WTF Press Conference 20.01.2010


*WTF Owner Blade (me) comes out and walks over to a table, sitting down. Reporters shoot alot of photos*

Blade: Ladies and Gentleman, welcome to today's Press Conference. I'm glad that so many people are here to listen to my announcement.
There has been a rumor going through the press, that there will be a special WTF Pay-Per-View show. I have organized this press conference to let you know that the rumors are true and what it's all about.
Well the show we are talking about is really special.
The show is called: "WTF Celebtickle 2010" and instead of our current WTF girls, we will see celebrity girls tickling the hell out of each other. *the crowd is clapping their hands and cheering*
In the last 3 weeks we had a secret voting going on with 9 suggestions for possible ticklefights and 2 fights who were already confirmed. 6 of the 9 fights should have come into the show. Due to a few problems it's only 4 fights, but i guess it's going to be big with 6 celebrity ticklefights.
We have organized alot to make this show the biggest event in recent memory, including a performance by the band Zebrahead who will perform the official WTF Tuesday Tickles Theme Song.

Now I have the honor to show you the official matchlist for WTF Celebtickle 2010:
*the fights with pictures appear on a screen behind me*


1. Kitzeln (German for tickling) vs. Kusuguru (Japanese for tickling)
Stefanie Kloß (Vocalist of Silbermond) & Johanna Klum (TV Presenter and Former Singer) vs. Risa Niigaki & Reina Tanaka (both from Japanese girlgroup Morning Musume)


2. Rock Chick Battle Royale

Avril Lavigne vs. Hanna Pakarinen (Finnish Rocksinger) vs. Cristina Scabbia (Vocalist of Italian Metal Band Lacuna Coil) vs. Jen Ledger (English, Drummer of American Christian Rock Band Skillet)


3. Battle of the Redheads
Hayley Wiliams (Vocalist of Rockband Paramore) vs. Nana Kitade (Japanese Rocksinger)


4. Teenstar Tag Battle: Old School vs. New Blood
The Olsen Twins (Mary-Kate and Ashley) vs. Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Tisdale (High School Musical)


5. Magic vs. Monsters
Emma Watson (Harry Potter) vs. Kristen Stewart (Twilight)

and our Main Event, with the most votes:

6. Lady Battle
Lady Gaga vs. Lady Sovereign (English Rapper)


*the reporters cheer loudly as they see the participants*
So... Are there any questions?
*a few lift their hands, I point to a blonde woman*

Woman: I'm Dana McElroy from the Sports Monthly Mag. How did you get all the girls to take part?

Blade: Well, actually we called their managements and asked if they were interested in taking part in such a show and most said yes. We had a few refuses aswell.

Woman: From whom?

Blade: Oh, I'm not gonna give any names. More questions?
*an asian guy has hand up*

Guy: I'm Hiromi Makamasa from The Japanese Times. Do the women train?

Blade: Yes they do. Some of them have come to the WTF Headquarters and trained with a few of the regular WTF girls and I also took my time to train a few girls.

Guy: Who?

Blade: I trained with the German Girls, Stefanie Kloß and Johanna Klum, with Jen Ledger and also with your fellow Japanese girls Reina Tanaka and Risa Niigaki. though Risa and Reina mostly train with my WTF girls, Risa and Sakura cause they are Japanese aswell.
Any more questions? No? Ok then the Conference is officially over. We will let everyone know when the show will take place. Goodbye *stands up and wlaks out leaving with standing ovations from everyone in the room*