WTF Tuesday Tickles 25th August 2009
*pyros explode*
Scott: Gooooooooooood evening Ladies and Gentleman to the newest edition of WTF Tuesday Tickles, today from Hamburg, Germany, our last station in Germany before we move on to England. My name is Scott Featherton alongside my broadcast partner Bob Tickle.
Bob: Thank you Scott! I have to apologize in the name of the WTF, for our show is starting 1 hour later. Due to the Michael Jackson report beforehand we weren't able to show the first matches of the night, which will be shown tonight during the repetition of Tuesday Tickles.
Scott: Sad but true Bob, but to give you a slight impression of what happened before we went on air, we do a little recap of what has happened so far.
Bob: True. In our first match of the night, Lola could beat Miss Lisa in a Submission Match, after hanging her upside down in the ring corner and attacking her belly till she screamed for mercy. This took her 8:35 minutes.
Scott: In our second match newcomer Kittykat managed to win her first match against Tanya who still waits for her first win. After 3:51 minutes, Tanya jumped down from the ring corner down on Kittykat, who dodged the attack and grabbed Tanya's feet, which are her absolute weakspot causing her to give up.
Bob: Our third match was an interesting match in which 3 girls fought hard. Another newcomer, Jenny Oak, had to face our two rivals Angelique Le Claire with her Manager Mavran and Marissa Torres Lamar with Manager AJ. Jenny clearly dominated throughout the whole match but was distracted and annoyed by AJ and Mavran, everytime she wanted to get the 3 count. At least Jenny could win the match after Angelique accidently hit AJ with her elbow and the 4 of them engaged into a fight outside the ring, causing Angelique and Marissa to be counted out.
Scott: These are the matches that took place so far but we had a few events happen. At the start of the show we had Kira Trayling, our WTF Ultimate Championess walk along the hallway when she suddenly got attacked and knocked out by 2 shadows. Who might that have been?
Bob: That's to be seen Scott, but that wasn't everything. After the match between Kittykat and Tanya a young girl came out, making everyone think she is a new girl for the roster, but it turned out that she was a manager and offered Tanya her services. She didn't say much, just that her name was Rose First.
Scott: Now this is what happened and the following is coming up:
*a screen shows up*
Tag Team Submission Match:
Annie and Taika Oheru vs. Rachel and Sara
Champion vs. Champion Tie My Legs Match:
Kira Trayling vs. Blackie vs. Ashelya Kurayami
Scott: Nice matches to come still Bob. But first we take a look Backstage. We see a room... Looks like a small room and we see KIRA!! She is tied up with her hands above her head kneeling on a chair exposing her feet too. She looks exhausted.
*in room*
???: Will you finally confess that you caused all the troubles in the first show!!
Kira: No! It wasn't me... *panting* Let me go...
???: I don't believe you! Haven't 50 minutes been enough for you? Do you want some more?
Kira: No, I don't want anymore. *pants* It's pointless.... *taking deep breath* It wasn't me...
???: Then we have to tickle you again... *sighs*
*2 shadows appear*
Scott: Well Bob, it seems Kira is forced to confess to have done the manipulations during our first show. The question is: Was it really her??
Bob: That's to be seen. Kira has a strong will but is she really able to take it for such a long time?
Scott: Well, as you said that is to be seen.
Bob: Anyway, let's continue with our next match.. Hey wait what is this!!
*Rob Zombie - Dragula is played and Cynthia Storms enters the ring*
Cynthia: Well well well... after I've shown this Cole Girl at Lessons In Laughter, who the real vampire in WTF is I am kinda bored. I need a new opponent... no.. not opponent. I need a new VICTIM!! *horror music plays and the lighting turns a deep red. demonic laughter are heard.* *Cynthia looks around not seeing anything*
???: *in a demonic voice* Sooo Cynthia you need a new victim? I'm sorry to tell you but I already chose you to be mine. MUHAHAHAHAHA
Cynthia: *looks scared and yells* WHO ARE YOU?`SHOW YOURSELF!!
???: No problem... *a person with a scary mask, holding a scythe enters the ring and stands behind Cynthia taping her on the shoulder*
Cynthia: *turns around slowly then is startled, as she see's the other girl, running out of ring*
???: *laughs and opens mask a bit, long red hair dropping down* RUN!!
Scott: Could it be.....??
Bob: Don't know. She takes off her mask there... OMG!!
Scott: IT'S ALANZA DEMONICA!! I really hadn't thought that it could be her!! This will be a great battle!
Bob: It will be for sure! I can't wait for it. After this event, let's get to the next. It's time to fight in the ring.
*One Step Closer by Linkin Park is played*
Gary: The following match is scheduled as a Tag Team Submission Match.
Coming down to the ring, from Poole, England... Raaaaaaaaaacheeeeel!!!
And her Tag Team Partner, from Muenster, Germany.... Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaa!!!
*bios*
Name: Rachel (19)
Hometown: Poole, England
Category: Anthro/Wolf
Weakspot: Paws, Armpits
Coach: bobcheese123
Name: Sara (18)
Hometown: Munster, Germany
Category: Anthro/Cat
Weakspot: Paws
Coach: bobcheese123, featherblade2008
Bob: This fight will be very interesting. I think those are the best Teams we've got in WTF at the moment!
Scott: Sure they are. I'm very curious to see the outcome of thie one.
*music stops and Girls Just Wanna Have Fun by Cindy Lauper is played*
And there opponents for tonight... both hailing from San Francisco, California, USA... Please welcome the WTF Tag Team Champions!! The Team of.. Taikaaaaaaa Oheeeeeeeerrrruuuuuuu!!! And her partner... Annieeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Name/Age: Taika Oheru (18)
Hometown: San Francisco, USA
Category: Human/Cat
Weakspot: Ribs, Hips, Under the toes
Coach: Icequeen4657 (Annie)
Name: Annie (16)
Hometown: San Francisco, USA
Category: Human
Weakspot: Ribs, Hips, Feet
Coach: Icequeen4657 (Herself)
*after 29 minutes*
Bob: Unbelievable match so far Scott. Both teams tickled the crap out of each other during this intense tickle fight. The match is over 20 minutes old already. Annie and Rachel stare at each other, breathing hard and being covered in sweat. They run towards each other... *bell rings and Annie and Rachel stop looking towards the bell*
Gary: This match ends in a draw after reaching the 30 minute time limit!!
Scott: What an awesome ticklefight Bob!! This was pure tickle entertainment, at it's best. Both Tag Teams deserved to win and gave it all their best, so the draw is a fair result.
Bob: Yes indeed Scott. This one was an epic fight!! It should have gained the WTF even more fans.
*after the match we are backstage. A text is shown saying: "5 minutes ago". A man with a golf cart, filled with cleaning tools drives around the boiler room to clean.*
Scott: This is our Janitor oneortheother. It's nice to see him too but why is he shown?
Bob: I don't know. He enters a small room.. *room is shown*
Scott: LOOK BOB!! THERE IS KIRA!! THIS IS WHERE SHE WAS HELD!! oneortheother unties her and helps her in his golf cart. off they are.. hmm who is that?? 2 bird girls come to it and see Kira is missing.
Girl1: WHAT'S THAT?? How could she escape?
Girl2: I don't know...
Girl1: DAMMIT!!
*back*
Bob: Hmm.. now we've seen the girls who did all this to Kira. At first it seemed as if Sparrow did all this. I would have thought it would be her to punish Kira for everything she caused to her at Lessons In Laughter.
Scott: True, but who says that Sparrow isn't behind all this?
Bob: Maybe we will find that out soon, maybe not.
*in ring*
Gary: Now it's time for our next fight. Due to the events that occured earlier tonight Kira Trayling has been removed from the fight. This fight is a Tie My Legs Match!!
*We Will Rock You from Queen is played*
On the way to the ring... from Inugami Village, Japan.... The WTF Anthro Champion.. Bllllllaaaaccckiiiieee!!!
Name/Age: Blackie (19)
From: Inugami Village, Japan
Race: Human/Fox Hybrid
Weakspots: Toes, Bellybutton
Coach: Phuram
*Haunted by Evanescence is played*
Gary: And her opponent..... from the Demon Realm... The WTF Youngster Champion Ashelya Kuuuuuuraaaaayaaaamiiii!!!
*bio*
Name: Ashelya Kurayami (18)
Hometown: Demon Realm
Category: Anthro/Wolf
Weakspot: Ribs, Feet
Coach: LycanthropASH
Bob: This Champion vs. Champion Match will be very exciting, though with Kira it might have been even better.
Scott: I guess so Bob. Kira is the WTF Ultimate Championess and currently the centre of attention in WTF. I saw her poster in our weekly Laughter Weekly magazine and I liked it alot Bob.
Bob: Oh yes, it was very nice. I hope we get to see alot more nice posters in the future.
Scott: Let's see who wins Bob, but what are the rules to this Tie My Legs Match??
Bob: Basically it's very simple. The goal of the match is to tie your oppenents legs with rope and then tickle their feet or legs till they give up.
Scott: Nice and simple indeed, Bob.
*after 5 minutes*
Scott: Ashelya has taken control of this fight and got Blackie's belly good. It looks like she could end this quick getting the rope to tie down Blackie.
*after 9 minutes*
Bob: Blackie found her way back into the fight, after sweeping Ashelya off her feet and tickling her ribs furiously.
*after 16 minutes*
Bob: Ashelya tries to hit Blackie but doesn't hit the spot she tried, with Blackie dodging and jumping Ashelya tying her feet together.
*after 19 minutes*
Scott: After 2 minutes of struggling, Ashelya lost the fight against Blackie and finally taps out.
Bob: Blackie doesn't celebrate after this long battle and her and Ashelya walk out together.
*after a 10 minute break, the whole WTF staff, lead by Blade (me) and GM Bob Cheese walks down to the ring, all wearing black bracelets on their wrists. Blade and Bob Cheese enter the ring with everyone looking sad. A few are crying*
Blade: *signalizes everyone to be quiet* Well... *takes a deep breath* WTF had a very good start, but also had it's downs already. Today.... I have to announce the biggest down in the young history of WTF *looks very sad* Last thursday.... *tears in eyes, restarts sentence* Last thursday... *fights tears* LolaBunny01, the coach of Lola, one of our girls from the roster, sadly passed away. *tears roll down cheeks* We, the whole Roster, Staff members and authorities from WTF were deeply shocked when we heard about it. *pause*
Lola loved the WTF and the WTF loved her. *cries* She will be missed.
All together we have decided to end tonights show like this, as a dedication to LolaBunny01.
In memory of her, I would like everyone in the arena and at home in front of the TV, to stand up for a minute of silence.
*after a minute of complete silence*
Blade: Thank you everyone. Our GM Bob Cheese would like to say something too. *cries and hands him the microphone*
Bob Cheese: Lola was a Great girl. I hardly got to know her and it saddens me, her life was taken so soon. May she rest in peace. *cries too*
*Everyone leaves holding onto someone*
Bob: well... i don't wanna say much, just that I feel with her family and friends. Good night, everyone and see you next week....