"Has this ever happened to you?"
The screen shows Molly, already inflated to ridiculous proportions. She tears right through her already over stretched clothes, showing off her 20 spherical feet of rubbery flesh, before popping in spectacular fashion. After her scraps regenerate into her normal body, she's practically naked, left holding the still stretched and torn remains of her shirt.
She pouts, hugging herself to stay decent, and blows her bands out of her face.
A blue haired woman with glasses walks into the foreground from the left.
"Hi, I'm Pepper, Founder and CEO of It Fits. You should never have to worry about whether or not your clothes will restore with you after an incident like this."
Pepper walks off screen. The scene shifts to an indoor test facility, with several spherically inflated women in the background.
Pepper walks back into the frame, once again from the left.
"That's why here at It Fits, we test all of our clothes,"
An overinflated Scarlett, still mostly opaque but eyes bulging out of her socks, is pressing up against every wall of a test chamber. With one last hiss, her body quakes, then pops into confetti.
"under the most extreme conditions!"
Jessica and Amber, both extremely large and semi-transparent, have walls close in, squishing them together. They fight valiantly to stay intact, their bodies rumbling, fighting to find room to expand into. Eventually the inevitable happens, and both burst loudly, sending rubbery scraps flying everywhere.
"We make sure that even when you're reduced to the finest confetti,"
Zoe eagerly sucks air from a classic vacuum-in-reverse. Her body aggressively fights bigger and bigger, before her eyes roll back and she explodes into tons of confetti.
"your clothes are okay, so that every time you restore yourself,"
Pepper walks off screen again. The camera cuts to a new shot of Pepper, arms out, in front of all five restored models. Everyone speaks in unison,
"It Fits!!!"
The camera cuts to a close up of Pepper's face.
"So the next time you’re in the market, only accept clothing if It Fits! And remember, I'm not just the owner,"
Pepper downs a bag of pop rocks and a can of soda. The camera zooms out and the models flee. Pepper rapidly balloons out, her arms reaching up celebrating the feeling inside her before they get sucked into her expanding form, her shiny inflated cleavage fighting to grow out of her clothes.
She looks at the camera and struggles to finish the line, each word betraying how much she's enjoying the experience.
"I'm...also...AAAAAAAAA-"
*BOOM!*
Blue and cream colored Pepper confetti fills the screen.
Sonia narrates
"it Fits, now an official sponsor of Transformation League Racers!"
The background shifts to Scarlett lounging against the side of a couch, melting down to a puddle during the last few seconds of the advertisement.
"Call the number on your screen to order your It Fits 'What's Poppin'?' shirts today! Order now and we'll throw in a Puddle Up sweater for free!"