WARNING - MILD SPOILERS FOR A RECENTLY RELEASED VIDEO GAME

Cassandra Valentine, the self proclaimed sexiest green haired woman in toon town, watched another bus drive by. She looked longingly at the fashion expo advertisements every time one passed. Three was only one person near by to vent her rage on, and it just so happened this trip was her idea in the first place.

"Why do I have to go along with you to your weird red head convention?! I could be shopping! Or flirting! Or"

*BONK*

Allison Ables pounded her flatmate Cassandra's head into her chest, again, temporarily fwoomping up her modest breasts several cup sizes. "I told you, just because myself Scarlett and Grace all have red hair, and happen to enjoy melting at times, it's not a damn convention. Besides, you need to learn to be a little more sociable."

"HMPH!"

Cassie hugged her waist, *POP* restoring her upper body to normal. "I don't see why. And stop doing that to me. I'm getting far too good at restoring from that."

Ally shrugged and continued down the street. "Whatever, just... try to have fun."

Soon enough they reached the Dust Bunnies residence. Ally rang the bell, and indeed a red head opened the door, though not Scarlett. "Hi Cassie, hi Ally!"

Ally first bumped Grace. "Hey there!"

They both opened their fists in mock explosions, leaving a tiny mushroom cloud and lightning bolts between them. "Red heads for life!"

Cassie hrumphed and rolled her eyes.

Grace didn't even notice the green haired one's displeasure and waved them in. "Scarlett's still playing that new game. Did you bring the stuff?"

Ally nodded. "I snuck it into the back yard last night."

She *eh-hemed* into her fist. "Scarlett! I brought the new Flat Master 60K!"

"WHAT?!"
*PEW*

Scarlett appeared in a puff of red and blue smoke. Hey blue eyes sparkled like a kid with a new toy. "WHEEEEEEEEEEEERE?!"

"In the back. I figure Cassie could try that game while I show you and Grace-"

*WOOOOIYOOOOO*

Before she could finish, Scarlett grabbed her fellow squish enthusiasts and stretched their bodies through the house, leaving heir heads floating on noodly necks. They grinned at each other before their heads zipped after her, snapping back together.

Leaving one extremely grumpy green haired woman behind. "Well now what do I do?! I'm certainly not getting this perfect figure smeared across your back yard for fun!"

Scarlett instantly appeared next to her, again leaving blue smoke in her wake. "Oh, you're right. Here, play game!"

Cassie looked disturbed, as if she was offered roasted grasshoppers to eat. "But I don't want-"

Just like her friends, Scarlett didn't let Cassie say no. Half a moment later, Cassie was getting jammed into the cart slot.

"Ow "
*SQUISH*
"Wait!"
*SQUOOOOOSH*
"BLAAAARG!"
*SPLAT*
"AYEEEEEE!"

Cassie's body put up as much resistance as used bubble gum. She was quickly smashed into a colorful mess of mostly green and denim-blue. She fought to keep her perfect breasts in shape, but with a splash of green they were gelled into the rest of her messy form. A little more massaging from Scarlett, a few splashes of ink later, and Cassie drained into the game.

Allowing Scarlett to run back outside. "SQUISH ME FIRST ALLY!!!"

* * *

Some time later, Team Red Head returned. Ally and Grace were smiling even though each was only an inch thick, stretched to double their normal height in their flattened state.

Grace tugged at her flat skirt, making loud rubber stretching sounds as she tried to smooth out her wrinkles. "Did you have to run us over five times Scarlett?"

Ally laughed. "I'm just surprised she's still solid."

"Please!" Scarlett, in three dimensions even with tell tale signs of gooping red hair, walked over to the console, laughing off her naughty thoughts. "I really want to show off this game, and it takes more than that to..."

Ally made a show of enjoying her flat state, pinching and pulling her peach rubbery shoulders upwards, stretching her two dimensional torso higher and higher towards  the ceiling and transparency. "Oh... but... Scarlett!...It...IT!"

*BOING*
*WOBBLE*WOBBLE*
*FLOP*
"Oooooh!!!"

She let go, making her form snap together and fold over itself. She flopped over in layers, letting the fall ripple through her for maximum effect.

Which made Scarlett lose cohesion fast. Globs of blue and red were dripping to the floor around her. "I... that... you're lucky I'm gaming any-"

*SPLAAAAASH*

Scarlett completely liquefied, her gooey remains draining into the console.

Grace was blushing on the couch too, her face almost as red as her hair. "Oh my... warn me before you tease her like that. I need to teach Emi that one later..."

Ally laughed from the floor, stretching her flattened arms to push herself back up. "Oh but what's the fun in getting myself transformed if Scarlett doesn't melt? That's why people read this right?"

Grace's drooping body straightener out, the shlurp reminding her that she should be mindful of her solidity as well. "Right... readers...uuuuh, her wait, wasn't Cassie here?"

Ally flopped her overstretched top half onto the couch. "Eh, I'm sure she'll turn up."

* * *

Scarlett splashed into the game, and went back to her exploration. She hurled herself into one of the chasms, letting herself splatter into another colorful mess on the floor until a small pixie swirled her colors back together.

"Hee hee, that's always fun. I need to find more of those. Now, where was I? Oh, right, following these statues!"

The red head picked herself up, and walked along. It wasn't long until she came across strange sights.

"Okay, the game said follow the statues, but who put those clothes on it?"

Indeed each statue she passed had a more and more outrageous piece of high fashion on it. Colorful shirts, each showing off more exaggerated figures. Muscular shirtless men, slim but admittedly very sexy ladies, all wearing outfits completely out of the game's fantasy ascetic.

Scarlett scratched her head. "This is so weird. It's like being at the mall. This has to do with that other village..."

She went deeper. Eventually there were two goons with sloppily dyed green hair struggling to put outfits on another statue in front of a massive ancient stone building.

"Oh, this must be another quest. Hey, I got this!"

"Huh?"

The mooks got out of the way while Scarlett activated the game's strange helping hands ability, quickly attaching the shirt to the stone.

"Easy! So, do I get any gems or..."

"WAAAAAH! MASTER HELP US !"

Scarlett slowly walked after then, disappointed. She stopped in the middle of a huge stone circle, oblivious to the arena style of her surroundings. "Wow, that was weird. Kinda rude too."

"YOOOOUUUU!!!"

The nails on chalkboard terror voice rattled Scarlett, making her hair stand on end while she shook. "Only one woman I know sounds like that..."

Scarlett turned slowly to the source. "Oh no...what did you do Cassie?"

Before her stood the green haired beauty in a surprisingly snug Ninja outfit. The tight blue fabric had double side bites to show off her skin, was tight enough around the hips to show off her butt, yet loose enough down the legs to hide her foot work. Cassie had her hair tied up high in a long green ponytail, with two large sabres visible over her shoulders.

She pointed at Scarlett, rage consuming her. "I'll never forget the one that threw me into these depths! All so you could play with heavy machinery! No matter, I saved these buffoons from their sorry excuses for uniforms. Now I'm in charge down here, bringing them improved fashion, AS WELL as improved swordsmanship. And in return, they taught me a few tricks too! With our skills combined!"

Cassie jumped up, vanishing in a puff of green smoke. Her disembodied voice echoed all around.

"I have some new toys for you and that red headed flat mate of mine! Prepare yourself!"

*POOOOOF!
*CLANG*
*SLAM*

Scarlett looked around in a panic when she heard another smoke bomb. A huge cloud of green appeared before her, and a huge metal rattle boomed through her ears. When it cleared, a huge machine on monster truck wheels sat across from her, equipped with the biggest steamroller drum she had ever seen.

"Oh globs! How am I supposed to avoid... oh wait, I have another pixie!"

*VRMMMMMMMM*
*SQIIIIIIISH

Scarlett welcomed the roller with open arms, letting it splatter her against the stone below. Her eyes rolled back with a goofy grin on her face, just giddy to get smeared for the fifth time that day. Her butt expanded many times its normal size from the exquisite pressure, and her boobs grew almost as much into massive flat disks.

Ninja-Cassie turned to see the big blue mess of a flattened woman. "Hah! Not so tough when you're... uuuugh I forgot you actually enjoy that."

Cassie face palmed, noting Scarlett's expression of bliss and blushing face.

"At least this means you get thrown back out of here and...uuuuugh!!!"

Another pink light surrounded Scarlett, flopping her paper thin body into the air. Some metallic wobble noise later, and the red headed hero POP-ed back into shape.

"Oooo that was good Cassie! But I can't leave yet!"

*CLUNK*
*RRRR VBBBVVVVBVRRRRMMMMMM*

Cassie threw some levers, spinning her roller around. "Then I'll just have to make you even flatter this time."

Again she sped her contraption at Scarlett. This time, the red head heroically jumped over it, landing right behind her.

"Hah! Now let's see how you handle a]my patented sword spi-"

*SHWP*SHWP*SHWP*

Cassie's sabres passed through Scarlett like butter. The red head froze in place as she worked, dozens of thin cuts appearing as dark lines through her.

"Don't you remember that dumb table top game? I truly am a sword master."

Cassie spun her blades dramatically, and clicked them back into their scabbards.

Scarlett moaned. "AaaaaaaaaAAAAAH!"
*BATABATABATA*

With a classic bone xylophone sound, Scarlett's body fell apart into countless jiggly cubes of toon. Tiny boxes of blue, red, pink flesh, and two blue eyes scattered behind the steamroller.

They tried to wiggle towards each other, but Scarlett was out of energy. Her pieces could only shake in place. "Uuuuuggh... this might be bad for me."

"Oh I'm not done yet."

Scarlett's two eyes shocked to huge size, watching the roller approach her remains in terror.

*SPLAT*
*SQUISH*
*SPLORT*

Each cube getting flattened made her eyes twitch and twist. The white orbs danced until they too were obliterated into the rest.

Cassie turned to argue her handiwork. "Is that all you've got hero? Admittedly, you do look better as a checkerboard painted on the ground, even with those absurd heart eyes."

"Heehee...hee..."

Flecks of Scarlett were already breaking off her body, pixelating into smoke as the game kicked her defeated body out.

"That's one down." Cassie cracked her knuckles, snapped her fingers, and vanished with her machine in a cloud of green smoke.

* * *

The cart slot opened, and a huge vinyl mat of Scarlett erupted out. It was arguably human shaped, if a quarter inch thick, and still had her colors randomly scrambled in squares across it.

Grace and Ally were too busy cackling on the couch to restore her

"Goodness! I didn't know Cassie was a fencer!"

"Why does nobody remember that from Depth's ask us anything? The one thing I know she's dangerous with is a sword."

Grace stood up. "Well, clearly I must avenge my fellow red head. The council will not sit idly by for this!"

Ally face palmed. "We're not a damn council!"

Grace smiled and shook her head. "Sure we are. We've gotten squished together more than the others, and it's a cool name we could use to-"

Ally smacked her forehead. "Just get in there so I can fix council Woman Scarlett."

Grace grinned gleefully, reaching back for the console without looking. "See? It's good! Now...how do I get into this-GAAAAAAaaaaAaaaAaAAAhhH!"

*BZZZZZZZZ*

Electricity coursed through Grace, zapping her into a dancing skeleton shape. Her hair stood on end while she was electrified, while slowly hovering her above the slot.

"Not... what I..."
*PFFFFFSSSSASSSSH*

Her scorched body crumbled apart into waves of ash, disappearing into the game.

* * *

Grace-colored gold and white dust swirled together near Cassie's fortress. Her dust reassembled with loud wet squishes, building her figure from the ground up. Once she was all together, she stumbled, collecting her thoughts too. "Well that was overly dramatic..."

"... Still a fun entrance though." She hugged herself at the memory of her body scattering and coming together. "Underrated transformation. Anyway, Caaaaassiiiiie where aaaaare yooooou?"

She sprinted into the stone structure, already near the arena Scarlett was splattered in. Soon Cassie's voice echoed around.

"So they sent you this time. No matter. I have other tricks."

Grace drew her long stabby rapier from her lucious hair's hammer space, confidently putting her fist on her hip. "Come on out you green haired buffoon. I must avenge Scarlett's squishing."

The green one's voice chuckled. "Oh hoooo! You do know she enjoyed that, right?"

Grace kept her poise, scanning the building for Cassie. "Believe me, I would too. I just know how to not melt at the sight of a beautiful roller."

"Then how about THIS!"

Green smoke exploded in the air across from Grace. Her mind was not prepared for what emerged from the cloud. The machine Cassie drove almost resembled a fork lift, but instead of a roller, it had a spiked plow blade.

Grace's head tilted to the side. "Oh my goodness that is AMAZING!"

Her gold eyes exploded into a line of hearts all the way out to the spike tips, analyzing them to be sure they would please her. When they snapped back, Grace opened her arms and stuck out her chest, waiting for satisfaction.

"Mmmmmm if you insist Cassie, I'll take-EEP"

*POINT*POINT*POINT*
*HHHHHSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
*PTTTTBBBBTBTBTBBBB*

Grace made sure the needles caught her, and didn't crush her. Stabbed into the machine, air rushed out of her body. Slowly at first, then with the loud rumble of a loose balloon, her form loosened into a hollow deflated shell of itself. It wasn't long before she was reduced to a very happy rubber Grace balloon, flapping in the wind as Cassie sped along.

"AAAAaaaah this feels great!!!"

Cassie was taken aback, weirded out and twisting her face. "Wait, you want this?! Uuuugh frickin red heads. Whatever, take this!"

She steered at a wall, and locked the levers into full speed ahead. Cassie abandoned ship, not wanting to accompany Grace on her journey.

*SLAM*
*KER-CLANG-CLANG*
*SPLOOOOOOSH*
"OH MYYYYYY-EEEEEEE!"

The machine scattered apart, components bouncing around, but not before obliterating Grace's deflated form. The joy of deflating and the pressure of squishing was toodelightfully intense. Grace melted into something resembling wet paint, leaving a large messy rectangle of her colors splashed on the wall. Globs of her oozed out here and there, but her uneven edges still spread several feet around her heart eyes.

"Mmmmmm, I am soooo getting Emi one of these..."

Grace's remains dripped to the floor, each glob poofing into pixelated smoke. It grew to a cascade, with Cassie cackling until Grace was gone from the game.

* * *

"OOOOOOOoooooooooohh ... mmmmmmmm..."

Red and gold slime poured onto the rug, Grace's moan accompanying it.

Ally had unfurled the Scarlett mat into a sitting position on the couch, but the melty one was far from unscrambled. She was less checkerboardy, looking more like a picture of a lava lamp getting her colors into the right place, but Ally figured Scarlett would be stuck like that for a while.

Which meant two of them were transformed into a messy shape. "You too? I guess I need to catch up on the new TF character weaknesses. That and build a proper deflator for you."

Grace's blob was starting to pull into her figure until Ally said that. Then she collapsed back into formless goo with a bubbly voice. "Oooooo, that would be wonderful!"

Ally rolled her eyes and stood up. "Alright then. I guess Cassie is my character to deal with. Just gotta get equipped and head in. I'm the last one, so either I win or we're stuck as Cassie's outfit tonight."

Scarlett's arm flopped up, mock raising a hand. "Can't you just use a restoration beam?"

Allison stood over the console and pushed buttons on her watch. "Oh what's the fun with that. Besides, even she looks good in red."

A glass tube fell around her, and flamethrowers rose from the floor, and the red head shrugged. "When in these stories, make strawberry milkshakes."

Ally danced inside the tube while the heat turned up. The red head lost her solid form, drops of gooey flesh forming on her body, breaking apart into component colors that flowed down into the game.

*SPLASH*

... The sight of which also melted the flattened red head on the couch.

* * *

Ally marched into the open arena cavern, confident but cautiously looking around. "Come on out Cassie, you've had your fun."

"Really Allison?" Her nemesis's voice echoed off the walls. "You of all people should know how much fun painting the walls with friends can be."

Ally raised a finger to object, but had no snappy comeback. "Okay point."

"Kyahahaaa! Did they make a mess on the carpet? I hope they didn't soak in too much, I need them all together for later."

Allison rolled her eyes. "Aren't you ready for real shopping?"

Strange hype music started playing, and Cassie appeared in a plume of green smoke, still in her ninja outfit. "Almost, but I'm really in the market for a color change."

*POOF*

Cassie vanished into green smoke and reappeared the same way, her hand caressing Ally's face. Ally's eyes shifted, but she didn't try to move away.

"If I can get the full red head set reduced to flattened scraps of themselves, just think of what I could make."

*POOF*

Cassie appeared in front of her again on the left. This time wearing a green Jessica Rabbit style gown.

*POOF*

She switched places again, wearing a huge straw sunhat and tight green bikini.

*POOF*

Wearing striped pajamas and a sleeping hat.

*POOF*

Wearing an outfit in green and blue that looked suspiciously like Phoebe.

*POOF*

Wearing a sleeveless outfit with cuffs at the ends and just a little bagginess to tease what was underneath, while exposing ample cleavage.

*POOF*

"AND ALL I NEED IS YOUR GOOIFIED REMAINS ALLISON. PREPARE YOURSELF!"

Ally yawned. "Get over yourself Cassie. So you learned a new gag and gave everyone a Phoebe reference, we get it. We both know this ends with-"

*KABOOOOOOM*

A small green bomb flew into Ally. She had a split second to levitate in terror before she was rocked by flames, leaving her scorched body behind.

"Check please!"

Ally managed to raise an arm as it crumbled to dark red ash. The rest of her body soon followed, leaving a neat pile of Allison dust with red eyes rolling around on top.

Cassie flew in on a tiny hoverboard. She held up her arms and summoned a much bigger green bomb, appearing in a cloud of green smoke floating above her. "Get up Allison. We both know you're better than that."

A pink light surrounded her flatmate's dust. It swirled up into the shape of a woman in a red tunic and pointed floppy cap, then gelled together restoring Allison. "Alright, try this!"

Allison pulled her usual huge mallet out of her shirt, then hurled it at Cassie. Her green nemesis tossed her bomb aside, trying to maneuver away, but Ally was too quick.

"GAAAAH!"
*CLANG*
"WAAAAAH!"
*SPLAAAAT*

Cassie smashed to the stone below in a belly flop, reducing her to a sticker of a ninja in blue with a very generously proportioned butt, and a stripe of green hair down her back.

"Ooooooh you aren't get away with this!"

Cassie's form undulated, desperately trying to peel herself off the ground. With a loud *SHHHLLLLLRP* she finally succeeded, blowing into her thumb to *POP* back to normal.

She frantically looked around. "Where are you Allison! Fight me!"

"I'm still here dumbass."

Cassie looked to the voice. Allison had not actually moved from the spot she disintegrated in. Now she was holding a yellow drink in a bottle.

"I just need to have this first. And no, it's not Amber."

Cassie blinked. "Why would it be..."

Ally shook her hand while chugging the drink. She wiped some off her face when she finished. "You missed the first few bits with Scarlett. This is 100% in game. It's a strength booster."

*KER-CHONK*

Ally instantly grew to 150% normal size, adding literal tons of muscle in the process. "This is all I need for you."

Color drained from Cassie, pooling at her feet. She nervously grabbed her swords, hoping they could still slice the giant. "Wait... how? It's not fair!"

Ally jumped across the arena to her. She flicked away the blades with her bare giant hands, then cracked her knuckles. "It's very fair! Everyone likes banana strawberry!"

"AYEEEEEEEEE!
*SLAM*
*SQUOOOOOSH*
*MUUUUSH*
*SPLOOOOORT*
*SPLVVVOOOAAAAASH*

Allison opened with an overhead hammer punch, compressing Cassie to the ground in like a cheap accordion. She spread so far that layers of her doughy flesh spilled to the sides of her pancaked head. The result resembled a Cassie pizza with fluffy crust.

Ally tossed her into the air, spinning so fast her green eyes were a blur. Then she sat back and bicycle kicked her. Cassie's dough body spun and kneaded together in a blur of blue and green with only her emerald eyes to give away she was a person transformed into a helpless shape.

The muscled red head have her one final kick, shooting her up to the ceiling. Cassie's body had enough, splattering into a gooey mess of green and blue ink. Her body clung to the stalactites at first, letting her groan echo throughout the chamber before dripping down.

It also gave Allison time to shrink back to normal size, and pull out an umbrella. Green ooze cascaded down on her, pouring onto her white umbrella and pooling around her in layers of Valentine brand paint.

Ally calmly put her umbrella away, and reached into her cleavage for something. "You know Cassie, you're right. I did enjoy painting Phoebe's room with you. So much that I'm going to touch up this cave."

Green eyes sprung up from Cassie's gooifed remains, desperately trying to pull her body away, but they barely made gentle ripples across her form. She was completely out of energy.

Ally pulled out a massive bomb, tapping the side to make it flash. "Don't worry, you'll evaporate out like the others. I need to hide then save the game for Scarlett first. See ya on the other-!"

*KABOOOOOOM*
*SPLOOOOOOSH*

Ally's plan mostly worked. The lower half of the cavern was coated in dripping Cassie green, giving it a unique look that stood out from the stone surrounding it.

All except a portion of the north wall. A large exaggerated section of it resembled a pink human spread eagle shape.

It bubbled in Allison's voice as both women dripped to the floor, vanishing back to Scarlett's living room along with Cassie's green remains. "Ooof...I suppose I deserved that..."