It was Friday night again. Their piles of dumplings finished, the team and their guest got set up at the table while Scarlett cleaned up.

Sonia Enders, full time model and part time giant, occupied the seat behind the Game Master's screen.

Amber, Sonia's friend in being huge, sat on her right. Her forearms were currently four times their normal size. "I've been working on this. Just focus on a specific part being big, but remember the rest of you is small. I can punch some pretty big things this way, as long as I don't lose focus."

Sonia frowned. "I guess if this world's physics let you do that, it's cool? But that just feels weird to me."

She scratched her chin. "Wait, as long as you don't... What happens if you do lose focus?"

Scarlett walked in at that moment. "Not much. She usually snaps back to a smaller size."

Amber pouted. "Hey, I do not-Ahahaha stop tha-WHOA!"

Scarlett tickled Amber's sides, robbing her of concentration. Amber, not wanting to grow clean through the house, snapped back to a tiny size floating in the air above her seat. Before she could fall,

*CLAP*
*SQUISH*

Scarlett slammed her hands together around her, instantly splattering her. She moved her hands around the blond goop, stretching Amber and working her like clay. After a few seconds of particularly loud squishing sounds from Scarlett's hands, she placed a cute dwarf warrior maiden with a large war hammer, next to a larger version of the same miniature on the table. Naturally, Scarlett made sure the real Amber had bigger curves.

Scarlett squeed. "Aaaaw you're so cute like that! Mwa!" She killed tiny Amber, then grabbed the last few plates to finish cleanup.

Sonia was stunned, stuck staring at Amber, her insides warming up at the mere thought of having her body squished and squashed and surrounded by the warmth of a friend...

Jessica sat to her left. She was mostly there to lend her experience and help with game questions, but also to give Sonia a gentle shake on the shoulder and break her trance from watching the many  squishes of the evening. "Thanks for coming over tonight! I'm always excited when someone decides they want to try running a session."

Sonia shook herself out of it. "Huh? Oh, yeah, of course! I've had so much fun the last few times, and Pepper said I would be great for it. Her exact words were 'There's no way you can play these games and *not* portray some giants,' so...here I am!"

Scarlett returned and sat down. "Alright, I guess we're all here now."

She put her mini down near the Ambers. The real one slammed her hammer down on Scarlett's finger, squishing it and launching herself through the air back to her seat. She landed near the edge, a growing undulating mass of yellow clay, sliding and shifting into her normal form in the chair.

"Okay, now I'm ready."

Scarlett shook out her hand, popping her finger back to normal. "I deserved that."

Sonia giggled. This was why she loved coming here. "Okay, that's you three. Where's Zoe?"

"Right here, oh darling GM."

Zoe stood in the room's other doorway, leaning with her back against the wall while arching her boobs out like a pinup. She wore a deep, purple tank top under a black robe, that was barely long enough to cover whatever tiny underwear she might have been wearing.

"O-okay then..." Sonia tried to get the words out of her melting mouth before her body completely cascaded to the floor in waves of pink goop. Scarlett was equally surrounded by the steam coming off her body, drops of red and blue pooling around her.

Jess shook her head. She walked over to Zoe and bopped her on the head.

*SQUASH*

The force squished most of Zoe together, since she wasn't really resisting. Most of her mass squished together, reducing her to two huge tan boobs barely contained by purple clothes, wandering the floor on her feet under her flattened black hair.

"We talked about this Zoe, no melting the GM on purpose."

Zoe's orbs jiggled as she spoke. "I just wanted to dress in character!"

Jess shook her head. "Just get some clothes on."

She kicked Zoe hard enough to punt her down the hall towards their rooms. Zoe split into two bouncy fleshy orbs, rebounding around the rooms as they went.

Jess turned back to the colorful puddles under the tables. Even Amber looked a little melty after watching Zoe, though she was still solid enough to sit.

"*Sigh* I guess I'll get drinks while you help these two up?"

Amber nodded. "I'll come with. Ally lent us a restoration beam to help Sonia tonight, it should be in the kitchen."

* * *

A few minutes and a few zaps later, and everyone was at the table.

Sonia looked at her players, and they stared back with anticipation. "O...kay? I guess I should ask what everyone's playing tonight?"

Scarlett jumped out of her seat, striking a heroic pose looking into the air with her hands on her hips. "Tonight I'm playing a Half-Orc Inventor! She's a cute green skinned red head with a really sleek clockwork suit. It's actually NOT just another big heavy techno-armor monstrosity for splattering all in her path though, my character likes the sleek and stealthy route. Her intellect is more for sneaking more than squishing, so she makes a great scout, buuuut if anyone gets to close to her," Scarlett paused to rub her fingers together, "they'll find out it's also for shocking and 'sploding."

Zoe looked at her suspiciously. "Shocking?"

Scarlett nodded, and held out her mini for Zoe to examine. "See this little set of blue panels painted on here?"

Zoe cautiously took it to examine. She turned it over a few times, then offered it back. "Yeah?"

Scarlett took the mini, but also grasped Zoe's hand between both of hers. "It does this."

*BZZZZZZZZZZ*
"AAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAA"

Scarlett had some sort of prank handshake tool. Zoe lit up across the table, floating and gyrating into the air with her skeleton flashing for everyone. After a moment it stopped, leaving her floating in the air with her hair completely frazzled. Her big silver eyes showed her frustration, as the rest of her body slowly cracked then crumbly to dust on the table.

Everyone laughed watching Zoe go to pieces.

Zoe's eyes looked angry-grumpy atop her ashes. "Oh. Gotcha."

"Aaaaanyway..." Amber made sure to draw attention, making a wide gesture to place her hand on the hammer wielding dwarven warrior mini already on the table. She was short and stacked with a breastplate, bright yellow and pink tabards, a veritable curvy blond bundle of muscle. "I took the more direct approach to annihilating my enemies. She's a Dwarf Magus, excelling at delivering spells through her clan warhammer. With magic she's focused on the basics, fire and getting huge herself."

She paused to grin at Sonia at the mention of enlarging herself. The blobby half restored GM gave a knowing grin in return.

"I'll be honest, I'm guessing you're going to do the same, so I took that and other abilities that make me harder to squish."

Scarlett picked up the dwarf mini and studied its low neckline. "Maybe, but when she does you're going to make a pretty sweet pancake."

Amber winked back at her, hugging her chest. "I figured you'd like the excuse for these to be bigger."

That won more giggles from the crowd.

That also stirred the pile of ashes on the table. "I guess we can all agree big breasted characters are the best then."

Zoe shook, kicking a cloud of her own dust into the air, before collecting herself like a sand monster and settling back into her normal shape on the chair. She reached into her cleavage and retrieved a mini.

It was a devilish looking character, dressed like Zoe was before Jess squished her into her own tits. The mini wore a long black coat over a skimpy dark purple bustier. She had dark pink skin, a cute pointy demon tail, and tiny wings on her back.

"Tiefling Gunslinger. She has twin pistols, and practically more charisma than dex. Let her do the talking, nobody can turn down a challenge from a woman of her caliber."

Zoe heard a few groans for that joke.

Amber looked at the mini's absurd even by Zoe's standards chest. "How the hell does she fire at anything with those in her way?"

Zoe shrugged and smiled. "Skill? Demonic magic?" She reached down for her own breasts and moved her hands as if aiming her nipples. "Maybe she end-"

*WHAM*
*SQUIIIIIIIIIIISH*

This time Jess did completely pancake Zoe to the floor. "Remember, we're here to play a game, not melt the GM."

"Mmmmph! I do actually have a charm spell though!"

Jess shook her head. "This is why I warned Sonia about your character you know. Otherwise we'd be up against a lot of oozes tonight, right?" She looked back to Sonia.

The giant GM was visibly *trying* to stay solid after Zoe's display. She picked her arms off the table with loud peeling noise, sticky melty body trying to stay in shape.

"Blub...right!"

Jess rolled her eyes and took out a familiar mini. It was the same purple robed elf summoner from one of their earlier sessions.

"I think these three remember my summoner. She's not the same henchwoman as before, figure that was her evil twin. Today she's one of the heroes, an elf summoning lots of strange creatures to do her bidding for her."

Jess put a second, monstrous "mini" next to her. "Little Johny the summoned T-Rex, however, is the same T-Rex of course. She can summon him, and since we're at higher levels now, he has an Electric Energy boost."

A gust of wind somehow came through the room at that moment, making Jessica look like a mad wizard in a storm.

"We're going to have fun."

* * *

Sonia took a long sip of water while Zoe restored herself, slowly stretching her body out of the solid disk of flesh. She needed something on hand to cool her body off with how often her players, especially Zoe, were constantly getting squished.

Once they were in relatively human shapes again, she knew it was ready to start.

"Okay then. Your party was recently hunting for a lost heirloom from the magic-less wastes of Allken, one of special interest to Zoe, the very first blunderbuss. You were warned by a mysterious letter with The Duchess's seal to let this pass without interfering, but we know you can't do that."

Scarlett leaned in. "I know we went through a long cave close to the town last time. Who's in there?"

Sonia put down a weird looking mini, sort of like a wild Yeti with huge arms, but it looked a little like Yuki.

Scarlett immediately picked it up to examine. "Wait, why does it look like Yuki?! Did we squish someone into a mini again? Don't lie to me!"

Scarlett put the mini back on the table and slammed her fist down on it. The tough plastic did not yield, and immediately punched through Scarlett's skin, making her deflate with a satisfying noise. She wobbled and crumpled to the floor as a floppy hollow shell of herself.

*PTTTTTTTTTTTB*

Amber picked up her deflated love to blow her up again, while Jess rolled her eyes and explained the mini.

"Actually I talked with the league and my game company. We're experimenting with custom minis based on popular league members. Yuki's ridiculous strength is one of the first ones we're releasing."

Zoe brought her eyes down to table level, intensely staring at the Yuki with beefy arms. "Well, what does she do?"

Sonia looked around the table. "Well Scarlett, you're the scouting type right?

* * *

The red haired and green skinned inventor, Scarlett, ran around the corner towards the party. She was still flickering back into view from deactivating her stealth suit.

"Okay ladies, the grunts we heard were some sort of large creature. She's got really big arms, but I think we can take it. Jess, Zoe, you two stay back and we'll be okay."

Amber the dwarf considered her hammer. "So we just run in and smash it? Seems too easy."

Jess shrugged through her robes, almost too big for her narrow elf frame. "Sometimes the obvious path is best. Let's get it over with."

Zoe scratched her chin. "Why not just grab the thing and run?"

Scarlett shook her head. "No good. It's in the middle of the room, and every other time the Duchess tried something like this, her minion had some sort of mental command to specifically watch the thing. Now come on, let's go."

Scarlett visage wavered and faded from view once again. Her friends could still barely see her, but only because they had seen this trick many times. They gave her a minute to run ahead and get into position, then Amber charged in after.

The beast within looked vaguely humanoid, but was far too hulking and monstrous in behavior. She sat in the middle of the cavern, a few feet away from its prize, gnawing on a large haunch of meat.

The monster paused when she noticed the three heroes charging in.

Amber, being the closest thing they had to true melee outside of summoned beasts, went straight for her. "Leave or get squished, foul beast!"

The Yuki Yeti looked up at them and snorted, nothing in her eyes but aggression.

"ROOOAR!"

Even Amber slowed her charge at that. "This thing means business."

Zoe circled out to one side, her devil tail raised behind her, ready to strike. She drew her pistols out of her cleavage, and fired at the beast's feet. "Let's make things easier for us. Can you dance, dear?"

The Yuki Yeti lumbered on one foot to the side, then hopped back the other way. The awkward dance was made trickier by the reappearance of Scarlett behind her.

"Surprise! Let's go!"

Scarlett gave the Yeti a good kick towards Amber, who had her hammer ready. She swung it down on the beast's head, with a satisfying *SQUIIIISH*

Unfortunately, it was only enough to squish the beast's head into her chest, expanding her breasts with shunted mass. She stumbled around for a moment, swinging wildly.

"Whoa!"
"Look out!"

The sheer size her her arms and expanded chest forced Amber and Scarlett to step back. That gave her the opening she needed to reach into her neck, and pull her head back out with a loud *POP* noise, shrinking the rest of her back to normal.

She looked around for a target, irises rattling around her eyes from her restoration. Jess the Summoner was lobbing magical acid in Yuki's direction, though she was missing badly. With the red-haired half-orc appear behind her, and Amber the big dwarf bearing down on her, she did the only thing she could do.

She jumped out from between them towards Zoe.

Zoe raised her pistols on instinct. "Get back ya big-"

*CLICK*CLICK*CLICK*

"Oh...stupid reload times. URK!"

Yuki opened her arms, and her hands somehow got even BIGGER as she did. She landed and tossed Zoe into the air in one smooth motion. She slammed her giant hands around her in the air, cupping them around Zoe's head and feet.

Then she squeezed.

"Hey let go of me ya big-AAAAAAAAACK!
*SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH*
"OOF!"
Zoe's face was slowly flattened into her neck. Her legs were squished into her butt. Her body was spreading wider from the center, forcing the Tiefling's thighs extra thick while her naturally huge boobs expanded in front of her. It quickly felt like there wasn't much of her outside her assets, everything squished into a very small shape, even if she wasn't flat. The Yeti quickly ran her hands over Zoe, squeezing as she went, making sure Zoe's body was squished into a perfectly round shape.

When Yuki stopped, Zoe felt very strange. "Okay...I know I'm not flattened, but why do I feel so big and round? The only thing I can feel is my tail and-"

*BOING*BOING*

Zoe felt her body rise and fall, compressing against the ground but rebounding back up into the Yeti's hands. "Wait, is this thing dribbling me?"

"Zoe!"

Her friends all cried in unison. Amber and Scarlett were figuratively frozen, not sure how to get Zoe back.

That didn't stop Jess from lobbing more acid. "Unhand her!"

She also still missed.

"RAAAAR"!

The Yeti roared at the mage, looking for something to throw at her. Unfortunately for Zoe, she was only one thing near by. And unfortunately for Jess, the Yeti was pretty accurate.

Yuki flung Zoe through the air. "WHOOOOA!"

*SLAM*

Jessica's body stretched back like a rubber band, trying to stay in shape despite Zoe plowing through her, but the Yuki Yeti's strength was unimaginable.

*KLONGAGONGA*

Jessica's body snapped, shattering apart into ten identical purple bowling pins featuring brown heads with her face and hair.

Jessica pins clattered around the cave. Zoe herself flew straight into a wall, flattening chest first on impact, exposing most of her big flattened butt for the world to see.

"BWA HA HA HA HA!"

Showing its first signs of emotion in the fight, the Yeti started laughing at her fallen foes.

Amber was slowly approaching, but much more cautiously this time. Yuki got her arms into a fighting pose, ready to grab her and mold her into all sorts of interesting shapes and-

*PT-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

Scarlett appeared behind her, the tech suit's camo effect fading as she attacked. Both of her daggers were buried in the Yeti's arms, leaving them looking very deflated.

"Hmmmmrrw?" The Yeti lifted her now floppy arms, frowning.

Now Amber charged. She made arcane gestures with her hand surrounding her hammer with blue energy before leaping in to strike. "Told ya you should have ran."

*SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH*
*SPLOOOOOSH*
*KRRRRRRK*

Amber's hammer came crashing down, completely splattering Yuki Yeti against the stone. Her hammer slammed through the beast, making a huge splash of white goop explode from where she stood.

Then her spell effect kicked in. A cone of pure freezing cold energy erupted from the ground. Amber herself was unaffected by her magic, but the Yuki goop was frozen mid splash.

It was oddly beautiful, seeing her frozen waves in circles. Her eyes looked around nervously, stuck in the crests of the waves, wondering what happened next.

Amber was not one to waste time. She wound up her hammer for a horizontal two handed swing. "Sorry to give you the cold shoulder."

*KRSSSSSSSSSSSSSH*

* * *

There were high fives all around for shattering and completely obliterating Yuki.

Scarlett clapped her on the back. "Nice job!"

Amber returned the side hug. "Hey, you deflated her arms!"

Jess chuckled. "Will you two hurry up and get your hugs over with? My character is a pile of bowling pins and some assembly is required."

There were a few more laughs at that while Zoe's character peeled off the wall to restore herself. "Okay Sonia. Where is this so called First Blunderbuss? I think as the gunslinger it's only fair I grab it."

Sonia grinned. "It's not exactly hidden. In the back of the room, on a fake fancy marble stand with a red display pillow, is a large, ancient gun. It's a little tarnished and blackened from use long ago, but it actually appears to be in good shape."

Zoe grinned. "I grab it!"

Jess waved her arms around. "Wait, Zoe, I'm not sure you should do that."

* * *

Zoe the tiefling stopped in her tracks. "Well why not?"

Jessica's top half paused rebuilding herself to slam one of her pins to the ground, as if asked an annoying question by a child. "Because we haven't confirmed that's the actual artifact!"

Zoe rolled her eyes, walked over, and snatched the gun. "Oh come on, The Duchess is a fool. She doesn't really care if we take this and-"

*HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

The party froze, looking for the source of the noise. They could see nothing else in the room except their selves and the shattered and splattered Yuki Yeti, until Zoe floated off the ground. Her body was expanding from some unknown source, slowly growing and threatening to escape from under her coat. Stranger still, unlike Zoe's usual shenanigans, her whole belly was inflating just as much as her boobs, picking her up off the ground fast.

She flailed her pudgy air filled arms, trying to figure out what was happening. "Whoa! I mean, this does feel kinda nice-"

*HIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS*

"...But buy a girl dinner first! WhooOOooOAAAaa!"

She was inflating faster now. Her skin creaked, fighting her clothes to expand larger and larger. Zoe's cheeks puffed up and her face distorted as her body bloated, trying to contain the air magically filling her. Her torso was rounding out, forcing her coat off her shoulders to the floor. Her butt and thighs grew, ballooning past any reasonable size, still with tiny feet kicking and getting absorbed into the greater beach ball body.

*POOMP*POOMP*POOMP*POOMP*
 
Zoe's arms and legs were sucked into her spherical form. The rubbery creaks and thoomps from her body filled the room, until...

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!"
*BOOOOOM*

Zoe popped, scattering deep pink-red and purple scraps everywhere.

The Rifle she picked up fell to the ground, clattering around with a heavy wooden noise. Her friends were left to collect her scraps, and clean up the mess.

* * *

Back at the table, the party stared at their GM, slightly dumbfounded.

Amber was scratching her head. "Wait, wooden? Then that would mean..."

"Yup." Jess shook her head, and gave Zoe a playful shove on her shoulder. "Not a rifle after all. Told you we should have looked at it first."

Zoe rolled her eyes. "How was I supposed to know it had a huge save?!"

Scarlett shouted back. "Because it's the Duchess!"

Sonia had to raise her arms and make herself a foot taller to calm everyone down. "Now now ladies. Zoe might be in tatters but the rest of you should be rolling perception."

Jess snatched her d20 off the table and rolled it. "32!"

Scarlett and Amber were slower and thinking about it. The red head looked at her 4 and frowned. "Um, 16. What are we even looking for?"

Jess grinned. "What happened with the gun?"

* * *

Jess the summoner flicked scraps of Zoe off her robes and re-attached her last bowling pin. "Someone put her back together, I want to look at whatever just fell out of that fake."

She hurried over, pausing to study the magic auras to make sure she didn't get herself popped today. Satisfied she wouldn't burst, she picked up the rolled up scroll on the ground, having fallen out of the gun's barrel, and opened it.

"Dear pathetic heroes. So nice of you to take the bait and claim this fake. I hope you found It Fits! the description of the original."

* * *

Jess looked at Sonia. "Really? You even put in the logo?"

Sonia giggled. "Well, go on, keep reading it!"

Jess continued reading the physical piece of paper Sonia gave her. "If you've pulled back together, congrats, but I'm sure you'll find out you can't have just pop once. Maybe this will help, I traded the real thing to a Giant in the clouds. You'll need a big balloon to get up there and find her Vault of Wishes."

Amber looked at her friends. "What does that even mean?"

Sonia looked at each of her players as she spoke. "It means we put our Zoe puzzle together again, return to town with nothing but your gooey Yuki, but an hour later Zoe rolls another save."

Zoe threw arm arms down in frustration. "Another one?"

Sonia nodded.
Zoe rolled.
Zoe huffed.

"One. I don't suppose a 14 saves anyway?"

Sonia pulled a dart out of her pocket, and threw it at Zoe. "Nope!"

"Hey! What's that?!"

The dart landed in Zoe's shoulder, injecting her with something. Her body reacted instantly, expanding with air and turning her from pinup to shaky beach ball in 2 seconds.

*BANG*

Scraps of Zoe rained down around the room.

Jess lowered her arms after shielding herself from Zoe's blast. "One, you need to send me some of those. Two, you're telling me Zoe's going to just pop every hour? Her stamina can't take that forever. We'll by carrying around a bucket of carbonated Zoe goop in a week!"

Sonia smiled and shrugged. "I guess you'll have to fix it."

Zoe's scraps puled together enough to form her head. "That's easy! Just carry me around in a jar until we're in a fight, then let the scraps reform. I'll stay fresh by not popping!"

There was a general murmur of approval from the table.

"Well, you can try that."

Sonia caught everyone's attention. Despite her boast, she was clearly blushing, thinking about what Zoe said. "But after an hour, everyone around you and your jar hears a sound like someone popping bubble wrap."

Scarlett blinked. "Huh?"

Sonia looked up, dreamily. "Each individual scrap of Zoe inflates and pops into even smaller scraps in the jar. You're going to have to deal with this."

Zoe's eyes rolled back, and her half formed head rolled back into a puddle of black goop. "UUUUUGH!"

Jess sighed. She smiled and pounded the table enthusiastically while grabbing her dice. "Okay, fine. We'll go on the adventure. Where is this brunette giant with a vault anyway?"

Sonia smirked. "I never said Brunette."

* * *

Sonia guided the party through the evening of planning. Fortunately, they rolled well.

"You ask around the inns and archives of the town. There is a mountain to the west where legend holds a mighty Cloud Giant lives, hoarding all the treasures she can find. Many of these treasures are rumored to be powerful enough to grant wishes and overcome curses, but only if you can win, or at least melt, the heart of the castle's queen.

"But the trek is dangerous. You must climb the Another Mountain Of No Return, rumored  to hold the most powerful and annoying creatures on the planet. Everyone who actually returns inevitably does so as a collection of scraps and ooze. Townsfolk that have reassembled and restored those adventurers say they went mad, running away from the hills, screaming that the beasts shriek in unintelligible babble that drives any mad."

Everyone nodded solemnly.

"Well," Scarlett spoke up first. "I could use my tech suit to sneak up there and see what all the fuss is about. Then we'll know what we're up against."

The rest of the table murmured agreement.

Sonia nodded. "Okay, roll stealth."

Scarlett cracked her knuckles. "Oh, and I activate the overdrive first."

Her die clattered on the table.

Scarlett fist pumped. "Not that I needed it."

Sonia laughed. "Well, you sprint ahead of everyone on the mountain path. You hide so well, even their trained eyes have trouble observing you. Eventually, you come across a trio of harpies, clearly full of their selves."

Scarlett laughed. "How full of their selves. Are we talking normal vanity or something extreme like..."

Sonia put down 3 harpies, each with long green hair.

Scarlett pointed at the three Cassies with wings. "Yup! Like that."

Everyone laughed, though Jess said "Tell me you didn't mold her into a mini again."

Sonia looked up. "Again? What are you...?" She stopped pondering the statement and shook her head. "No, I don't think I know Cassie well enough melt her into figurines. Anyway..."

* * *

Half-orc Scarlett, practically invisible in her sneaking suit, crept along the cliff face on the mountain trail. She slowed down as the yammering of three female voices grew louder. They sounded strikingly similar to each other.

"Ugh, did you see those adventurers down there?"

"Hah. They're out of their minds if they think they can get past us."

"Minds need not apply really. You can just tell by how they're dressed. Only an insane person would wear a hideous robe like that."

Scarlett risked a peek around the corner. Three harpies, each with long green hair and wearing the same tight and admittedly sexy black dress. *They're criticizing Jessica's robes?*

The first voice responded to the third. "Couldn't agree more. Oh, and the red head! She looks like she literally walked out of a scrap heap wearing that pile of rust."

Then the second. "Oh but go back to tall nerd in robes. What's with her hair? Surely that purple isn't natural. She's crazy if she thinks that that color works with that outfit. Who wears ALL purple?!"

If Scarlett didn't see it, she wouldn't have been able to tell there was a third. "Of course. That said, you're looking as divine as always my fine feathered friends."

Then first. "Oh you! I've noticed your figure is as smooth and voluptuous as ever. How do you deal with the hordes of travelers swooning over your perfect body?"

Scarlett gagged.

"Simple. You just steal their stuff and fly away!"

The group of harpies broke out into laughter at her devious remark.

"And she's clever to boot. The total package."

"Mmm, it must be so hard being the most beautiful creature in the land."

"Yeah..."

All three spoke in unison. "Me."

They each paused for a moment, exchanging intense leers at one another. Scarlett herself was turning green, trying not to vomit.

* * *

Sonia looked at Scarlett. "You better roll a save."

Scarlet's die clattered across the table.

"Uuuuh...7?"

* * *

Scarlett started coughing, literally sickened by the harpies. She tried to keep her coughs quiet, fighting the dryness permeating her throat and stressing her lungs, making her feel like she was going to-

*POOOOOOF*

The mere thought of something like these harpies existing drove Scarlett mad. She coughed and exploded into a pile of dust, crumbling and rolling back down the mountain trail.

Fortunately, her blue eyes bouncing along just looked like more strange rocks amongst her rubble. *Great! Hopefully the ladies recognize me...*

* * *

It took some clever casting from Jess and Amber, but they were able Create Water and reconstitute their inventor. Scarlett explained the horrors that awaited them, and they carefully marched forward.

When the party returned to the site of Scarlett's mishap, the three identical green haired harpies were still arguing with each other, grabbing and clawing at each other and fraying their hair.

The third harpy screeched. "I still can't believe you just implied that you're better looking than I am?"

The original second one took a step back and admired herself, lifting her bosom. "I thought we all knew that? I mean, it's clear that my boobs are bigger than yours."

The third one smacked the second one on the back, forcing her to take a step forward. "Not true! You just walk with your back arched back all the time. It's quite unbecoming actually. If I didn't know better I'd accuse you of inflating them!"

The first one pushed them apart, pointing at her chest. "Oh just leave it you two. We all know I've got the biggest assets. Both up here," she gyrated her hips, "and down there."

The second one ran her claws through the dancer's hair. "I guess you tell yourself that to hide yourself from the fact that your hair is the messiest out of all of ours."

"Excuse me!?"

Then the third one pinched the second one's cheeks. "That's a lot to be saying for the harpy who has no volume to her lips!"

"How dare you!"

Within minutes, the trio of perfectly identical harpies were at each other's throats, kicking, screaming, pulling each other's hair, and exclaiming how much prettier they were than one another.

A shadow fell over them. None of them saw the party's approach, including the giant lightning breathing T-Rex. Their arms slumped, realizing something very bad was about to happen.

"ROOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!

Each harpy's green hair was blasted back by the thunderous roar. They threw their arms up to shield their selves from the spray of spark filled spittle, trying to back away from the monster before them. As soon as the roar ended, they tried to fly away.

Jess pointed up at them from the dinosaur's back. "Get her, right above you!"

Little Johny looked up and licked his lips. He flicked his tail up, lobbing a giant orb of lightning right at one of the Cassie harpies.

"EEE-YAYAYAYAYAYA"

She froze and glowed, skeleton flashing through her body. Her smoking charred body lost its momentum, and fell down, right into the waiting jaws of Jessica's eidolon.

*CHOMP*
*BLORB*

The dinosaur chewed and chewed, strands of green harpy goop sometimes visible stretching between his teeth. After a few seconds he actually pursed his lips, and blew a large green bubble with the harpy's face printed on it.

"AYEEEE! Unhand me you-AAACK!"
*BANG*

The dinosaur pouted, his face covered in green slime after his harpy bubble popped.

Jess gave her pet a big hug. "Aaaaw who's a good dino. Someone's getting a treat later and-"

*FWOOSH*
"EEEP!"

One of the remaining harpies swooped in and caught Jess by surprise. It grabbed her by the shoulders with her talons, carrying her high into the air.

"You know, she deserves to get chewed up and embarrassed like that after saying she had bigger boobs."

Jess allowed herself a frustrated sigh, then looked up to study the harpy for the first time. After a eyeing her size, she blew into her thumb, expanding her own breasts until they were visibly wobbling through her robes in the wind. "Honestly? You're all average at best compared to us."

The harpy gasped, and flexed her legs, throwing Jess to the ground. "That's cheating!"

Jess fell fast. She wasn't perfectly vertical when she landed, but she still made a satisfying


She landed butt first. Her body spread on the stone below, squishing in layers as she spread on top of herself. Her butt spread wide underneath her, and would have been welcome pressure molding her booty flat if it were a friend. The way she fell meant her enhanced boobs splatted the largest on top, covering over half of her form and forcing more of her against the stone.

When it was done, Jess was reduced a six foot wide puddle of paint, only an inch thick against the ground.

"Uuuugh...I don't mind getting splatted, but I don't like the idea of listening to these two more than I have to-OOOF!"

The same harpy stomped Jess's face. Besides spreading her already flattened form even wider, she dragged her claws back forth, blurring Jess's features into a brown and purple smear.

"Oh, I'm afraid it's much worse than your peasant ears burning to our lovely voices. You get to be my personal scratching post. YAH!"

"GAAHH!"
Jess felt claws rip through her. Bits of her body disconnected, changing from a blob on stone to loose a pile of shreds. Recovering from this was going to take more time than she hoped.

*POOOOF!*
*SPLAT*

Worse, Jess's tattered state meant Johny was unsummoned. The harpy in his mouth fell to the ground. She was, at least, still reduced to a chewed up pile of green gum, splatting harmlessly on the ground.

Her shredding work done, the harpy looked around for the other heroes. "Well, that's one of these fools down. Who wants to -

*WOOOOSH*

She barely avoided the head of Amber's hammer, crackling with energy. "Whoa now! Let's not get too excited you dunce dwarf!"

Amber wrinkled her face, mad that she missed the surprise attack. "Get off my friends, get out of my way, and for splat's sake get gooped!"

The harpy circled Amber, dancing around hammer blows. "Really? I didn't walk into your home and start flattening people. She may have been the ugliest of us, but chewing her into gum is quite rude you know."

Steam shot out of Amber's ears, pure rage building inside her. "YOU ALL LOOK THE SAME!"

The harpy shrugged. "Typical dwarf. Only sees what she wants to and-"

*SQUELCH*

The harpy looked down at the splat sound, feeling something wet. She had stepped in the pile of Jessica again.

"Ew, someone get this pathetic loser off of me!"

"Now!" Amber took advantage, leaping at Jessica's tormentor.

*SPLAAAAAAAT*

And the third harpy took advantage of that, stomping Amber to the ground. The blond's body billowed out around her talons, a wave of blobby pink flesh briefly expanding all of Amber's asset's before being stomped completely flat into a wide ten foot disk. The top of her round flat head was a splat of blond, with the rest of the dwarf's body being dominated by the top of her wide breasts.

"I was waiting for the right moment, but you did say 'Now'."

The disked dwarf shook, clattering around on the ground. "Why you little!"

*POP*
*VVVVVVVVV*

Amber managed to find a third dimension, but still couldn't force her body into shape. Her wide flat head was bobbing on top of accordion bellows. Amber was stuck moving up and down, stuck in place until she could completely restore herself.

Her only solace was the Cassie harpies covering their ears.

"Uuuugh! And I thought your voice was horrible!"
"Quick, flatten her again! You should have made sure she couldn't unsquish you fool!"

Zoe had taken advantage of the chaos to get close. She came out from behind a corner, guns drawn. "Hey ugly!"

That won the attention of the Harpy near Amber. "Me?!"

The harpy near Jess shrugged. "Well she wasn't addressing me."

Zoe fired a shot into the air, letting her tail swing from side to side behind her. "Nobody's talking to your miserable face, Uglier, you stay out of this. Keep shredding your post of something."

Jess's pile of scraps rustled at that. "HEY!"
*SPLAT*

Prompting another stomp from the harpy, furthering Jessica's transformation from shredded summoner to puddle of goopy elf.

Zoe winked at the harpy. "Besides, we all know I'm the best caliber girl here, and-"

*HISSSSSSSSS*

* * *

"NOW?!"

Zoe pounded the table, staring between the 1 on her die and the GM that cursed her.

Sonia giggled. "You're cute when you're puffy."

* * *

The fiendish gunslinger's chest filled, boobs and butt billowing out from under her coat for the fifth time that day.

Flustered, she tried to push herself back down to normal size, only making rubbery squeaks. "NO NOT NOW!"

The harpy she angered charged, seeing her chance. "Well, if you think that counts as being bigger than us, I'll just have to shred your dreams!"

The other harpy laughed. "Oh you ARE the funny one!"

"BWAHAHAHAH!" The other harpy cackled, charging in sharp talons first...

* * *

"Wait a minute..."

Everyone looked at Zoe.

"I could fail my save on purpose right?"

"Uuuuuuuuhhhh...." Sonia sheepishly looked at Jess for help.

Jess laughed. "It's okay, I think I know what she has in mind. It'll be funny."

* * *

*HIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSS*
*BWOOOOMP*

More air filled Zoe, rounding her out. The much rounder balloon tiefling jumped into the air, floating right over her attacker.

Despite her size, she flipped over in the air, fumbling with puffy hands to point her guns right at the harpy. "You're a lucky one. These will sting, but they're not nearly as toxic as your personality."

*BANG*BANG*BANG*

Zoe fired lots of shots filled with alchemical acid into the harpy's wings. The acid went to work immediately, melting the pleasant collection of green feathers into toxic sludge. Bits of her green hair followed, oozing off her head and pooling on the ground in a mess of gooey green.

She peeled herself off the ground, strands of harpy goo sticking to the ground as she tried to get up. "GAAAAAH! YOU! COME DOWN HERE SO I CAN TEACH YOU MANNERS YOU BALLOONED BIMBO!!"

Zoe, filled with not helium, was drifting down towards the harpy. She was smiling, and getting puffier. Her arms and legs were sucked into her shape as her body expanded close to its limit. "Deary, you're not the first to call me that, but you're about to find out this act goes out with style."

The Cassie harpy tried to lift a melting arm in defiance, only succeeding in forming a green tendril. "Come here and try it you-"

Zoe booped her on the head with her over inflated body, then scrunched her face.

"OOOOOOOOOOH....YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA!!!"
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

Zoe's cursed body exploded again, raining pink tiefling confetti through the area. From the joy in her voice, she was clearing making the most of her new popping life style.

She was also close enough to her melting Harpy friend to blast her into the stone with the force of her explosion. It splattered the mostly melted creature, painting the ground peach and green in nice large splat.

The last remaining Harpy watched this with concern. A large sweat drop appeared over her head. Fear was in her wide eyes, realizing she might not get through today without getting transformed herself.

"Oh...I guess I am the hottest one here since I'm the only one that isn't a splat on the ground. Now that we established that, I should leave and let my good friend the Giantess know she has company coming."

She spread her wings to fly away, but felt something grab her legs. She looked down, and Scarlett the camouflaged Half Orc was flickering back into view. Her tech suit was changing color from the stones surrounding them so a glowing hot red.

And it was sparking.

"Sorry greenie, but I can't let you do that."

The Harpy's eyes involuntarily bugged out, 3 copies of them stretching towards the red head. "WHAT?! But you'll splatter yourself too!"

Scarlett smiled. Her suit started making strange dangerous noises that no healthy machine should make. "Maybe, but my friend will pop back into shape from the explosion."

The Cassie harpy flapped her wings harder. "But that's not how explosions work! You're insane!"

Scarlett laughed through the sparks and flames shooting out of her armor. "You sound just like my old teachers."

*KABOOOOOOOOOOOM*

A fiery blue explosion rocked the area surrounding Scarlett, the last harpy, and Jessica's shreds and goop. When the smoke cleared, Cassie the last Harpy was completely scorched. Her wings were an ash framework of their former selves, her hair blown back and frayed in the air, and her clothing was town in most places, showing hints of her red under garments.

"I HAAAAAAAAATE adventurers."

She coughed a black cloud of smoke, then crumbled into ash from her feet up to her head. Her angry green eyes floated in the air just a moment longer before plopping into the dark green dust below.

Jess was restored by the blast. She felt her arms and checked her robes to make sure she was intact. "Oh wow, that still works! I will never get used to that. Thanks Scarlett!"

Scarlett stood mostly unscathed, but her suit was a mess. Springs were exposed, joints were disconnected, and in general it was a complete mess after exploding.

"Heh, nothing a little elbow grease can't fix."

As soon as she finished talking, her suit fell apart. Gears and chunks of metal clattered to the ground, leaving the sexy half orc wearing nothing but a bright blue bikini underneath.

"Okay, a lot of elbow grease."

*Krrrrk*

Jess cautiously pointed at her eccentric friend. "Uh...Scarlett? Are you?"

Scarlett sighed, as deep black cracks ran through her body. "Yeah...the explosion feature still has some nasty side effects. But at least it feels freeing and-"

*KRSSSSSH*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

Jess watched Scarlett's body shatter apart, reducing her to a pile of broken green and red pottery.