For those that can't stand the UwU speak, here's the original normal text:
Oopsie! I had a whoopsie with the spell book and now I don't speak so good... This was suppose to make a hot, horny babe appear, but now I'm the hot babe??? At least my boring old wizard robes have changed into this totally cute outfit!
I can't speak normally! All my other friends want to fuck me like this, and I'm so horny I can't think about anything else... Except for how hot you are! Seriously, why are you so sexy!?
Can you help me? What, you think I need a new magic wand? You have one in your pants? Let me see it! Aww, that's not a wand... It's ok though, I forgive you. Just let me give you a kiss to show we're still best friends!
Oh, that's right, my hair is perfect for holding onto. Please, don't let me go, at least I can't talk like this when I have something in my mouth! Mmmff! Mmm! I love this, I'm never changing back!