SQUASHED WITCH DECORATION DIY???? PART 1 (PRANK) (DIY) 
Uploaded 10/24/2017 by ErinNJessVLOG
The thumbnail of the video consists of an attractive young blonde woman covering her mouth in a cheesy expression of faux-surprise, as well as what appears to be a giant pumpkin

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    "What. Is. Up. PEEPS."

    The video opens with two women who look to be in their early twenties greeting their audience in unison.  The one on the left has the soft facial features that one would picture on a friendly young elementary school teacher.  She is dressed in a costume that one would find by searching for "sexy witch costume" on Google.  The costume proudly displays her more-than-modest cleavage with a black top piece held up only by a corset wrapped tightly around her waist.  This is accompanied by a short black skirt and large, black witch's hat atop her shoulder length black hair.  Under her are the words "Erin erin<3poodles."

    The other girl seems to be the one in the thumbnail of the video.  She is a light blonde with a slightly long face.  This girl is thinner than Erin, though Erin couldn't even really be called chubby herself.  Flashing a smile with her more defined facial features, she confidently poses for the camera in her costume.  She's dressed as a cat.  It's a costume you've seen on a hundred other white girls.  "Jess jessdabess" is displayed under her.

    The two start by talking about some recent life events that they've had to put up with before getting to the main subject of the video.

    "So," begins Erin, "Jess.  I've been told that *you* have a super secret surprise project *just* for me."

    "You have been told correctly, my friend!" Jess replies.  "This is also why I asked you to dress in that adorable little costume of yours," Jess says, winking playfully at her partner.

    Erin brings her hands up to her cheeks.  "Oh, stop it you! And why did you wear your costume?"

    "Because I like fab, duh."

    The video jump cuts to Erin laying on the floor, still in her skimpy witch costume.  Jess's voice comes in as a narration of the events about to unfold.  "Ok guys and gals, this one is a special, two for one video, though Erin doesn't know that yet!  Y'see, this is both a DIY *and* a prank video!  Erin thinks that were going to make a funny Halloween decoration of her, but what she doesn't realize is that we're making a funny Halloween decoration OF her!  Don't get it?  Just keep watching!"

    The video cuts to a shot of Jess placing a large glass pane on top of Erin.  It rests on top of Erin as she wiggles around a bit to get more comfortable.  The glass presses into her thighs, breasts, and hands as she holds it on top of herself.  Jess narrates the scene: "The first step is to convince your victim to be the model for a fun Halloween prop!  Should be pretty easy, especially if they're an attention hog like Erin here.  After this, convince them to lay down on the floor and put a glass pane on top of them.  This sounds kinda weird, but I just told Erin that I wanted that authentic 'just slammed into something' look and she went with it."  Erin presses her face against the glass like she just uncontrollably slammed into it at a high speed.  She makes a goofy face that's a mix between stunned and shocked.

    The video then cuts to a zoomed out view of the scene, with Erin still laying under the glass at the bottom of the frame.  Jess's narration continues, "Now comes the fun part.  You just apply a bit of pressure- er, a lot of pressure on top of the glass.  Remember our giant pumpkin video?" An annotation linking to another video pops up on screen.  More importantly, a pumpkin as wide as Jess is tall suddenly rolls into frame from one side of the screen.  It's size is made obvious by the fact that Jess is rolling it along its side.  Without even hesitating, Jess rolls the giant pumpkin on top of the glass that rests on Erin. 

    Apparently Erin saw the pumpkin coming at the last second, because she lets out and audible squeak of surprise right before it rolls over her.  The effect is immediate; the weight of the pumpkin crushes Erin flat under the glass as it rolls over her.  She gradually disappears into two dimensionality as the pumpkin passes over her, starting with her head and ending with her legs, which fought against it until they were also reduced to paper-thinness.  Accompanying the visual of Erin getting flattened is a satisfying *squelch* as she is crushed.

    The video then cuts to Jess leaning against the giant pumpkin, which has been placed upright on top of the glass pane.  The flattened tip of Erin's foot can be seen under the glass, but the rest of her body is obscured by the pumpkin.  Jess speaks, this time not as a voice-over but in person, "And there you have it!  I call it the Squashed Witch Prank That Also Functions as a DIY for Creating a Flat Witch Halloween Decoration!  Uh, maybe I should work on that title... Aaaanyway, I bet you're all wondering how Erin turned out!  Well, unfortunately, Halloween is still a week away, and I doubt Erin will let me do this to her a second time, so I'm just gonna leave her like this for a week until Halloween rolls around.  How's that sound, Erin?"

    The camera pans down to the little bit of Erin that can be seen. No sounds can be heard.

    "Awesome!  Don't worry girl, I'll hold the fort on the vlogs for a week until we get to use you!  Check in next week for part 2!  Don't forget to subscribe so that you don't miss it!  Also, drop a like harder than I dropped this pumpkin onto Erin.  Later PEEPS!"

    An end slate appears with various annotations.

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Squashed Witch Prank Part 2
Uploaded 11/1/2017 by ErinNJessVLOG
The thumbnail shows Jess pointing happily at Erin, who is flat and plastered onto the outside wall of a house.
This video has significantly more views and likes than any others on this channel.

    "What. Is. Up. PEEPS."

    The opening is similar to the usual opening, with some very, very noticeable differences.  As was the case with the past week of vlogs, only Jess was available to say the opening.  However, this time she is not alone.  Erin is propped up next to Jess, flat as paper and unmoving.  Her frozen face looks like some invisible force is being pressed into it despite there being nothing in front of her.  Her constant expression of extreme shock is, in a way, comical in how over the top it looks.  Her limbs are splayed in different directions, adding more to how humorous she appears.

    "Oh come on Erin, it's your first time back on the channel in a week and you don't even greet the fans?  Jeez, isn't she just the worst?"  Jess makes a goofy face at her own joke.  "Anyway, as you can see, Erin's all ready for Halloween now!  I mean, she's been ready for about a week, but now she's *super* ready!  As you all probably know, Erin's been chillin' under our giant pumpkin for the past week in preparation to be the best squished witch decoration ever.  So Erin, are you ready to scare all the trick-or-treaters?"

    Erin makes no response.  Instead, Jess wobbles Erin's flimsy head back and forth while doing a mocking impression of her, "Oh boy Jess, I sure am ready! Just look at this dumb face I'm making! I just can't wait!"

    "Glad to hear it totally real Erin!  Let's get you outside!"

    The video cuts to a fast-forward montage of Jess taping Erin to the side of their house next to the porch.  What follows is a montage of trick-or-treaters visiting the house in various costumes.  Jess is dressed up in her cat costume from last week's video as she hands out candy to the children who stop by.  She makes sure to point out Erin to the kids, who usually laugh at the silly looking decoration on the side of the building.  When the camera gets close to Erin's face, it looks like she's blushing.  This montage goes on for a while, often cutting to Erin, still immobile and still stuck to the wall.

    After the montage, the video cuts back to the vloggers' room, Jess still in her costume and Erin still flat.  

    Jess feigned a sigh as she started talking, "Phew! A lotta kids wanted candy tonight! I can't believe I had to hand it all out while you just hung around, Erin!"

    Erin remains frozen in place, her expression unchanging.

    "Nothing to say for yourself, eh? Not that I'm complaining, it's been a lot more peaceful without you yapping all the time."

    Jess once again wobbles Erin around, saying, "Hey, that's not very nice!" in her mock Erin voice.

    "Life's not very nice," Jess replies to herself.  "Speaking of life..."  After having completed the main event of the video, Jess rambles on about various things that have happened in her life recently.  She occasionally stops to puppet Erin to insert silly remarks.

    At the ten minute mark of the video, Jess decides to wrap things up.  "Well, I think that's about it for this video. Got anything to add, Erin?"  Jess pauses for comedic effect.  "Didn't think so. See you all next time! Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe for more crazy projects like this one," Jess exclaims while pointing to Erin.  "Later PEEPS!"

    Jess waves at the audience, then excitedly waves Erin's hand back and forth with a giggle.  The end slate appears and the video ends.

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Channel Update
Uploaded 11/14/2017 by JessTalks
The thumbnail is just a shot of Jess talking into the camera.

    "What's up peeps, it's Jess, coming at you with a huge channel update!"

    This video opens like most of the recently renamed channel's videos have, with Jess in the center of the shot.  

    "A lot of you have been concerned about the state of the channel recently, especially after the name change.  Fans, don't worry.  I'm going to be taking the channel in a bit of a different direction, but a lot of it is going to stay the same," Jess calmly explains.  "But first, let's address the biggest concern a lot of you have."

    Jess reaches under the frame of the shot and pulls up Erin, still as flat as before and still in the exact same pose, expression, and outfit.

    "As you can see, Erin has returned to us! Unfortunately for her, she arrived here the same way she left: by mail. As you may know, we mailed her to some experts the other day to see about getting her restored, but, as it turns out, spending a week under a super sized pumpkin can do a number on your body. That, combined with Erin being deemed an 'especially compressible individual,' means that she has to be brought to a specialized facility across the country to get her restored. And she has to be brought in person for some reason."

    The camera zooms in on Erin's shocked face while playing a womp womp sound effect.

    "So... Yeah... I really don't have the time to drive across the country, sooooo..."  Jess turns Erin toward her and gives an exaggerated shrug.

    "Don't worry though, folks! We're still gonna be making content for you!" Jess's mood shifts from pity to excitement rapidly, "Actually, since Erin has been squished, our views have been way up! The channel has been more popular than ever since Erin has been a decoration, so I took it upon myself to run the channel solo, and it's been going great so far!  That's why the name of the channel is now JessTalks!  I kinda hate to say it Erin, but I think you might have been dragging the channel down a bit."

    As Jess explains this, she seems to feel much more excitement about the success of the channel than she feels sorry for her former co-host.

    "So, because of all the views and positive comments about Erin's current look, I've decided to keep her this way! Yaaaay!"

    Confetti is edited onto the screen as the camera once again zooms in on Erin's face.

    "Don't worry all ten Erin fans out there, she'll still feature heavily on the channel.  After all, her two-dimensionality is what brought us such popularity.  I'll just be using her for, like, funny sketches and stuff.  So, instead of thinking of her as a host, you can think of her more as a prop!  Or a decoration, since she is one now."

    Jess gives the camera a dopey smile while a laugh track plays. 

    "When I'm not actively using her, I'll just hang her up on the wall behind me-"

    The camera cuts, and Erin goes from being in Jess's hand to being suspended on the wall behind Jess by a few pieces of tape.  Only a little more than half of her is still in the shot.

    "-like this!" finishes Jess.  "Doesn't she just look so adorable up there? I think she really brings the room together! Speaking of bringing the room together..."  Jess transitions into the usual ramblings about things that only she should care about.

    After concluding the day's stories, Jess let's out a mighty yawn.  "Oh man, I don't know about you guys, but I sure am tired! Luckily, I just got this nice heated blanket in the mail..."  Jess grins devilishly and looks back at Erin.  "Don't forget to support the channel on Patreon and join our Discord! Later peeps!"

    The camera cuts to Jess laying in bed in her underwear with nothing but Erin's squashed, wobbling body laying on top of her.  An updated, streamlined end slate appears over the video before it cuts to black.