Their latest carnival opponent at the Smash-A-Leaguer scratched her head, slightly embarrassed that her plan worked too well against the red head, and gave puddled Scarlett a little tap with her hammer to formalize the squish. That left Zoe to defend the prize booth.
Sure, they were supposed to go easy on the carnival goers. It just wouldn't be sporting if professionals pancaked their viewers so hard they couldn't enjoy the carnival. But the way this woman tore through her team mates unscathed was a little embarrassing.
Zoe made herself stop shaking her head. She huffed, pouted, hefted her sledge hammer, and left the monitors to get into position. "Just another fan that thinks she's somebody. I keep telling management we need to make Smash-a-Leaguer have a practice round so we know when to cut loose."
She readied herself inside the last passageway. When the brunette appeared in front of her, Zoe unleashed. She wound up herself and her hammer, keeping her feet planted. Her arms spun around her, wrapping Zoe up tight.
She smiled through her tangled limbs. "I don't know who you are, but you've got some talent. Let's see how you deal with this.
Zoe kicked forward, letting her arms spin free. She became a whirlwind, with a white ring of big grey eyes, and a spinning hammer.
The strange woman looked left, looked right, and realized she had no escape. She rested her own hammer on her shoulder, placing her chin on the shaft, and blew her bangs out of her face in frustration.
*WHAM*
She went flying back, stomach stretching towards the back wall. Zoe slowed to stop and watch, giving a dizzy fist pump while trying to stay balanced. She didn't want to miss this pretender splattering against the back wall into a beautiful mess of...
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOING*
Zoe's jaw dropped. The woman arched her feet back, managed to keep them in shape with tension, coiled up, and sprung off the wall with her hammer held high. Zoe was too stunned to dodge.
*SQUIIIIIIIIIISH*
The force was one of the most exquisite Zoe was ever squished by. Her head caved, practically splashing to disappear into her chest. Her boobs rippled larger, only to compress towards the floor too. Her legs shrunk, getting wider while melding into her butt, until she was a very squishy one foot tall butt and boobs woman.
*SPLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
The hammer connected with the ground, splattering Zoe. When the drops cleared and the brunette looked back, her opponent was a large pool of paint in the shape of a black heart, with a tan skin heart engraved within it.
She smiled and trotted out the room to claim yet another prize ticket.
* * *
Jess trudged in. In her left hand was the Amber scroll. Her head and arms had popped back, but the rest of her body was still paper thin. In her right was a bucket with a gooey blue and red suspension with two blue eyes.
She hadn't seen this in a while. "The heart splatter? I mean I felt that swing too Zoe, but really?"
Colors swirled together within Zoe's gooey heart shape. Her head pulled itself out of the top to respond. "The spring off the wall was pretty cool. I got caught up in the moment and couldn't think of anything else."
Jessica laughed and rolled her eyes. "Classic Zoe. Ah well, hopefully someone gives her a contract. That was pretty good. Now..."
She put down Scarlett and gave Amber another flap. *POP*
"Amber, get your girlfriend together. I need to get back out front to set up for the next one. Oh, and we get to play this time."
Amber dumped the bucket of Scarlett on the floor, doing her best to align her colors while pouring. "They really expect us to keep unsquishing through all of this? At least the other games were low effort. Why did the league come up with this one?"
Zoe answered. "They claim it's scouting, but really market research showed people just want to see us get squished."
There was a brief pause as the three solid ladies looked at the in arena camera in the corner, pondering their fan base.
Amber returned to shaping Scarlett and thinking out loud. "Wait, so if we get to play...that means it's someone that already cleared the course this week, right?"
Jess motioned for Amber to keep going by spinning her hand. "Or..."
"Oh, someone else in the league?"
Zoe nodded. "That would qualify. Who is it?"
* * *
Kara walked in, wearing her usual off duty blue jump suit with white piping. She liked to remind people she liked ice. Since she was giving the fans a show, she brought her large steel meat tenderizer instead of a normal hammer. Nothing like softening Zoe up to attract the fans.
The only problem was Jessica was in the way first. And she was holding...
"Jessica, just how large is that sword?"
Jess slammed it down besides her, kicking up chunks of stone. "Last I checked, it weighed a hundred pounds. Might rip curious opponents in half too if they're not careful."
Kara smiled. Not many people got this much respect from the mighty Jessica. "Aaaaaw! I didn't know you cared!"
She ran at her, just wanting to get the squish and move on. If she couldn't get past the rest of the Dust Bunnies, undoubtedly a little weary after an entire night of getting squished, she would be disappointed with herself.
Jess made the smart play, making a big sweeping swing. Kara spun to the side, swatting at it with her own hammer. Steel clanged against steel, Jessica's sword hummed like a tuning fork, and Kara's arms shook violently.
"WWhhooOOoOOooAAAA!"
That sword had a lot more heft than she thought, sending vibrations, pleasant tingles, and cracks through...
"Oh no..."
*CRSSSSSSSSSSSSH*
...her shattered body.
"That's one Kara. Pull yourself together and do better this time."
Kara focused. Two pale, blue sleeved arms came out of her shards, and quickly put her puzzle back together. She pouted while picking up her hammer. "Okay, so it's heavy. Got it."
Jess leveled the blade in front of her. "I am MORE than happy to demonstrate how sharp it is later. You know how much Zoe hates getting sliced up, so it doesn't get nearly enough use."
Kara feinted to her left, baiting Jessica to defend that side. "Oh, you have to EARN your cuts on me pancake."
She brought the hammer back, started to swing...
And Jessica made a sweeping cut, rising up between her legs.
*SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWP*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Kara wasn't quite ready for this. She completely lost her grip on her hammer while Jessica's greatsword ripped her body in half. It sliced right through her center, eliciting a loud gasp as he felt her body come apart from between her legs on up. She tried to fight just how good it felt, she was *supposed* to be giving Jess a lesson in transformation...
Instead, her two halves wobbled apart, speaking in stereo. "Ooooooohhh...maybe again later...yeeeeeeeah..."
*PLOP*PLOP*
Both halves of her fell to the ground with a wet *SPLAT* sound, neither entirely solid after the jolt ran through her. Where once was a skating prospect, there were two oozing blue and blond halves of Kara.
Jess planted the tip of her blade in the ground, and laughed. "Well, at least you know how to enjoy yourself. Still, I thought you'd put up a little more of a fight than-UUUUUUUUUUUUUURK"
*SQUIIIIIIISH*
Kara's hammer, thrown in the air when she was sliced in half, came down on top of Jess. The top of her head flared out wide over the rest of her body. Even when the weight shunted the rest of her body into a big floppy pancake, her purple hair was a dominant feature, covering her face buried in her big flat boobs, and only allowing a little of her flat tummy and butt to remain visible.
Kara's two halves heard Jess squish, snapping her out of savoring her slice. She focused, flopping both halves into a standing position to stitch back together. With some soft squishing sounds, and running her hands down where the slice was, she got herself back to normal.
She picked up her hammer, looking at the huge purple pancake Jess had become. "Whew. Sorry I can't stay longer, but you really need to bring that to more parties. Stay splattered for me!"
She sprinted ahead. "Now, where's Zoe..."
* * *
Amber gave her a little trouble, but only squishing a hand or a foot wasn't enough give Kara a third squish and eliminate her. She shook them back into shape and continued on.
Scarlett, dear Scarlett, tried her best. She was not mentally prepared for Kara to bring a roller in and "accidentally" squishing her own legs. Kara used all of her performance training to give a big moan of pleasure. She looked up, and in Scarlett's place was a red and blue puddle.
Zoe could only shook her head. "I keep telling Jess blades are bad luck. Now *I* need to squish her. Great."
It took Kara a moment to reach her at the end of the course. It would be easy for her, since the Icicles already ran this attraction earlier in the week.
Zoe greeted her with the enthusiasm reserved for that one cousin nobody likes. "Hi Kara. Couldn't resist saying hello?"
Kara grinned maliciously, and her eyes narrowed. "Hello Zoe. We meet again."
"I honestly can't believe you came. The ice rink is on the other side of the fair grounds."
"Oh I know! I was actually giving lessons earlier today."
Zoe legitimately smiled. "That's sweet! More future skaters?"
Kara nodded, smiling as the proud coach. "Yup! They're all going to be amazing, and..." Kara shook her head and got back into the moment. "Wait, don't change the subject. I'm here to cover this room in Zoe."
She charged and swung her hammer. Zoe spun to the side, letting her skirt float up as she spun. She countered with an overhead smash, but Kara jumped back.
"Oh don't be shy Zoe. We both know you WANT to get squished."
Zoe puffed her bangs out of her face and rolled her eyes. "Oh don't act like you don't love it too. Otherwise we wouldn't be in this business."
Kara blushed. "Maybe so, but at least I know how to finish a race."
Zoe smacked her forehead. "Are you still on about that?"
"Five times Zoe! Do you know how much harder my interviews were because of that?"
Zoe looked to the ceiling, exasperated. "Harder? They just asked you more about your flattening preferences! AND they let you negotiate your figure skating work on the side because you were already popular."
She dodged to the side of Kara's hammer, slamming and cracking the ground again. "I was only popular because everyone brought Kara Shake signs to events! Do you know how long it -HURK!"
*SPLAT!*
Zoe got a lot of satisfaction feeling her hammer squish the blond. Watching Kara's body compress, with the delayed reactions from her eyes snapping into the blue pancake with two soft *plops* , made these arguments worth it. She lifted the hammer to Kara's scowling face, hands palms up from her disk shape. Her sweat suit held, but her butt was threatening to overwhelm and overflow from her clothes.
"Look! I'm sorry I threw those races in college! But look at all the endorsement deals we got out of it!"
Kara focused, and snapped back into shape. "That's not the point!"
*WHAM!*
Zoe felt the all too familiar crush of Kara's spiked hammer. She felt her body shunting into itself, her mass shifting around to pancake. She spread as she shrank, bringing all the inner joys of expanding under pressure. She wasn't too concerned with how sexy she looked this time though, this was for a friend.
When Kara lifted her hammer, the dented Zoe pancake was just a giant face sticking her tongue out.
"First you got us known for getting painted across boulders."
Zoe popped back up. *WHAM!* Kara was once again a disheveled blue disk on the ground.
"Which made the scouts show up every night!"
The stars circling Kara's head faded away, and she focused on popping up. *SLAM*
"And then instead of winning, you threw me into a melting shake machine!"
Zoe's butt and boobs were showing under her pancaked face this time, but her facial expression was more exasperated than teasing. She needed a few more wobbles this time before
*POP*
*SQUOOOOOOOOOOSH*
"And the fans loved it! You look adorable like this!"
Indeed, Kara's weakened body burst like a water balloon under the hammer. She was reduced to a blue and blond splatter more than anything resembling a woman. Still, the goop oozed back together quickly, and
*SQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH*
"And after another two nights of you squishing and melting us, they kept demanding you drink the Kara shake!"
The symmetrical black and tan asterisk like splatter that was Zoe glooped back up. *WHAM!*
"And those pinups are STILL all over the internet!"
*WHAM*
"And that almost got us thrown out of the competition!"
*POP* "But it made us LEGENDS at the pub! We still get free drinks there!"
"Only if we drank each other first!"
"Yet we still go there!"
Zoe restored herself again, and they glared at each other, angry energy crackling between them. They raised their hammers again, the old college team mates still working off steam, neither noticing the giant's shadow falling over them.
*KER-SLAM*
"That's enough you two. The game was over a few minutes ago when Zoe splatted you the first time Kara. The next fans are waiting to come in."
Amber lifted her size 50 sneakers to two pancakes. Only their blond and black hair was visible on the top after Amber's sudden squish. Both wobbled a bit trying to get up, but neither succeeded.
Amber shook her head. "Did you two waste all your energy?"
Kara shook again. "One..."
Zoe wobbled too. "Minute..."
"Are those two done yet?" Jess wandered in, followed by Scarlett.
Amber was still shrinking back down to size. "I guess I ended it. Do they do this often?"
*BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*
The flattened rivals popped up, but couldn't restore entirely. Instead, everyone was treated to a Zoe and Kara accordion show, each pleated body bobbing back and forth wildly, both women completely dazed with spiraled eyes. After a minute of making haunting sounds, their heads slumped into each other, the bonk shocking both women into their normal shapes.
Both grumbled, stars floating around their heads. "Whoooooaaaaaooooooooooow..."
Jess sighed. "Yeah, Kara usually gets excited at the chance to squish her old college buddy. They were always rivals, but they could also melt anyone if they worked together."
Of course, Scarlett spoke up first. "Wait, anyone?"
Jessica blushed. "Yup, anyone." Only Scarlett's trained eyes caught the drip on Jessica's hair, disappearing as quickly as it formed.
Amber scratched her head. "So...are they...?"
Jess nodded. "Yeah, just give them a minute."
Zoe and Kara shook their heads, and slowly got to their feet.
"Whew...you've still got it Kara."
"I don't know Zoe, you need to work those arms more so you can still squish with the best."
Zoe just rolled her eyes. "Whatever Blue Goo. Are we still meeting at the bar later?"
Kara nodded. "Yup. Bring everyone along!"
"See ya!"
Amber scratched her head. "That simple?"
Zoe grinned. "Just be ready to do some tricks later. Kara loves to show off. Now get back into your spots, the crowd's waiting!"
The trio slowly turned to get back into position. Amber and Scarlett looked at each other and shrugged, then looked at Jess. "Zoe's funny."
Jess had a big sweat drop over her head. "Yeah, but I she's cute. Just...I hope they have the ice blender at the bar so we can make Zoe drink a Kara Shake."
Two voices responded behind them. "HEY!"