This episode of Fanni Hall by Robert Bishop follows the episode titled, "Further Complications". It and the previous episodes are all posted in the Journal and Gallery of fellow Deviant, DFx802b.
The story and artwork begins with Bish115.jpg and goes through Bish167.jpg that are in DFx802b's Bishop Gallery. Those panels of Fanni Hall were published, a few at a time, beginning in 1971 in H.O.M. magazines, mainly "Knotty". They were later collected and published together as "The Complete Fanni Hall" in 1978. Then followed "Fanni Hall and the Ransom Note", "The Plot Thickens", and "Further Complications".
DFx802b has all of the illustrations/artwork for all of the Fanni Hall episodes but did not have the text of the last episodes "A Perilous Plot" and "The Return of Fanni Hall" (he does have the panels of the chapter of the story titled, "Worser and Worser" which is between these two). By the efforts of fellow Deviant EKrayon, I am able to post both of these episodes. Here follows the Cover, Inside Cover, and Introduction of "A Perilous Plot".
INTRODUCTION
Oh, by the by, for those of you who haven’t brought up Fanni’s numerous, odd and sundry failing in the first three installment (Swines! Pigs! Creeps!), I have elected to provide a synopsized scenario of the fun-unt-games that have gone before. Or something like that…
That’s one of the things I really like about the English language: you can mangle it till it screams and it still keeps coming back for more. And in this day and age of increasing language incompetence, there are probably some of you who actually imagine I can write!
Anyway, before I cut my throat all the way to the spine, ill get to the juicy bits. Our story to date:
In Fanni 1, we are introduced to a young, and thoroughly feculent little gem named Alissa. With her daddy’s money running out her ears and the tender moral sensibilities of a Moray eel to guide her through the travails of the world, she would appear to be the perfect 20th Century Fox. Unfortunately for her, she runs smack into a pair for whom the mere terms venality and treachery are perilously close to out-and-out compliment. The dreaded (but mostly useless) Easa Ferret and his bovine (dinosaurian is kinda more like it) Partner-In-Crime, A. Gorila (spelling incorrect on purpose). Between the pair of these boobs, you’re pretty sure it ain’t gonna be a straight drama by any stretch of the imagination.
The brains possessed between the two villains is wholly sufficient to tell the difference between up and down; abstractions like asking the time of day are met with a lot of nose picking and shuffling feet. Perfect employees for the Madame (surprise, surprise), who has plans to add the squirming and stoppered Alissa to her bulging slave coffers.
Enter our heroine, employed by young slave Alissa’s daddy to fetch ‘er back safe and sound. But all is not as it appears, panting audience, and the plot thickens and blunders along (I’ve never been hampered by having a clear, concise idea of what the hell I was doing or where the story was going) to its thrilling conclusion (To be continued…), wherein our Fanni is clomped over the head with a stool held… gasp… in the hands of none other than Alissa, the lousy little rat traitor; she’d discovered the unparalleled joys of slavery and whips and things.
In Fanni 2, the plot gets a whole helluva lot more turgid, to be euphemistic about it. Firmly in Madame’s clutches (“Gee, what a neat toy…”), she is subjected to the usual Bishop cliché of gags and ropes and straps and roto-rooters and chain saws and the odd Manatee here and there until Madame, a cunningly ruthless, but not altogether too bright when it comes to her clientele, businesswoman, runs afoul of the infamous “old man”, who doesn’t like the political leanings of those wretched clods Madame’s lined up to buy the shooters he’s provided her with. Christ, was that a sentence or a paragraph?
And so off SHE goes in the old man’s clutches with the toy she brought along to while away the long hours between haggles with the potential shooter buyers, Fanni. End of Part Two.
In part three, our sly wench heroine escapes from the baddies, dragging Madame, and a not too overjoyed employee along with her, pausing only long enough to set a warm toasty little bonfire in one of the old man’s ammunition dumps to light her way. Produces a predictable amount of yelling and screaming in the enemy camp and swarms of helicopters like locusts out after her. No sense of humor in the old boy. None.
In the nonce, Fanni and Friends (not really) had whizzed off into the boondocks and the house/entertainment center of one of the more obscure minions in the Bad Guy hierarchy. Paula’s the name and slave-mongering’s the game. Twas that periodically into this house would come a woman very much in the old man’s confidence, and to this woman, Fanni very badly wanted to talk.
A certain amount of weaselly subterfuge got the three of them into the house and, while Paula dallied with Madame, Fanni set about making the walls crumble from within. Paula’s fatal chink-in-the-old-armor was her slave (for now) by the name of Kit. When the inevitable amount of smoke and the odd flame here and there had cleared, Kit was introduced to the joys of the business end of a branding iron while Paula was coaxed to watch. And Fanni had her appointment with the one to whom she wanted to speak.
The lady in question, Dawnelle, was a good bit harder top persuade than Paula, not surprisingly, and Bishop gets to wallow a bit in his gun fetish with a lot of bang-bangs and aargs and shrieks and screams. The up-shot (heh heh) of all this is that, once again, Fanni is on the run leaving both Madame and the employee behind with Paula.
With her now she has the recalcitrant, but tightly restrained Dawnelle AND a new addition to what has by now become a largely incomprehensible mess: a comely (if Bishop could ever learn how to draw Asians) Oriental lady names Suni who has not only a business involvement but a burgeoning love relationship with the MI-6 agent we met in Part 2. And you thought the soap operas had complexity piled on complexity. Shit.
After a small clash of wills with a grenade-spewing helicopter, they all end up happily ensconced in a loggy cabin back in the piney woods and Fanni is off on her motorcycle to phone up the troops, leaving Suni and the slowly smoldering Dawnelle to play house until she gets back.
Unfortunately for Suni, her knot work ain’t all it could be and Dawnelle slithers free and, biding her time, waits till a propitious moment to apply a little breath-control with a bit of line. Suitably roped and gagged, Suni gets dangled from the roof beams and Dawnelle settles herself down to await Fanni’s return. Nothing like a little convolution to muddy things up. And on this cheery note, we end Part Three. Bet ya can’t wait for Part Four


