Emi and Grace belong to @ThatFlatUser

Zoe and Jess belong to @flexiblepeople (that's me)

Two of our favorite couples go out for dinner together, eat a little too much, then place a small wager on the after dinner board game. In a classic trope, the winner gets to have fun turning the losers into playthings for the night.

Who will win? What will they do with them? And does the game vaguely resemble Viticulture enough?

Questions and Comments welcome below.