Important Note:
Due to computer problems which blocked some programmes including my writing programmes,  I wasn't able to post a WTF show this week.
I'm sorry to keep everyones hope up and waiting, it really wasn't my fault.
Following you will see a WTF Press Conference held by me, where I am going to explain.

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*many reporters from all around the world wait in a small room and photographers take many pictures as I come out and walk over to the microphone*

Blade: Ladies and Gentleman! Thank you for finding the time to come here today.
At first I want to apologize for canceling WTF Tuesday Tickles, which was planned for this Tuesday the 23rd June 2009.
The reason why I had to cancel the show is a simple one. Just one day before the show, the Hall Manager gave me a call and told me he had given the hall to someone else. Unfortunately we were not able to find a fitting hall within this short time.
I wanna apologize to all the fans out there, who were sitting in front of the TV or wanted to attend the live event on Tuesday night and were greatly disappointed.

On the other side I would like to point out about WTF's first big event.
It's called WTF Lessons In Laughter and I promise it will be one hell of a show!!

After this announcement I am now ready for all your questions.

Rep1: Blade, you said the hall was given away for another event. Do you know which one it was?
Blade: Well I don't know exactly and the Manager didn't wanna tell me but rumors say that a wrestling event took place that night.

Rep2: You were talking about a big event. You called it: Lessons In Laughter. What is it exactly?
Blade: Basically it's a regular WTF just bigger with special matches, title fights and many other things.

Rep3: And who is going to fight tonight?
Blade: There will be all of our top stars in the ring tonight but which pairings we will have inside the ring remains a secret for now.

Rep4: And what kind of special matches will be held?
Blade: Also a secret, but i can promise that there will be something for everyones taste in tickling. At least in clean tickling.

Rep5: So WTF won't have some tickling other then the normal spots?
Blade: Yes, we won't have any sexual tickling in WTF. It is intended to be a family oriented show, that shall entertain the people.

Rep6: Thw WTF had a nice start and got lots of attention. What are your thoughts?
Blade: I am really happy about how many people gave me positive responses on the show and the whole idea in general. I hope this continues in the future and the people don't lose interest. Me and the girls do their best to show the best entertainment possible.

Any more questions?? *no one has his hand lifted up*
Ok, then I think this is the end of the Press COnference. Once again, thank you very much to everyone for coming and I hope you enjoy tonights show.
Goodbye *walks out*