by Donatien

Illustration by Bishop

Originally Published in Bondage World No. 3

Transcribed and Scanned by guardian46w

Story Codes: M/f, bdsm, reluct, cuffs, leather, hammerlock, collar, gag, spreader, naked, shave, X

Pubic hair must go!

Why we have tolerated this barbaric style for so long is beyond poor Donatien's understanding.  From an esthetic, hygenic, and above all, sexual standpoint, Bald is Beautiful, and the Barer the Better.

Naturally, it falls to your Messier, to initiate the action.  A tour of classic statuary or a study of Japanese porn, might get her in the right frame of mind, assuming that a visit to a Saudia Arabian brothel is not practical.  Or, appeal to her abundant supply of vanity and tell her that she will be able to wear the most outre of bikinis and exercise attire in perfect confidence.  As a clincher (especially if she is over 30) tell her how much younger it will make her seem in your eyes.

Having set the stage, the deforestation must be done with as much pomp and ritual at your command.   Decide upon the method.  The choices are limited.  Either an electric razor or a safety razor.

Depilatory creams are not practical at this stage.  Biting it off, in case that occurred to you, takes too long.  Avoid electrolysis unless she specifically requests it and specifically agrees to pay for it.  By all means stay away from Agent Orange.  The razor should be the same type she uses on her legs, small, light, and efficient.