head nearly hollow. The ‘front’ of her head now went as far back as her ears. She pressed her hand in, feeling the hollow cavity.

Ashley snickered. “I guess you’re really air-headed now.” She laughed at her own bad joke, and stopped when Sarah jabbed her in the side with a finger.

“Sorry, sorry. I got a bit carried away there. Here, you can have your face back.” Ashley picked at the edge of her face. “Hm. It’s not coming off… maybe I need to do the face peel.”

Soon enough, Ashley had peeled Sarah’s face off her own. However, her old face didn’t come back, and she was left completely faceless once more. Ashley shrugged, and felt around for Sarah’s head. It took a bit of time, but eventually, Ashley was able to reapply Sarah’s face to the inside of her head.

“What the hell, you made a hole in my head!” Sarah yelled as soon as she got her face back. “That’s so… weird!” she giggled. “Oh, you’re faceless.” She noticed Ashley’s blank head. “I guess the face peel just completely removes stuff, then. Which means putting on a new face completely replaces your old face. Makes it really easy to swap faces then, I guess, as long as we don’t accidentally replace a face.”

“As cool as this is, it’s really inconvenient. I can’t see anything!” Sarah grumbled, “It’d be neat to have a hollow head though. To store things in! You wouldn’t need a purse anymore.”

Meanwhile, Ashley had managed to blindly feel her way to the lipstick and drew a new mouth in the dead center of her face. “Yeah, but then your stuff would all fall out. And you wouldn’t be able to see past your stuff.”

“No, I mean like… like if my face was a door, and my head was empty.” Sarah giggled, “Like you could open up my face, and there’d be all this space behind it.”

“Oh. I don’t think any amount of makeup is going to let us do that.” Ashley frowned.

“Maybe not. But there’s a lot of stuff here we haven’t gone over yet!” Sarah waved her hand over the box. “Oh, you can’t see me gesturing.”

“I got the idea.” Ashley laughed. “I would like some eyes though.”

Sarah pressed two contact lenses onto the sides of Ashley’s head. “How about that?”

“Whoah. Um. My vision’s really split… are my eyes on the side of my head?”

“Yup!” Sarah giggled.

“I… I can’t look straight forward. At least, not easily.” Ashley frowned.

“Well, too bad. Time to try something else out. Like… this!” Sarah grabbed a pencil from the kit.

“Is that for eyebrows?”

“Probably. The contact lens eyes don’t have eyebrows or anything.” Sarah noted, uncapping the pencil. “Here, let me shade in some eyebrows for you.”

Ashley leaned forward as Sarah sketched lines across her brow. It took Ashley a few seconds to remember her eyes weren’t actually where they normally were. “Wait, Sarah, my eyes aren’t…” Ashley grabbed a mirror, only to gasp in shock, as Sarah had drawn in a monobrow for her. Ashley gaped speechlessly, as Sarah collapsed into a fit of giggles.

“This would be funnier if my eyes were actually under it.” Ashley frowned.

“Yeah, probably.” Sarah giggled. “Hey, so how do we get noses back?”

“Hmm…” Ashley looked over the kit. She spotted something odd, a few nondescript rings. “Maybe these.” She pulled one out and read the label. “Left earring.”

“Oh, that’s for ears, then.”

“How do you put on an earring if you don’t have an ear?” Ashley wondered.

Sarah pinched its’ right counterpart from the kit. “Maybe you can sorta just press it into place?” Sarah pressed the earring onto Ashley’s face. Within moments, an ear appeared there, earring attached. “Whoah.”

“Alright, that works.” Ashley poked her new ear, featured prominently below her eyebrow. “I guess ears can be removed with the concealer too, then.”

“Probably.” Sarah picked up a third ring from the pile. “This one’s the nose ring.”

“Well, that makes sense. I don’t like the idea of a pierced nose though.” Ashley stuck her tongue out in displeasure.

“It’s just for a bit, then you can remove it after you have your nose back.” Sarah tossed it over to Ashley.

“I think I’d rather just not have a nose.” Ashley dropped the ring to the table.

“Seriously?”

“Not like I need it to breathe. Apparently.” Ashley shrugged.

“Alright, your loss.” Sarah giggled, “Enjoy your noselessness.”

“Sure thing.” Ashley waved her off, and went back to inspecting the makeup kit. “Let’s see here… what other tools are there?” Ashley fished out a small pair of tweezers. “What do we tweeze with these?”

“Anything, I guess.” Sarah shrugged, “Tweeze an eyelash. Or your eye.” Sarah giggled.

“Hmm.” Ashley examined the tweezers closely, and then gingerly took ahold of her eyelid with them.

“Whoah, wait, I was joking. You might put your eye out with that.”

“More like take my eye out.” Ashley grinned, and pulled, and her entire eye came right off her face, like it was a sticker, leaving blank skin behind. She dropped it into her palm.

“Oh, cool!” Sarah laughed. “But we already have lots of ways to take our faces off.”

“Yeah, but this lets you keep the parts separated.” Ashley noted, “Want my eye?” she offered it to Sarah.

“Nah, I’m good. In fact, I’m gonna go wash this makeup off.” Sarah said.

“What, not digging the hollow head?” Ashley joked.

“Yeah, not so much. Like I said, it’s really inconvenient.” Sarah wandered off to the bathroom.

Ashley waved her off, and turned back to the makeup kit. Her thoughts returned to the concealer. “If we can put parts elsewhere than our faces… then maybe…” she grabbed the brush and dusted it with fresh concealer. Then, she stripped off her shirt and bra, and with two quick strokes of the brush, censored herself. Her nipples had vanished under the concealer, leaving her with two smooth and featureless orbs for boobs.

Ashley giggled. She tore off the rest of her clothes, and with the tweezers, pinched her pussy lips, peeling them right off of her crotch. “This is great! I’m totally naked, but I’m PG-13!” Ashley grinned, feeling the smooth skin replacing her anatomy.

Sarah walked out of the bathroom, wiping her face off (not literally, for once) with a face towel. She stopped in her tracks and stared at Ashley, standing proudly and showing off her featureless. “What… the makeup works down there?”

“Sure, why not?” Ashley gestured to her body.

“You weirdo, I can’t believe you erased your pussy!” Sarah laughed.

“Oh, I didn’t erase it.” Ashley grinned slyly, holding up her detached womanhood.

“No fucking way.” Sarah’s eyes widened. “Can I see?”

“What, no! Get your own!” Ashley giggled, clutching her prized possession tightly in her hands. “Besides, that’d be weird.”

“What, weirder than what we’ve already done? You literally wore my face.”

“That’s different weird! This is… intimate.” Ashley protested.

“Please, like I haven’t seen it before.” Sarah rolled her eyes.

“Hey! I was drunk.” Ashley defended herself, averting her gaze.

“Yeah, sure. I’ve heard that excuse a million times.” Sarah rolled her eyes again.

“If you roll your eyes any harder they’ll fall off.”

The girls paused for a moment as the humor of what Ashley just said sank in. Then they simultaneously burst into laughter.

“Anyway!” Ashley said, between fits of giggles, “Your face is too normal! Roll your eyes off for real!”

“I can fix that. I want it to be a surprise though. Close your eyes… er, eye.”

“I can do better than that.” Ashley giggled, as she grabbed the concealer and dusted over her remaining eye.

“That works too.” Sarah laughed, as she got to work.

Barely a minute had passed when Ashley finally heard, “Alright, open… oh, right.”

“Yeah, I have nothing to open, stupid.” Ashley retorted.

“Except that big mouth of yours.” Sarah muttered. “Here.” She pressed two contact lenses into Ashley’s hands, which quickly found their way into her head as new eyes.

As Ashley blinked open her new eyes, she was greeted by Sarah’s face barely a foot from her own. But in lieu of a nose and mouth, was Sarah’s vagina.

“Gah!” Ashley shouted, as she recoiled back in shock.

“C’mon sweetie, give me a kiss.” Sarah winked seductively.

“How are you talk… where’d you move your mouth?” Ashley asked.

“That’s for me to know, and you to find out…”

“Sarah…”

“What, you can’t tell me you don’t want some of this.” Sarah winked again, and pressed her face even closer.

“I… I told you it was…”

“A drunken accident. Bullshit.” Sarah laughed, “I’ve seen the way you stare at my ass. And if you didn’t want to fuck, why’d you strip?”

Ashley was at a loss for words. “I… This was a joke!”

“Alright, look. I have an idea. If you don’t want to face this just yet… then you won’t have to.” Sarah suggested, “As in, you can do this without your face. You can pretend you’re not Ashley. You’re just a faceless fuck toy.”

Ashley just kept staring at her feet. Sarah knew she was pushing all the right buttons. “That… that might work.” Ashley finally stammered. Sarah grinned excitedly, as she brandished the concealer brush. “Wait! Let me keep my mouth. I need to… be able to return the favor. In fact… bring the lipstick and the tweezers.”

“Even better.” Sarah smiled, as she brushed away Ashley’s face, and led her to her bedroom, makeup kit in tow.