by John Quill Terryl aka J.Q.T.
Illustrations by Tarsis
Originally Published in Bondage Life No. 26 November 1986
transcribed by guardian46wStory Codes: M/f, F/f, cons, reluct, bdsm, toys, disp, video, X
In the ultimate (?) episode of this witty bondage narrative, Robyn runs a race, takes a bath, and learns that
Von Dreck's Gordian knots are more to her liking than she'd ever been willing to admit.

XXI. The Story of E
So much for bondage.” Thought Robyn. No one could say she had given it less than her all. Her present predicament proved that. But she hadn’t seen Gaylord in months. Von Dreck had flown her true colors, and, to her most recent acquaintance, her status was somewhere below that of Mrs. Gordian’s horse.
The creak of an old barn door interrupted Robyn’s meditations. This time Billie was not alone. Her companion either was bound both at her wrists and elbows or was holding her out-of-view arms in a strangely unnatural position. “It’s good seeing you again,” said the woman, as if greeting a friend on the street.
“I’m Ethyl Gordian, but you know me as Mrs. Smith. I never visited the studio without something over my face.”
“Do you want me to gag her?” asked Billie.
“I was hoping you’d call me Ethyl.”
“Doris was right. You do have a good sense of humor.”
“I know,” said Ethyl. “That’s what makes bondage so great.”
“Is she telling the truth?” asked Ethyl, staring sternly at Billie.
“I don’t want to hear any ‘buts.’ Untie her this instant.” Billie freed Robyn’s hands, then watched Robyn try to free her neck from the cord running through the small ring cemented into the ground. “Her neck too,” Ethyl further admonished.
“Was it really that bad?” asked Ethyl.
“What makes you think I haven’t? Besides, you seemed happy enough. I was watching you for almost five minutes.”
“Of course not,” said Ethyl. “Just a few holes in the wall.”
“I know how you feel,” said Ethyl, “but don’t take it out on me. I’m usually the one being watched. Of course, I can’t compare to you. In that particular position, you really are quite spectacular.”
“Believe me, I’d like to,” said Ethyl, “but Doris left explicit instructions.”
“It beats the other alternative.”
“An agile young woman like you could squirm back upon her knees.”
“Whenever Billie makes dinner.” Without further prompting, Billie headed out of the stall. “A marvelous girl,” added Ethyl. “I only wish my stepdaughter was more like her.”
“WE both were. Maybe that’s why it worked out so well.”
“Not until after we were married.”
“He was a good enough lover. That’s why I married him in the first place. Bondage was all new to me, but I wanted to be a good wife.”
“Not in the way you mean, but something important was missing. Most of the time, I might just as well have been some woman that he had picked up in a bar. To this day, I can’t understand why he didn’t want the divorce.”
“Something I still can’t explain. I didn’t miss Roger, but I missed the silly-assed bondage. I thought about it a lot. After a while, I even started seeing therapists.”
“Did therapy help?”
“Who introduced you to Doris?”
“As a what?”
“No, I don’t know. What in the hell is a bound girl?”
“I don’t run the studio. I’m just minding the store for Gaylord.”
“Your friend Doris exaggerates, but I saved it a fortune in modeling fees.”
“Friends don’t tie you cruelly to a post and run off to sip lemonade. My knees and shoulders still ache.”
“And, so did the Spanish Inquisition. Now what exactly is a bound girl?”
“Is that all?”
“Was Doris respectable?”
Robyn picked up a handful of hay and threw it angrily at Ethyl. “I’m sick of talking about Doris. What possible reason could she have for pure, unadulterated cruelty?”
“I don’t seem to have a choice.”
Pushing down with her arms to help raise herself up on her knees and then twisting her body at the waist, Robyn managed to reach the lock. “Thanks,” she said gratefully, finally free of the stocks but too weary to roll off her back. “Now tell me about her reasons.”
“Then it better be good,” said Robyn.
“Who made Doris the judge and jury?”
“Why didn’t she speak up then?”
“Did Doris say that?”
“If I give it another day, will you answer another question?”
“There was for me, but Doris gets most of the credit.”
“No miracle. Bondage is like anything else. You have to keep working at it all the time, John had his pick of younger and prettier women. She taught me how to keep him interested.”
“There’s no romance in that. When I want him to tie me up, I drop a little hint, like hiding his favorite slippers or starting a silly argument. When there isn’t a lot of time, I just dress like an Irving Klaw mode.”
“It always has so far,” said Ethyl. “I may not be a Shirly Maitland, or even a Shirley Levitt, but, then, neither were most of Klaw’s models.
“She taught me not to let John take bondage too much for granted. Once a week is enough, except on special occasions. When I need more bondage that that, I can always stop off at the studio.”
“Sometimes it works too well. Only a few weeks ago, I thought that he might enjoy an evening with a liberated lady. My demands were late Gloria Steinem, and my outfit was early Rosalind Russell. I really was quite obnoxious. John took it all in stride. He cooked dinner, set the table, and even washed the dishes. Then, all at once, he swooped. No kisses, no little caresses. I spent the whole night in a closet.”
XXII. Derby Day
“Billie’s making it now,” said Ethyl. “I never quite learning how to cook on one of those wood burning stoves.”
“Follow me, dear,” said Ethyl. “I’ve laid out everything we will need.” The items to which she referred were the usual undergarments, athletic shorts and socks, the shortest of short white shorts, and tight-fitting basketball jerseys. Robyn’s colors were red and white, except for a black number ‘7’ on the back of her jersey. Ethyl’s colors were green and white, except for an orange number ‘2’.
“If I had what you have,” said Ethyl, “one thing I’d never feel is silly.”
Billie finished cleaning the stove before Robyn finished eating her eggs. “That’s enough coffee,” said Ethyl. “We don’t want to keep Doris waiting.”
“She does good work,” said Ethyl.
Next came stiff leather collars. They were higher in front than in back and, except for the requisite buckles, had no adornments other than two metal rings, one underneath the chin and one at the nape of the neck. “Plain, but practical,” said Ethyl. “They make us hold up our heads without lots of fancy straps.”
“I’m glad you’re still here,” said Von Dreck. “I knew Billie wouldn’t let me down, but I wasn’t so sure about Ethyl.”
Von Dreck glanced at her watch. “It isn’t quite post time yet. Robyn can wait in the paddock while Billie and I check the track.”
Soon attached to the same tree as Herbert, Robyn could not suppress a grin. “Well, little girl,” she taunted, “how are you going to explain this one? Is she holding your grandmother hostage?”
“Some deal,” Robyn ridiculed. “She lets you wear those clothes, and you let her tie up.”
“For you or for her?”
“Would you care to tell me about it?”
“Because I’m your employer?”
“You’ll have to refresh my memory.”
Robyn smiled knowingly. “I think I can guess the rest. First, she gave you something to wear; then she went to work with her ropes.”
“That’s all that she asked you to do?”
“Well, don’t leave me hanging.”
“Good for you,” blurted Robyn.
“I can imagine,” said Robyn.
“How many times were there?”
“They’re coming for us now,” said Robyn. “You were at the movie club meeting. What leading lady was tied but not gagged in a movie with Robert Taylor and gagged but not tied in a movie with Gary Cooper?”
“How do you do it?” asked Robyn.
“You know what I mean. Herbert, Ethyl, Billie, to listen to them, one would think you were Mother Theresa.”
“What are you, Doris?”
“The games?”
“Even you?”
“Don’t be ridiculous, Von Dreck. I can’t beat Herbert. He’s a strong, athletic young man.”
Hobbled in high-heeled strap-ons, Herbert parted his jaws for a ball gag. Billie had to stand on her tiptoes in order to strap it in place. “I’ll run in your race,” said Robyn, “but I won’t humiliate Herbert.”
“Call me an underachiever, but I won’t run against him like that.”
“Think again,” Robyn challenged. “What can you to do to me now that you haven’t already done before?”
Robyn stood on the starting line with Ethyl and a hampered Herbert. After the first hundred yards, it became surprisingly clear that no one would ever catch Ethyl. Notwithstanding the burden of her years, she ran with effortless strides that left Robyn and Herbert far behind. Robyn’s sole concern was with Herbert. In spite of his short, choppy strides, he moved with surprising speed. Robyn followed closely behind, sure he would soon fall off the pace without his full mouth to breath through. When she tried to pass him, however, he also picked up the pace.
Robyn tried to match Herbert’s effort, but her legs refused to respond. With tears of exhaustion on her face, she watched him pass ploddingly by and sprawl at the winner’s feet.
“He was doing it for you,” said Ethyl. “If he had’t finished ahead of you, Doris was going to hang you up by your ankles.”
XXIII. In the Steps of The Master
“Almost three hours,” replied Ethyl, looking nervously out the farmhouse window.
“Just the opposite. Much as we need the rain, I wouldn’t want to ruin your big day.”
“You’ll feel better after your bath.”
“Billie’s bringing it now.”
“He went back to the city.”
“If you mean under the oak tree, only about ten minutes. Doris leaves me in that position quite a lot longer than that.”
“For what?”
“You’re not only decent, you’re amazing. How can a woman your age run as far and fast as you do with your hands tied behind your back and without even breathing hard?”
Billie finally appeared, dragging a round, wooden tub straight out of some western movie, then joined a two-woman brigade fetching buckets of heated water. Almost ten minutes went by before she and Von Dreck deemed the tub fit for its intended use. Ethyl was first to speak, “All you have to do, dear, is relax. We’ll look after everything else.”
“Back to Robyn in Wonderland,” thought Robyn, as Billie tied the ribbon on her wrists. Somewhat hampered by the loss of her arms, she stepped over the rim of the tub and into its soothing contents. The limited size of the tub forced her knees up under her chin but did not diminish the pleasure of heat seeping into muscles still aching from recent exertions.
Robyn closed her eyes, pleasurably aware of the brush soaping up her shoulders and back. “Hey, what are you doing?” she cried, her near slumber interrupted by the pressure of a thumb and forefinger gently raising her damp left breast.
“Of course, they’re real, you idiot. Did you think they were pasted on?”
“Okay, you’ve checked,” said Robyn. “Now can we proceed with the bath?”
“That’s alright, dear,” said Ethyl. “While you sit back and relax, I’m going to wash your hair. It’s loaded with dirt and hay, and only the Lord knows what else.”
Robyn vented mild annoyance, “I don’t know what Doris told you, but I’m not at all like you think... my late Uncle Filbert bought the dresses. He liked to show me off at society balls.”
“Ropage No. 3.” Deadpanned Ethyl, accentuating the first syllable of Ropage and pronouncing the ‘G’ like a ‘J’. “John gave it to me for my birthday.”
“We’re not here to discuss perfume,” said Von Dreck. “It’s time to get you outside.” Robyn did not have to be led. Her destination was a small tree about fifty yards from the house and distinguished by its thin, straight trunk. Von Dreck was well supplied with rope and began using it in a way that confirmed Robyn’s earlier suspicions. “Well, how do you like it so far?”
“The dress, not the bondage,” said Von Dreck.
“Garters,” Von Dreck interrupted, her hand over Robyn’s mouth. “Billie did a good job, but she should have shortened it more. Once I get you all tied, I’ll tuck the hem of your skirt under the circling cord. That way, anyone can see how the bows on your garter straps match the one on your pretty shoes.”
“That reminds me of a joke,” said Von Dreck. “An heiress is kidnapped by terrorists. How do you think they tortured her?”
Von Dreck pulled extra hard on the cord she was winding around and around Robyn’s cinch-covered waist. “This may feel a little tight, but if you could see how you look, you would not change a single loop.”
“Why was he mad at you?”
“A definite improvement,” said Ethyl.
“What was the caption?”
“I like that even better than the first one. Doesn’t Gaylord have any sense of humor?”
“Gaylord constructs crossword puzzles?”
Ethyl struck a thoughtful pose. “I might if I thought for a while.”
“What is a palindrome?” asked Ethyl.
“Pretty clever,” said Ethyl.
“Maybe someone who had just shelled out six dollars to see ‘9½ Weeks’.”
“Tell you what?” asked Von Dreck.
“I thought I told you,” said Von Dreck, rolling up a long strip of cloth and wadding it in Robyn’s mouth. “They made her wear a dress off the rack.”
XXIV. Love Bondage Conquers All
Bondage and abandonment followed a similar pattern. First Robyn tested the bondage. Then she remembered at whose whim she was curled up on a bed, stretched out on a board on a roof, or, as in the present instance, attached to a scrubby tree. It was a time to think. it was also a pain in the ass.
Von Dreck’s faithful executing of the classic John Willie cartoon brought fuller appreciation of the tragic master’s technique. Gaylord had told her that Willie sketched his subjects from photos, and Robyn tried to imagine the thoughts of the nameless lady whose legacy she was preserving.
It started as a cloud of dust moving from left to right along a parched country road. Robyn followed its swirling progress as it veered at the turn in the road leading to the Gordian farm. Then, as in Wordsworth’s poem, she felt her heart leap up as the long-absent Gaylord dashed out of his ancient Buick, encircled her with his arms, and found her face with his lips. “It’s all my fault,” he said softly. “If there’s any chance for forgiveness, tell me what I have to do.”
“There will be lots of time for that. First, I’ll deal with Benedict Arnold. Herbert will get you undone.”
“If you can’t get me out of these ropes, at least tell me what’s going on.”
“I appreciate what you’re are doing, but I would like to know what is happening.”
“What pictures?”
“That was very brave of you, Herbert.”
Ethyl arrived with cold drinks, Robyn, now free of her bonds, sat down beside the tree of which she had just been a part and gulped down a diet cola. “I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but I can’t share your worship of someone who goes around mistreating people, especially when one of them is me.”
“There are worse thing than not getting rescued. Oh well, why don’t you run inside and do some rescuing of your own?”
“It’s all very confusing,” said Robyn. “If I were her only victim, I could forgive and forget, but look what she’s doing to Herbert.”
“Must you defend her to the end? She’s turning him into... oh, I don’t know what to call it, but I’m sure there’s some technical term.”
“What’s so great about that? What kind of a man stays away for three months because someone has guaranteed his note?”
“Is this something else Doris told you?
“Is that also why he ran in the house to deal with Benedict Arnold?”
“in that case,” said Robyn, carefully straightening out her hose, “I’m glad Herbert did not have a knife. Would you mind picking up the ropes and tying me back to this tree?”

