“Rachel! Help!”

“Oh for…” Rachel sighed and got up, walking straight to the study. “You never learn your lesson, do you? What did you do this time?” She peered into the study.

“I uh… was trying another one of those transformations.” Leah said, sheepishly, sitting cross-legged in the center of the study, tome in her lap. Rachel looked her up and down. Nothing seemed to be wrong.

“Which was it?”

“Disembodiment?”

“Okay… what does it do?”

“Well, basically it lets me split up.”

“…huh?”

“Like, split my body.”

“Like a clone spell?”

“No, no, like… here.” Leah planted both her hands onto the ground and pushed. Rachel’s stared wide-eyed as Leah’s upper body lifted clean away from her lower half. Leah swung her torso behind her legs, so that it rested on the floor behind them. “See? Split.”

“…Right, like the fake sawing-in-half tricks.”

“Yeah! I thought if I could do them this easily, I could maybe make some money throwing fake magic shows.”

“Not a bad idea, actually. So why do you need my help?”

“Well, I was reading the rest of the spell, like you told me to.”

“…after you had already cast the spell.”

“…yes, but that’s besides the point.”

“That is exactly the point.” Rachel frowned. “What’s the problem?”

“I can detach, but I can’t reattach.” She hopped back onto her lower legs, then slid right off.

“…weird. Is it just your legs?”

“No, according to the spell I can detach at any point between two parts of my body.” Leah said, “I’m just afraid to take anything else off because I won’t be able to put it back on.”

Rachel walked over to Leah, scratching her head. “Well this doesn’t seem too bad, we can just get some duct tape or something until the spell wears off… which is how long…?”

“Just a few hours, this time. So it’s not too bad. It’s kinda nice actually, it really takes the weight off of your body.” Leah stood her legs up, shakily. “Boy, it’s hard to balance like this.” She took a couple of shaky steps, which gradually got better. Soon, her disembodied legs were walking around the study like normal. Rachel and Leah watched on in fascination.

“Hey, lift me up onto the desk?” Leah asked Rachel, tugging on her pants leg.

“Oh, sure.” Rachel leaned over and grabbed Leah by her armpits. Only to have both of Leah’s arms fall off as she lifted.

“Huh?” They both said simultaneously. Leah’s arms flailed about on the floor.

“I… I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to pull off your arms.” Rachel stammered.

“No, I know you didn’t.” Leah said. Her arms crawled slowly back towards her torso. “But still, I feel like revenge is in order.”

“Huh?” Rachel asked quizzically, before getting her answer as she felt a spell hit her. “Oh, you so did not…”

“I so did.” Leah grinned, as her disembodied arm pulled sharply at Rachel’s foot.

Unfortunately, without any leverage, Leah’s arm just clutched onto Rachel’s ankle, doing nothing.

“Hah, nice try.” Rachel laughed, and made an attempt to kick off Leah’s grip. The extra force managed to rip Rachel’s leg right off at the hip. “Wha-“

“Hah! Leah giggled, and then flinched as Rachel’s disembodied leg knocked her in the head.  She felt a toppling sensation. “Uh oh.” she muttered, as her head rolled off of her shoulders onto the floor. “Ow.”

Meanwhile, Rachel was trying desperately to regain her balance on a single leg, a challenge that proved difficult while trying to not flail off any further body parts. Soon, she stood firmly on one leg, hardly wobbling at all. “Whew.”

“Heads up!”

“What? OH!” Rachel turned just in time to witness Leah’s grinning head flying straight at her own. Their foreheads collided, knocking Rachel’s head clean off, as well as causing her body to fall down flat.

Rachel and Leah’s heads, fortunately, had a soft landing zone, as they both bounced off of Rachel’s stomach and rolled onto the floor.

“Leah!” Rachel screamed, “Now look! We’re both in pieces!” She felt around and grabbed her head off the ground by her hair, holding it up to survey the damage. The impact of falling onto the ground had knocked off Rachel’s arms and remaining leg, which all lay around her disembodied torso. And her breasts looked a little off too. With her other arm, she reached up her shirt to discover the impact had also managed to dislodge them, and they were now sitting in her bra, unattached to her chest. Feeling around awkwardly, she accidentally pushed one out of the cup, and watched in horror as it rolled out the neck of her shirt, landing next to Leah’s head.

“You knocked off my boobs too!” Rachel exclaimed. Leah stared at Rachel’s disembodied breast, with nipple facing her. It was so close to her face she could practically…

“Hey, stop that!” Rachel shuddered, as Leah reached out with her tongue.

“Uh oh.” Leah said. “I uh… I licked off your nipple.”

“What?!” Rachel screamed, lowering her head next to Leah’s to inspect the damage. Sure enough, resting on Leah’s tongue, was Rachel’s areola. Leah waggled her tongue, and it fell off onto the floor. “Goddamnit, Leah!”

“Oh come on. It’s not that bad, it’ll only last an hour or two.”

“…I guess, but still. Stop tearing me to pieces! Wait, what are you-“ Leah’s arm had made its’ way across the study and was now pawing at Rachel’s face. “Get off! You might pull off more… goddamnit.”

“Hehe, got yer nose!” Leah laughed, dangling Rachel’s nose in front of her.

“Give it back!” Rachel lashed out with her nearby arm, grabbing Leah’s hand, which easily fell off her wrist. “Hah.”

“No fair!” Leah pouted, wriggling with her hand as much as possible, but Rachel held it tight in her fist. Leah grinned, and found purchase against Rachel’s hand. “Let’s see you hold on like that without fingers!”

Rachel quickly realized what Leah was getting at, but it was too late. Leah had already popped off Rachel’s thumb, quickly followed by her index. As they fell to the ground, so did Leah’s own hand, still clutching Rachel’s nose. As Rachel tried to pick up her disembodied fingers with what remained of her hand, Leah’s hand crawled back to her head, clutching Rachel’s nose as her prize. “Victory!” Leah exclaimed.

“Give me back my nose! I must look ridiculous.” Rachel said, angrily.

“Actually, you don’t look half bad. It’s kinda cute, in an odd way.”

“How could it possibly look cute?”

“Like this!” Leah reached up with her hand and popped off her own nose. “Ta-da!”

Rachel stared, open jawed at Leah. She looked absurd with a flat surface of skin where her nose should be. But she was right, it did… actually look kinda cute. She laughed. “I guess you’re right.”

“So… now what?” Rachel asked.

“Hang on, I’ve been working on something with my other arm.” Leah’s face was wrenched in concentration. “Aha, got it!”

“What is it?” Rachel asked, when suddenly a shadow cast over her line of sight, as a round object fell onto the floor between their heads. It was a breast. “Is that… your boob?”

“Yeah, hang on. Other one’s incoming.” Another breast was launched in, and it bounced off the first one as they both rolled to a stop.

“…your accuracy like that is remarkable.” Rachel muttered. “Wait, what are you-“ she felt a hand probing at her chest. Sure enough, Rachel’s other breast was thrown into the mix. “…why?”

“For playtime, duh.”

“You can’t be serious. This is turning you on?”

“We have nothing better to do. Hang on, bringing over the last two pieces.”

“…what? We’re out of brea- YIKES! LEAH!” Rachel screamed. “Get your hand out of my panties! Wait, did you peel off my…”

“Ta-da!” Leah exclaimed, as her arm dragged itself before Rachel and produced two strips of flesh. On closer examination, Rachel recognized one as her pussy. And the other was obviously Leah’s.

“You peeled off my pussy?”

“Mhm! Both of ours!” She dangled a pussy in front of Rachel’s reddening face. “C’mon… don’t you want to try it? It would be like the best oral ever.”

“What would…?” Rachel said, trying to feign ignorance. She recognized the pussy before her as her own.

“Literally eating yourself out.” Leah said, poking Rachel’s own pussy at her mouth.

“…no…” Rachel said, clamping her mouth shut.

“I know you want it, Rachellll…” Leah’s leering voice spurred her on. “Would it help if I warmed it up for you?”

“What do you… no, don’t!” She watched in horror as Leah’s hand dropped her pussy onto Leah’s waiting tongue. As Leah drew it into her mouth, Rachel blushed even more, a fact that was especially noticeable without her nose, as her entire face turned a deep crimson. She moaned.

“See…? Ish good, right?” Leah grinned. Rachel had to do something. She managed to concentrate enough to locate her arm, and shoved her head through the pile of boobs right up to Leah.

Leah just smiled, and said “Hiya.” She was still working away at Rachel’s pussy. Rachel didn’t say anything, but stretched out and locked into a deep kiss with Leah, in a desperate attempt to share the pussy in her mouth.

Once Rachel thought she had gotten a firm grasp of the situation, she broke contact, in an attempt to pull back what she thought was her vagina. However, she found herself still kissing Leah, whose mouth she now held firmly in her lips.

Leah’s head, now devoid her nose and mouth, winked at her, as she felt a tongue dart in and out of her mouth from within.

“Oh, fk, sorry, I wash jus tryin to get my …” Rachel tried to speak, but it was fairly garbled by all the stuff in her mouth.

“Ish okay.” Rachel heard from inside her own mouth. Rachel spat out the contents of her mouth onto the floor, and her own pussy and Leah’s mouth dropped. “That was fun though.”

“So we can peel off parts too…” Rachel muttered.

“Yeah! Looks like it.” Leah giggled. “Hm…” She waggled her tongue out of her disembodied mouth, and found she could almost lick behind it.

“That’s just weird.” Rachel said.

“I bet my face looks weird though, without anything on it but my eyes.”

“A little bit.” Rachel laughed. “I wish you could see it, but I don’t think getting a mirror would be easy like this…”

“I’ve got an idea.” Leah worked her hand back up to her face, and reached up to her left eye.

“You’re not going to… yep.” Leah’s hand pulled back, and her left eye was gone from her face.

“Oh, fuck, I can’t really see like this. This is like… beyond cross-eyed!” Leah exclaimed. The remaining eye in her face shut tight. “There.” Leah pointed her hand at her face, so that she could take a look at it. “Oh, wow, I do look silly.” She tried opening her eyes again. “Hm… the double vision isn’t too bad once you get used to it. And it could come in real handy too.”

“Like how?”

“Like I could leave one eye on my face and put another on the back of my head somewhere!” Leah turned her hand so her eye faced Rachel. Rachel had expected Leah’s eyeball to had popped out, but instead it was more like a flat sticker. Just like her mouth.

“What about way on the sides of your head, like a fish?” Rachel suggested, laughing.

“Not a bad idea! I wish we could reattach parts…”

“I was joking…” Rachel said.

“Wait, what about a glue spell?” Leah exclaimed.  “…better test it before I take off my other eye.”

“Oh, sure, now you take precautions.” Rachel said, rolling her eyes.

Casting a simple glue spell, Leah slapped her mouth onto her forehead, and it stuck easily. Her forehead grinned at Rachel, as she stared in disbelief. “Whaddya think?”

“You’re joking. Are you just trying to make yourself look as dumb as possible?”

“Maybe!” Leah giggled. Rachel could only stare at Leah’s mouth as it moved on her forehead when she talked. “Here, how about I put us back together first.”

“Yeah, that’d be for the best.”

It took about half an hour for Leah and Rachel to drag their dismembered body parts into a pile, and another fifteen minutes for them to sort out whose was whose, before Leah started gluing Rachel’s parts back together.

“There, all done!” Leah announced, as she put Rachel’s head back onto her shoulders.

“Thanks.” Rachel sighed, attempting to stand up with her feet. She promptly fell over. “What the hell… Leah! What did you do!?”

Leah had devolved into hysterical laughter. Rachel looked herself up and down, and realized that her legs and arms had been switched. “Oh, very funny.” She attempted to stand up, using her arms instead this time, and shakily got up.

“Wouldn’t it be easier to stand on your legs?” Leah asked, working on her own body.

“Yeah, but they’re attached to my shoulders!” Rachel shouted back, waving her legs in the air.

“…so? You can still stand on them, they’re longer than your body.”

“…Hm.” Rachel gently lowered herself on her arms until her feet touched the ground again, and shifted her weight into her legs. “Oh. This kinda works, actually. Except I’m only at about half my height.” She took a few tentative steps. “And I have to keep my arms up or they drag on the floor.”

“Don’t worry, you look adorable.”

“Is this same kind of weird-adorable from when we didn’t have noses?”

“Yep.” Leah said, finishing reassembling her body. Rachel looked her up and down and realized that Leah was more or less completely normal. Other than having half her face still missing, and her mouth on her forehead.

“Hey, why do you get to be normal?!” Rachel shouted indignantly.

“I won’t be normal for long, I just needed a starting point.” Leah giggled, “It’s much easier to work like this than in pieces.”

“Okay, then why can’t I be normal?”

“Normal’s boring.” Leah said flatly. “Now you’re interesting!”

“…I guess that’s one way to put it.” Rachel muttered, looking down at her strange configuration.

“Please, I could’ve done worse and you know it.” Leah joked, “But I wanted to do myself first. Now, where should my eyes go?”

“I suppose ‘where they normally go’ is out of the question.”

“Obviously.” Leah rolled her eyes, quite a sight when only one was on her face and the other was being held in her hand.

“…then, how about on your tits?” Rachel suggested, “You can replace your nipples with them!”

“I like it!” Leah laughed, peeling off her nipples and swapping them out for her eyes. “Oh, god, my vision is so… bouncy!” She jumped up and down a little to make her breasts jiggle, swaying her vision. “This is awesome! But where do I put my nipples?”

“…um… where your eyes were?”

“Nah, swaps are boring, let’s mix me up more than that. Here, I’ll just put them aside for now.” Leah laid them next to her nose on the desk. “Now, arms and legs.”

“I’d say swap them, but you already did that to me.”

“Yeah. Oh, wait, what if they were upside down?”

“What do you mean?” Rachel asked quizzically. Leah had already gotten to work removing her legs from her hips.

“Like this.” Leah popped off her left arm in her right at the shoulder, and attached it facing up her body on her right hip, and did the opposite with her other arm. Then, she reattached her legs facing up her body on the opposite shoulders. The end result was that her head was now in between her legs, and she was standing upside down.

Her breasts hung ‘up’ her body, though they were lower, with her eyes still on them. “Ugh, upside-down vision. Hang on.” She flipped her eyes around. “There we go!” Above her breasts was her belly button, and right above that her pussy featured prominently between her arms. “Ta-da!” Leah waved her hands about in a flourish.

“So you’re upside-down…?” Rachel was still trying to understand the situation.

“Yep. Sort of, my arms and legs are technically not, but the rest of me is.” Leah giggled, “Having my boobs hang ‘up’ my body is really weird.”

“That’s not the only thing that’s really weird…” Rachel trailed off.

“No, seriously, it’s kind of annoying. And I can’t exactly use bras like this… Oh, I know!” Leah said, approaching Rachel menacingly.

“…w- what?” Rachel stammered, as Leah loomed over her, easily being twice her height.

“I need to borrow your hands.”

“My hands? What?” Rachel tried to hide her arms behind her back, but Leah easily reached behind her and plucked her hands off her wrists. “Hey! I need those!”

“Yeah, well I need something to support my boobs.” Leah laughed, as she cast the glue spell and stuck Rachel’s hands directly underneath her boobs, palms up. “Be a dear and hold those up for me.”

“I uh…” Rachel stammered. “I guess you leave me no choice, huh? At least I get to play with your boobs all the time now.” Rachel noted, slyly. She squeezed.

“Hey, watch it! You might poke my eye out!” Leah shouted as a finger brushed past her eye.

“Oh, shit, sorry!” Rachel instantly relaxed her grip. “If you’re going to keep my hands there, you should probably move your eyes…”

“Yeah, this is kinda dangerous. I don’t want you poking my eye out while you fondle me.”

“Hey, this was your idea.”

“Yeah, yeah.” Leah peeled her eyes off her breasts. “…but now where do they go?”

“Next to your belly button?”

“Eh, it’s kind of annoying not being able to move my vision freely… I miss my head.”

“Yeah, but you don’t want your eyes on your head.” Rachel pointed out.

“Exactly! I need a solution.” Leah sighed.

“…what if your eyes weren’t on your body?”

“…huh?”

“Put your eyes underneath mine, and I’ll make sure to keep your body in our field of vision.” Rachel suggested. “As long as we’re trading body parts and all.” Rachel squeezed Leah’s breasts.

“I like it!” Leah grinned, excitedly. “Hold still.” She carefully pasted her eyes on directly underneath Rachel’s.

“I’ve never worn glasses before, so I’ve never been called four-eyes… but I guess now someone can!” Rachel joked.

“Well, two of the eyes are mine.” Leah said.

“How the hell would anyone else know that?”

“Well, your eyes are blueish, and mine are brown…”

“Whatever. Keep up the back talk and I’ll walk away from your body.”

“Yeah, that’s not going to work. I need you to stick by me now.” Leah thought out loud. “So I think I need to give you an incentive.”

“…I don’t like where this is going.”

“Well, my face is kinda bland.” Leah said, as she walked her body over to Rachel slowly.

“…yeah…”

“And what better to spice up an empty face than with…” Leah suddenly lunged at Rachel. The two wrestled for a bit before Rachel let out a cry for help and Leah broke away. “A cunt!” Leah giggled, holding up her prize.

“No!” Rachel protested, but Leah was already sticking it onto her face. She could only stare at her pussy as it featured prominently on Leah’s head. “Why not just use yours?”

“I needed insurance. This way, since you’ll want to keep an eye on your pussy, you’ll have to stick near me.” Leah laughed. Rachel sighed.

“Yeah, but… why’d it have to be there? It’s so… obvious. It’s practically framed!”

“That’s the point! Tell me you don’t want to fuck that pussy. It’s just so tantalizing.”

“It’s MY pussy!” Rachel retorted.

“That doesn’t mean you can’t want to fuck it.” Leah said, dangling her head in front of Rachel’s so that it was within reach.

“Maybe later.” Rachel whispered. Leah grinned.

“Mm, I guess if I get you horny enough it’ll work…” Leah said aloud. “Mind if I take your boobs?”

“What? Why?!”

“So I can make my body the ultimate sex magnet. I already have two vaginas, why not four breasts?”

“I… uh… well… where would you put them?”

“Well, they need to be somewhere you can play with them… ah, but your hands are stuck below my breasts. How about just somewhere I can play with them?”

“…sounds good.” Rachel admitted, blushing.

“I could put my hands underneath your boobs… but we already did that. Oh, I got it.” Leah said, reaching over for Rachel. “Do you mind?”

Rachel thrust her chest out, “Just take them.” She sighed. Leah smiled, and popped off Rachel’s boobs. With a bit of work, she managed to attach them both to the palms of her hands.

“…what the hell?” Rachel asked. Leah squeezed her fingers together around her breasts, and Rachel squeaked. “But now you can’t use your hands…?”

“They work for the important stuff.” Leah winked.

“I want access to your cunt, too.” Rachel demanded suddenly. All this rearranging for the express purpose of sex was starting to get to her.

“With what?”

“My mouth, probably. I can’t really reach it like this.” Rachel glanced down at her body.

“Hm… oh, how about this?” She peeled off Rachel’s nipples. “Give me your mouth.”

“Alright.” Rachel puckered up and let Leah peel it off her face. Leah placed it on one of Rachel’s breasts. She then proceeded to peel off her own vagina from between her arms, and stuck it to the other breast. “Good enough?” Leah asked, bringing Rachel’s mouth and her pussy together.

“Not really, I can’t control where they are… you’re moving everything.”

“Fine, fine. We’ll use your arms, but my hands.” Leah popped off her left hand and what remained of Rachel’s left arm, and swapped the arm out. She then repeated it on the right. “There, you move the hands now. But I still get to play with your boobs.”

Experimentally, Rachel moved her arms together, bringing her breasts, and the parts on them, together, as she fondly licked Leah’s pussy.

Leah moaned. “Oh, yeah, that’s better.”

“Wait, nipples. We have no nipples now.”

“Right… how about just putting them all on my boobs?” Leah haphazardly stuck the nipples to her breasts in random locations, much to Rachel’s hands’ delight.

“I like it. Two boobs, four nipples. More to play with!” Rachel laughed, squeezing Leah. “But what about my pussy? I’d like to get off too.”

“Ugh, this is so complicated.” Leah sighed, “Yeah, I can’t reach it with my mouth.” She stuck her tongue out of her mouth in a vain attempt to lick the pussy above it.

“Move your mouth?”

“I guess, but where?”

“Put it on my face. I’ll lean in so you can eat me out.”

“Done.” Leah said, sticking her mouth where Rachel’s should’ve been. Rachel leaned her head forward to meet Leah’s, and was rewarded by a playful lick from Leah.

“It kinda just looks like we’re making out, if no one could see the faces.” Rachel laughed.

“Yeah…” Leah mumbled, her mouth obviously busy.

“Okay, okay, let’s just move to the bedroom then… I think that’s everything, right?” Rachel moaned.

“Yeah, just about. Oh wait, my nose!” Leah exclaimed.

“…who cares?”

“I do! It’ll get cold and lonely.” Leah picked it up off the table. “Uh… where do I put it?”

“Oh, come on… it doesn’t matter, does it?”

“You’re right, I guess not.” Leah pressed it to Rachel’s forehead.

“Hey!”

“Who cares, right?” Leah laughed. “Now let’s retire to the bedroom. I have a feeling we’re going to spend a long time in there.”

“…yeah.” Rachel was pressed to agree.