Oh. Hello and welcome to my little Magic show. I Know, I Know, you can’t wait, but things have to take their time. Now, let me look around. And yes, that’s quite the Problem. Apparently my Assistant isn’t here. I Guess I will need a volunteer from my lovely Audience. Lets see. Who would be a good assistant? Hmmm. A lot of volunteers tonight. But sadly I can only take one.

You in the first row. How about it? You look like you want to see what I have planned. Come on, don’t be so shy. I promise, I won’t bite, probably. It will be a lot of fun, if you just come. See, one step after another…. There. It isn’t so scary up here is it. That’s what I thought. Since you are up here, how about you tell our audience your Name… That’s a lovely Name.

Well one important rule in Magic is trust. So that’s how I will begin. I have the first trick in my pock- pocket. Or don’t where did I put. Oh, of course. Its right there behind your ears. Let me just grab them. So why do you have my Cards behind your ears. Anyway. Take a look and shuffle them. Just be sure to not drop them or lose them the same place I found them.

Now, I hope you are satisfied with your shuffling. To proceed, draw a card from anywhere in the Deck, while I look the other way. Are you done? Great. Remember the Card, put it back and Shuffle. As you can see, I had no hand in Shuffling, but I am certain I can find the Card. Keep the deck in your hand. Don’t be so nervous. As soon as I have drawn a card you can throw them, backstage. Please don’t throw them into the Audience.

That was enough stalling for one trick. I draw and is this your Card. Oh, it is not. Are you sure. Let me take a second look. Of Course, you don’t recognise the Card. There is dirt all over it. Let me just, clean it and you are certain that isn’t your Card. It is, I thought so. The Other Cards. Just like I said, throw them and they are gone.  I wonder where they are, never mind.

Card tricks are interesting, but there is just so much I can do with them, so I will go on with the next trick, I am sure you can’t wait to help with it, my assistant. I just have to go and get the necessary props. I will be back in a Minute. Where did I put it, ah there it is. I Hope you didn’t wait to long. Now inside this Box is everything we will need for the next trick. Let me just open it.

Don’t look so scared, its just a rope, a large Blanket and a few Handcuffs. Its not like I am planning to stab you or anything. So do you want to start with the Rope or the Handcuffs. Just scream if I make it to tight and don’t move or you will just hurt yourself. Now what would be a good place to start…. So, can you still move, I didn’t think so. Now just to make sure you wont walk away, I will cuff your Feet together, not like you are going to use them anytime soon. Then your Hands and just to be save, your forearms.

I bet you would like to be free. Now let me just take this blanket, I hope you aren’t afraid of the Dark. So how is it. Well, its sounds like you are having fun under the blanket. Let me just check on you. The Blanket is a bit more resistant than usual. But there you are. Hey, where did you leave your Restrains. It was hard work to restrain you like this and you just freed yourself. Well, I have to make sure you won’t escape the next trick as easily, won’t I.

How about you pick the props from our last trick up and I will go and get the Props for the Grand finale. It’s a bit of a classic so I am certain you will like it, then don’t like it. Just to like it at the End again. But I don’t want to spoil to much already. We will see each other in a bit.

Oh God, why does it have to always be this hard. Come on, I checked everything before the show. Just move a bit more. One step all I want is to move a step more and there. Good think this is the final trick. We haven’t started and I am already out of Breath. Could you help me moving the Table to the Centre of the Stage. Like that.

Now, I think you can guess what the final trick will be. Oh, right there is a Blanket over it. And there it is. The Sawing a Woman in half Box. I told you it would be a classic. Now look around. Inside the Box, under the Table, the saw and the Blades. Once you are satisfied, we can go on. So, have you found any hidden part in the Box or a Fake saw. No, well. That means you have to trust me.

I am certain I can ask for that level of trust, since I haven’t hurt you with any of the other tricks or did I? Now if you could remove your shoes and sit on the lower end. Yep like that. Just push your self into the box a bit more. Okay that’s Perfect. Now lay fully down and relax. It will soon be over.

All I have to do is close the Restraints and Doors and we can start. That was the final one. Say, are your feet ticklish. Oh, they certainly are. But that’s for later. Now let me just put the saw in place. Here I go. Don’t look so grim, this is way harder on me. All you have to do is lay there. Don’t give that look. As if you could use a Saw like this.

Now enough with the Jokes. If I am correct and I usually am, the next stroke should finally hit you. Just keep breathing and the feeling will get a lot better. And there. Just a few more strokes and- I guess I hit something a bit more solid. Ah, it probably was just your spine. Then that should do the trick. There that’s the End of the Box. You are doing great. Let me just grab the Blades. They are a bit cold so brace for impact. Seems like you are enjoying yourself already.

But the trick isn’t over. Now its time to prove that you are in half. Well your feet are still moving. Let me just turn your Box around and the Box with your legs. Ah that’s a lot easier than getting it up on stage. How is it to look like this at your own feet. You want me to put you back together. What are you talking about. The trick is called sawing a Woman in half. Not putting someone back together. Anyway, that’s the of the show, if someone wants to help my assistant out of the Room that would be nice.

You can keep that half of the Box and I keep that one. It should be a fair trade. But I really have to go now. Bye