Disclaimer:&nbsp; I did not write this story.&nbsp; All copyrights are retained by the author.&nbsp; I believe this to be in the public domain, but if anyone knows otherwise, please let me know.<br /><br /><b>Note:</b>&nbsp; Please keep in mind this story was published in in 1985 and, presumably, written earler.&nbsp; What I mean to say is, if there are any Polish or Bulgarian readers, then --<br /><br /><i><b>"He wo takes offense when no offense is intended is a fool, and he who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool."</b></i><br /><div align="center"><b><span>&#8213;<span>&nbsp;</span></span><span>Brigham Young</span></b></div>