Written for Zee_McZed's EGS Flash Fiction Week 2019.<br /><br />The theme was Alternate Universes, but I took a somewhat silly spin on the idea, hopefully obvious from the name...<br /><br />Also posted on Archive of Our Own <a class="external" href="https://www.deviantart.com/users/outgoing?https://archiveofourown.org/works/20505350">here</a>