“What else can we trade…? We’ve already swapped our entire bodies.” Melissa asked. “And since our heads control parts, there’s nothing else to swap.”

“What about things on our heads?” Janet said, picking out a sticker sheet. “Like our faces!” She promptly peeled her face into a sticker and offered it to Melissa.

“That might be interesting.” Melissa said, and accepted Janet’s face from her, and started to place it over her own face.

“Wait, no, you’re supposed to give me yours!” Janet exclaimed.

“Eh. Nah.” Melissa said simply, and stuck Janet’s face over her own, effectively replacing it, consequently leaving Janet without a face.

Janet’s faceless body, or rather, Melissa’s, put her hands on her hips in protest.

“Relax, I was just testing something. Now we know it’s our heads themselves that give control, and not any parts of the face.” Melissa said. She peeled Janet’s face off, revealing her own underneath. “Though now I have two faces. I guess we can fix that.” Melissa said, grabbing a sticker and peeling her own face off. She placed it in Janet’s… her own hands.

Janet promptly slapped Melissa’s face onto her head. “Jerk.”

“You’re one to talk.” Melissa laughed, putting Janet’s face on. “There, now we look completely like each other.”

“Besides our ears and hair.” Janet pointed out, as she worked on peeling off her ears. “Here.”

“Can we just use a sheet for our scalps too, then?” Melissa wondered, trying it. The top layer of her head and all her hair was easily swept into a sticker, leaving her bald. “Well, then.”

The pair finished their trade.

“Great, so now I’m Janet and you’re Melissa.” Melissa said, looking at what was effectively her own body. She glanced down at herself at Janet’s less familiar body.

“Yup!” Janet laughed. “Wanna trade lives?”

“Not really.” Melissa rolled her eyes. “I like my life. Especially my jerk roommate. I don’t think I’d be able to replace her.” Melissa stuck her tongue out.

“Awww!” Janet squealed, and rushed to hug Melissa.

“And I don’t quite feel safe with you having my body either.” Melissa said flatly, “Who knows what you’d do with it…”

“All sorts of things.” Janet grinned, “I can’t guarantee you’d get it back in one piece.”

“So, can we swap back now?”

“But I like being you!” Janet giggled. “I’m Melissa, and I’m such a prude!” Janet said in a mocking voice, as struck a ridiculous pose.

“Oh, come on!” Melissa protested, “I do not… well, okay, of course I sound like that, that’s my voice, but… just… c’mon.”

“Jeez. I almost feel like I should be offended that you don’t want to be me.” Janet pouted.

“It’s not that, and you know it.” Melissa rolled her eyes.

“Fine, fine.” Janet said, peeling off Melissa’s hair.

Soon enough, they were both back in their own bodies.

“Ah, home sweet home.” Janet sighed contentedly, wrapping her arms around herself.

“Yeah… I didn’t think your body would feel that different, but, wow.” Melissa said.

“Strange, huh? I kinda wonder what a guy’s body would feel like…” Janet mused.

“What.” Melissa balked.

“Hey, you can’t say you’ve never wondered that yourself.”

“Sure I can!”

“Well not anymore you can’t.”

“…well… okay, I guess it’d be interesting to see…” Melissa muttered.

“Well, since neither of us have boyfriends to ask…”

“Don’t think I’d feel safe asking him if I had one anyway…”

“Give me your face. Your face stealing gave me an idea.” Janet said, peeling off her own face.

“Okay…” Melissa acquiesced, handing Janet her face.

Janet held the two faces up together, then flipped them back to back, and gingerly pressed them against each other until they stuck. “Ta-da!” Janet announced.

“Huh? What did you do?” Melissa asked, from behind Janet.

“I stuck our faces together.” Janet laughed. “Here.” She handed the faces over to Melissa.

Melissa couldn’t do anything but flip the faces over in her hands and stare blankly. “Why? Now neither of us can put our face back! Or anywhere!”

“Um… I dunno. Looked like fun.” Janet said, grabbing the double face from Melissa. “Besides, you’re wrong, we can totally still put them on.”

“How? Your face is on the back of mine.”

“Like this!” Janet giggled, and brought the face up to her blank head, Melissa-side towards her.

“Oh, no no no-“ Melissa protested, but was cut off as her face vanished behind Janet’s into the blank surface.

“See?” Janet laughed. “I can wear my face! And you can wear yours!” She peeled her face off, revealing Melissa again, and leaving her head blank.

“But we can’t both have a face!” Melissa protested, “We’d have to share a face!”

“Exactly! Doesn’t that sound fun?” Janet giggled. “Here, your turn.” Janet offered Melissa the face, who snatched it out of her hands.

“In what way?” Melissa groaned, “I’m fixing this.” Melissa peeled their faces apart.

“Party pooper.” Janet pouted. “Oh, wait. How about we scan a copy of your face, so only I will have a double-sided face?”

“Can’t you just copy your own face?” Melissa sighed.

“What would the point of that be? I’d turn my face around and it’d be the same.”

“Oh, fine, here.” Melissa handed Janet the faces, who grabbed them and ran off to the computer, giggling.

It didn’t take long for Janet to make a copy of Melissa’s face, and re-made the double-sided face.

“You know, I still have control over this copy.” Melissa frowned from behind Janet’s face.

“Not after I put your face on.” Janet giggled, and flipped the faces around, putting on Melissa’s.

Melissa found herself with only her one face once again, which she stuck back on.

“I’m like a transformer!” Janet laughed, peeling off Melissa’s face and flipping it to her own side again. “Well. Just the face, I guess.”

“I mean… you could repeat the process on all your limbs and stuff, so everything is double-sided.” Melissa suggested, “But ‘transforming’ would be kinda difficult.”

“Yeah, not quite worth it.” Janet said, peeling off her face again, as she began playing with it, flipping it around in her hands.

“Also now you can’t ever just be faceless.” Melissa pointed out.

“Oh no, you’re right!” Janet exclaimed. She almost seemed legitimately upset.

“Only you would actually be upset that you can’t not have a face.” Melissa rolled her eyes.

“It’s relaxing to not have a face!” Janet said, “Like sensory deprivation, sorta.”

“I guess…? It’s still weird. Especially your fixation on removing your nose.”

“You’re one to talk, Ms. Nipples-in-Vagina.” Janet teased. Melissa’s face turned a bright crimson as she turned away. “Oh come on, I told you, it’s fine!” Janet laughed. “And uh… I really don’t like my nose, to be honest.”

“Huh. Really?”

“Yeah it just… I dunno. I don’t like it, personally.”

“It looks fine to me. It’s cute!”

“I know, everyone says that!” Janet said, “But I don’t like it!” In a huff, she put Melissa’s face on.

“And you like mine?”

“Eh. Better than mine.” Janet pouted. “Almost anything would be. Even nothing.” She grinned. “In fact I think I look totally adorable noseless.”

“Hm… well, what if we combine our faces?”

“We just did that, and you didn’t like it!”

“No, like, mix and match. We can make a face that has my nose, for starters.”

“Ooh. Take my mouth, my lips are great.”

“Sure. Whose eyes?”

“One eye each?” Janet suggested.

“That cannot possibly look good.” Melissa frowned.

“Won’t know until we try it.” Janet grinned, grabbing the stickers and peeling off an eye.

Soon, they had crafted together a composite face using their features: Janet's mouth and right eye, Melissa's nose and left eye.

“See, the two different eyes totally works.” Janet said, half her face gone.

“I find it kind of hard to believe, but you’re right.” Melissa agreed.

“So I can just have this face?” Janet asked, picking it up.

“Uh, no? I totally butchered my own face for this.” Melissa said. They had peeled off Melissa’s face and removed her mouth and left eye, replacing them with Janet’s.

“You can have the copy of your face back.” Janet suggested.

“No, let’s just make two copies of it.”

“Ooh, we’ll be twins!” Janet exclaimed. “Let’s do it!”

“Hm. There’s an idea.” Melissa said thoughtfully. “Let’s combine our bodies too.”

“And be real twins?”

“Well, sort of.”

“We’ll be identical, at least.” Janet said.

“It’s like Build-A-Bear, except we’re building a body!” Melissa grinned. “So, arms next, I guess?”

“Yeah. I think yours are stronger.” Janet noted.

“I like your hands though.”

“That works. Combines our best traits.” Janet laughed.

“Can we take off fingers too though?” Melissa asked.

“Sure, why not.”

“Then can we have just my pinkies?” Melissa said, shyly.

“Okay. They are pretty cute.” Janet laughed, as she peeled her pinky finger away from her hand.

“We need a torso.”

“Yours, easily.” Melissa said.

“You think? You’re fine too.”

“Yours is nicer, trust me.” Melissa said.

“Are you sure you don’t just want my boobs?” Janet grinned.

“Oh, no!” Melissa bit her lip, “I wasn’t even thinking about boobs yet. Let’s save those for last.”

“Alright, fine.” Janet said, dismembering her torso and popping off her breasts. Melissa then attached the combined arms onto it.

“Okay, so your hips? They’re slimmer.” Janet poked Melissa in the side.

“That works. I’m taking off my private bits though.” Melissa said. “Your legs?”

“Hm… let’s alternate. Your thighs, my calves?” Janet grinned.

“Okay, but whose knees?” Melissa asked, working as they went.

“Mine crack a lot, let’s take yours.”

“Alright, feet?”

“My toes, your feet. Opposite of the hands.” Janet said.

“Sounds good.” Melissa nodded.

“There!” Janet announced, as they popped the last bits into place. They now had a combination of their bodies, though it was sexless.

“Looks good, if I have to say so myself.” Melissa grinned, from the pile of leftover disembodied parts she was left as. Janet wasn’t in any better condition.  “Good thing our skin tones aren’t too dissimilar.”

“So, copy the parts?” Janet said. Melissa nodded, and they got to work.

Soon enough, they stood in two identical patchwork bodies, though with different, faceless heads. Janet made a copy of their combined face, and placed hers on her head, offering the other to Melissa.

“Hmm… actually, give me your other eye. I want to have the opposite eyes.” Melissa said.

“Ooh, good idea.” Janet grinned, peeling off the remaining eye off her other face. Melissa peeled off the eyes off the copied combined face and stuck the new ones on, and put it on.

“Looking good, twin.” Janet grinned, giving Melissa a thumbs up. Melissa returned the sentiment.

“Heck yeah! Wait, what about hair and ears?”

“Oh, right, almost forgot.” Janet said, reaching up to her ears. “Um… yours are cuter, let me make a copy real quick.”

“And hair?” Melissa asked, peeling off her ears.

“Um… yours too.” Janet said, “I want to try that long straight hair for awhile.”

“Okay…. There.”

The newly twinned twins placed their remaining bits on.

“And I guess you want us to use our own genitals, then?” Janet asked.

“Who said that?” Melissa asked, “Well. I want my own vagina, but, your boobs are great.”

Janet was rather taken aback by this. “Yeah, I guess you’d know, after all that private time with them.” Janet grinned.

Melissa blushed and looked away again. “Just take the compliment damnit!”

“Sure, sure. I’ll make copies of my boobs.”

“I’ll take my own nipples and vagina though.” Melissa said in a low voice, practically a whisper.

“Yeah, I’ll be using mine too. As much as I’d like to try yours out…” Janet winked.

Melissa bit her lip. “Um…”

“Relax, I’m kidding. I can’t say it wouldn’t be interesting to try… but if you’re not comfortable with it you don’t have to.”

“But you’ll just lend me your boobs?”

“Hell you can take whatever you want from me, whenever you want, I don’t care.” Janet laughed, “It’s interesting. And playing with the stickers is its’ own reward. Here.” Janet handed Melissa the copy sheet with her boobs in it. “I wouldn’t take anything that private away from you though, without asking your permission.”

“But you’ll just steal my face.”

“Your face is hardly private.” Janet giggled, popping her boobs back on. “C’mon, get your private bits on, and let’s go shopping for some twin clothes.”

“Yeah, that sounds great!” Melissa laughed, finally, “But… what about all these extra bits?" Melissa pointed to the pile of leftovers of her body. Janet looked hers over too, including the extra copy of Melissa’s face.

“Yeah they’re kinda distracting. We could vanish them all?” Janet suggested.

“That seems like a waste. There’s enough to build an entire other body here.” Melissa noted.

“Yeah, from all the parts we didn’t want from ourselves.” Janet pouted, staring pointedly at her detached nose.

“Good point.” Melissa said, “Let’s just vanish them then.”

“Sure.” Janet said, as she started haphazardly sticking parts into other parts. “But we need an… anchor, I guess? Something’s gotta be leftover…”

Melissa followed Janet’s gaze to her pile of parts, atop which lay her featureless breasts.

“Oh, no.” Melissa groaned.

“C’mon, you did it to me.” Janet grinned.

“Only because you asked me to!”

“And I’m asking you again. Sorta.” Janet laughed. “Can we store our spare body parts in your boobs?”

“There’s a question I’d never thought I’d get asked...”

“C’mon, I only ask because I know you’ll take care not to lose them like that.”

“Fine, fine.” Melissa gave up, as she started vanishing her own excess parts as well. They finally placed them all in between her boobs, just like Melissa had done to Janet’s body the night before.

“I’m keeping this in my room though!” Melissa said, grabbing the boob pillow away from Janet before she could get any ideas.

“Okay, but then we go shopping!” Janet called after her as she left.

“Definitely!”