You remember that auction I wound up in?

Thanks again @PufWick for that shocking twist! After the bidding, they packed up the winners “property…”

“Was that going to be ‘next day’ delivery Sir?” Shipping this spoiled diva freight would help prepare her for the life she’s entering.

But he’d heard she had certain special characteristics. He didn’t want to wait.

“No, just put it in the jet. I may as well start breaking it in.”